DI: And welcome to chapter 5! Oh, and before I forget, I AM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE!!! I just don't know what happened. I haven't worked on this fic for like… 2 weeks in a row. Feeling guilty
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Chapter 5

Me: Where were you born?

Chipp: Japan, and you?

Me: Run that by me again.

Chipp: I said Japan!

Me: You sure don't look it.

Chipp: So, you sure don't look it.

Me: oO;;

Can you say LSD? PCP? Marijuana? Shrooms? Tobacco? Nicotine? … Advil? Yes, I could name more but the list just goes on and on. I really have nothing against him, but his illegal shipments of drugs and… Wow! I don't believe it! He's wearing pants! Unlike the other, before mentioned women… men. Though speaking of his outfit, I may just complain about the collar, belt? Around his neck. I can't say much, but it just makes him look like some sort of prostitute.

This morning, I caught him in my office with Johnny, Sol and Axl sitting around in a circle playing cards, which appears to be the game brisk and of course smoking pot. Now my chair smells like drugs! It's time like these in which I wish I could turn into a gear and rip off their human heads and eat their flesh… But back on topic before I start insulting the hippies.

I imagine Chipp World to be something like this:

Oooh! Look at all the pretty bunnies! Let's go up and climb the happy rainbow! After that we can all slide down and sing songs with the little birdies! Lalalala! Ooh! Check that out! A river of candy! Yay! Hi sensei! Let's go train in this dojo made up of ginger bread and icing and candy and chocolate and candy and more candy! Hurray!

As they say, time flies when you're high.

Now on to my complaints about the pretty little girl, Anji Mito. In all of my life I have never seen a man who fights with fans. Especially those paper ones. Now, I'm not really complaining as well about Anji, except he's kind of a sissy boy. He finds the gayest things amusing and the funniest things (like making fun of men who look like women) unamusing.

In my opinion, Anji is a little girl. He prances around in these really big half skirt pants and acts just like a kid too! Ah to conclude about the kid theory, he's annoying beyond anything.

Now what the hell holds his glasses up? It's like that horrible movie that 'portrays' the future AKA now; I think it was called The Matrix? Well, the point is that glasses that hold up by nothing is a no no. Not cool. They fall off. Duh! Now what's with the … white thing? I mean, did he break his skull while trying to have intercourse? Hm. I'd have to research that one…

Speaking about retards did you ever hear about this man named Baiken and This highly slutty Jam Kuradoberi?

To be continued…

Dead Insomniac: This chapter killed me. Xx I really dunno what happened. I mean, first off it was all sunshine and happy stuff, then suddenly it just slapped me over the face like a watermelon. Complaints will be fully accepted, for I know that I did a really bad half-ass job on this chapter. Thank you for reading and waiting so long!
ciao!