DI: GAH! I can't believe I'm using MS Notepad for this! There isn't a really big difference except that this system is pissing me off, I have to get someone to beta this and there's no pretty italics that I can do and bold stuff. Okay, that was later on in the day, I have my preeciouss *strokes* Word back… Let me say that my thanks took up one page. OO;;

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

Big Thanks To:

Sheo Darren (Yuuki Darren?): Oops, I tend to get that one wrong. Cause I usually write Mai for fanfics and other stuff. Well, thank you for your review, it will be greatly taken into account for!

Person with many aliases: Yea, I used to use Dizzy on the GGX2 game thing in the arcade, but then she's really hard to control so now I'm using Chipp, doesn't he look like Vash from Trigun? Oo;; She probably already has a cult that travels underground, trying to brainwash the world into liking Dizzy by means of getting penguins to use their superpowers to hypnotize people. Freaky. Thanks for the review!

Flame of Corruption: I heard of that, but I'm not a really big GG fan, I mean I just like the 2-D fighting, it's really nice... In fact I found the anime in the anime store and it was really expensive like over $50 CND, and I'm like, whoa, I don't have enough. Well thank you for the review!

Cute1: I think that KyxSol is cute, but that's only my opinion. Since I'm not a really big fan I don't mind bashing the characters. No offence everyone! I never watched it I only play the game at the arcade, and listen to my cousin ramble on and on about it while playing against me on PS2. Talk about annoying! Thanks for the review!

GGX Fanatic: Yay! You reviewed like... All the time! [You receive a Happy Cookie!] And thank you for the encouragement and compliments! You know, I'm using notepad right now and it's horrible! In the near future I must send in an army of turtles to ... someplace to destroy MS Notepad... it's just so evil! It's like, gears aren't the evil thing for the near future, it'll be MS Notepad, not like it isn't already. ;P

Dante's Angel of Chaos: ^_^ Thank you for the review! I'll probably be making fun of the pirates, but for some reason after watching Jack Sparrow jumping around and being all cool and all, I'm just like... Wow, I want to be a pirate. Well thanks a lot!

Malz: Haha. Hippies...Gears... Same thing right? -blinks- Thanks for the review!

Jis2: Yea, the computer was a horrible nightmare. It was very deep and emotional… It was like my baby died. Thanks for the review!

Back to the story:

Chapter 4 - May and Johnny

            Ooh! Lookie at the fighting midget! Can you talk of no life? I mean, I can understand sitting and thinking for a split second of something, but don't take all day! I say that little punk sitting in my office twirling chair, twirling around and thinkin of Johnny.

Me: What the hell are you doing? Get outta my chair!

May: Isn't Johnny cute?

Me: You think I can rate men?

May: Yea.

            She pisses me off. First place, she has no respect for her elders, AKA: Me. Secondly, she just sits around all day on her big fat ass (On my twirly chair!!!) thinking about some want to be pirate imitation. I caught her stealing non-existent money from my files cabinet! I asked her what she was doing and she's all like, "Johnny hates you!" I mean, fine! Be freakily obsessive of some guy, but don't put words into his mouth and try to bring down my already diminished self-esteem!

            Just a thought, shouldn't May and Johnny have a father-daughter relationship instead of the Freaky-Worshipping relationship? Cause after all Johnny RAISED her, like the thing what parents do. I mean, he didn't screw around with her, which rules out the love-love crap. After all, that's the only purpose of a boy/girlfriend right? Just for the sex? No, I'm not being bitter. Also notice how Johnny has this thing for hitting on every available girl/guy/everything that moves/and then some in the room? Why worship a manslut like him?

Now Johnny! He has issues! First off, he's like:

Johnny: I'm too cool for you! Whatever! Pish! Talk to the hand!

Then he's like:

Johnny: *Singing* Sometimes in our lives we all have pains, we all have sorrows! But if we are wise we'll know that there's always tomorrow! LEAN ON ME! ...

            That's not the worst of it, cause while singing all his crazy love and peace songs he's somehow switching from guitar to guitar, which is only mildly entertaining when you see him tumble over and break his precious guitar collection when I decide to throw something at his head... like a knife for say! But he was all PMS when that happened:

Johnny: Ah! My guitars! This is not a very good example of being nice!

Me: Haha! Loser!

Johnny: It hurts! Look! I'm bleeding!

Me: Oooh! What do you want me to do baby? Call an ambulance?

Johnny: Yea.

Me: Baby!

Johnny: Pish! Talk to the hand! The face is currently bleeding!

            A very good example of PMS. But I've got to admit, which it's slowly killing me in the process, Johnny isn't so bad compared to the previous... "Men", at least he wears men clothing instead of... "Male Skirts" They like to say. Though I just call them little girls. (It's true! I shouldn't need to prove my point again, though it would be nice to share my ideas about their feminosity for a second time round. Especially that Bridget, though unfortunately I'm running out of time and won't get to talk about her... I mean him!...Him right? I'm not so sure, I should question 'IT' later...)

            Ah well, stupid pirates. I hope they have fun sailing away on their little Barbie and Ken Pink Boat. All the sailors on board are gay. I swear. Why the hell are they always dancing and singing and dancing some more with little brooms in their hands and doing a little jig. It's scary. Well, they're captain is obviously bi-sexual, so I didn't really expect much manliness from the crew. Meh.

            Now I actually want to talk about some half males for once, instead of this... half breed... so onwards to Chipp Zanuff and Anji Mito... (Damn! They're not male!)

DI: This chapter practically killed me. I'm not sure if the next chapter will be up on time. Sorry! Cause firstly, I'm slowly moving into my new computer. Secondly I need to work on adding more junk into my website. And last of all, I'm working on like... 5 fics at the same time, two of them are hand written (I swear the fics are evil, they're like so raping me). The other three are on their way to being retyped. But that's all to no guarantee. To check on my next possible updating and my progress on fics you can check out my livejournal in my profile. Thank you for reading!
Until the next update!