DI: bows repeatedly I'm SORRY I'm SORRY! Late once again… ;;
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Big Thanks To:
Dante's Angel Of Chaos: Thank you so much for the encouragement! PS: I used to call her bacon too… (looks around nervously) If you are who I think you are which is Nina from the GGXboard then becomes all hyper HI! It's me Dizzy! starts running about in circles Buries in cookies
Sheo Darren: It's not really the way I write. Just whenever I'm feeling a little bit… angry I just tend to bash things usually I write comical humour and stuff like that. But this is a very interesting and good twist from my original works and it makes me really happy, thank you so much for the review!
GGX Fanªtic: was there someone trying to forge you? Well thank you for the encouragement! I'm thinking of rewriting the last chapter, but since I'm lazy I probably won't but there's still a 15% chance! Thank you for the review!
Earl Osborne: Thank you so much for the review! We'll stop by Chipp World and get some cookies okay? I'll pay! Yea, I usually get comments that I'm being very mean to the characters, but I feel that's what they deserve after a few hundred ff stories of praising. Thank you!!!

Bacon and Jam

This may sound weird coming from an old man and all but what the hell is she trying to pull off? The pink hair? That's so twentieth century or something like that and the rips in the clothing is not 'cool' anymore. You know, I have a feeling that she's one of those rebellious, I'm-Queen/King-Of-The-World type of person. I mean if I had a son or daughter who goes all dress wacky on me they'll find my foot up their ass so hard that their nose'll bleed. Thank god that I don't have any kids at all. None. Not even one. And Testament is not my brat.

Baiken is a boy. Well, at least more manly then the other women we just encountered. Aside from the pink, the breasts, the skirt? Who by the way almost every single 'man' wore… Well, she's made a pretty good boy. What kind of girl likes to go to a gay bar and start drinking away?

She's also kind of emotionally disturbed. Something about fear of fire, blah blah blah. Dead parents, it's like the end of the world for me! But as they say love makes the world go round, but for me retards who think they're the opposite sex try to make the world go round, but unfortunately they failed thus the retarded part and that's why there's all these big wars like the Crusades.

Ah yes. One last thing about bacon. Are those socks inside sandals? Now that just pisses me off. Even though they're kind of half on, socks inside sandals is just weird looking, ugly and plain revolting.

Now on to the little slut. I can safely say that she's 75% female and 25% slut. At least she's a tad bit better from Dizzy who's 10% female, 10% some possessed environmentalist, 80% slut. Now back to Jam. She was called in the other day by one of the chefs at her little cooking store. I had the little girl Ky investigate on the matter.

It turns out that she started an underground clan consisting of a few members: herself, a baked chicken and a table. Apparently she was going to raise money by having the chicken dance around on the table while she would collect money to open some other cooking store.

About cooking, what's up with this Huma, Hanagata stuff? To me the most important thing is the strong people don't need food they must survive off blood and sweat and that's why I'm number one! Not that self-centered anus, but me. Moi!

But it seems that these teenagers are stupid and ignorant of what's going on around them. They also think that they're so smart acting all grown up. Like:

Jam: You call that a strawberry pie sir? An elephant would have the facial expression like this -- (Oo) if it's brought to it.

Me: You're facial expression would be like this -- (Oo) with my foot up your ass.

Now she just really pisses me off and there's no point in getting all worked up and getting a heart attack because of her. I'll just move on to just plain stupid people, sounds nice?

A good example would be that big idiot Potemkin and that anorexic idiot Faust…

Ending Notes: Yes! Woohoo! Done with the update! dances around I actually had more fun with this than in the other chapter now that I remembered, though this was happily rushed. Thank you all so much for the patience! Offers everyone cookies
I'll probably be updating soon cause I'm starting on the fifth chapter, but it might take at least a week or three cause I've got my end of the semester exams. Oo but at least I'll have more time on my hands to work on fics huh?
ciao