Lumenesca: ....yes, I am updating, and YOU CANT STOP ME!!
Kikyo: (sarcasticly) oh, who would want to stop you.
Lumenesca: -.- ;; do the damn disclaimer before the lawyers come.
Lawyers: (in zombie tone voice) money.......MONEY!
Kikyo: O.O WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Andromeda walked back up to the Inu-cast after her chat with retardo Steve.
Andromeda: .- you can stop looking now.
Miroku: what were we looking at anyway?
Andromeda: NEVER MIND THAT! You guys need to...um..play a game.
Inuyasha: WE DIDN'T COME TO PLAY GAMES! IN FACT, WE DIDN'T COME FOR ANY REASON AT ALL!
Andromeda: well..........THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD, DOG-BOY! CAUSE IF YA EVER WANNA SEE YOUR PRECIOUS FUTILE ERA EVER AGAIN, YOU WIIIIIIILL PLAY!
Inuyasha: O.OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sesshomaru: I don't have to listen to you, human.
Andromeda: oh, I think you will.
Sesshomaru: and why is that?
Andromeda: because I don't think you want anyone to know that you still have your raggedy anne doll.
Sesshomaru: .O !!!!!!! umm, I don't mind so much anymore.
Talime: good.....very good........MWAHAHAHAHA-um, ahem.
The Inu-cast and Andromeda walk over to steve.
Sango: alright you sick freak, we'll play your game! I FEAR NOTHING!!!
A lady bug flies by.
Sango: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Inu-cast: [anime fall]
They then walk inside Steve's house(A/N: by the way, joe will not be in this fic!!).
Steve: [talks into space] Hey, did ya see which way Blue went?
Silence. The Inu-cast is really confused. Then..
Kid's voices: THAT WAY!
Inucast: O.o!
Shippo: THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS HAUNTED!
Steve: [ignores their confused faces] this way? THANKS! [he starts walking in opposite way]
Kagome: can we trust him?
Andromeda: what have we got to lose?
Talime: ..........a chaos emerald.
Andromeda: .-
So, the inucast and Andromeda followed the crazy host of one of the most retarded shows in history. They came to the bathroom, when....
Talking soap: HI, STEVIE-KINS!
Talime: O.o?
Shippo: HAUNTED SOAP!!!!
Steve: HELLO, SLIPPERY!
Slippery: hey, steve, I have a problem...
Inuyasha: SORRY, ..um...THING! WE NEED TO FIND..um...ANOTHER THING! SO YOUR JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAI-
Steve: OF COURSE WE'LL HELP! :D
Everyone else: [anime fall]
Slippery: ummmmmmmm, wellllll,......................I forgot how to count to ten!
Everyone else: [even BIGGER anime fall]
Miroku: THAT'S EASY! One, two, three,..um......f-four, urm..elevindysevens, ummmmmmmmmmm..........
Talime: oh shush! It's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Slippery: I CANT REMEMBER ALL THAT! WE HAVE TO TAKE IT VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY SLOWELY SO ILL UNDERSTAND!
Andromeda: .O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ....why me?
Steve: ok, kids, what's the first number?
Kids:.........we don't remember!
Everyone: [anime fall]
Steve: (nervously) you...you...DON'T KNOW!? But...but...I cant figure these things out for myself! Ive always relied on the kids to tell me what to do! I.......DON'T.............KNOW...........ANYTHING!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andromeda: ......oh lord.
Talime: Youll have to teach them, Anne.
Andromeda: [gasp] you havent called me that since I spilled lemon juice on your hard drive!!!
Talime: .-U well NOW I remember, you klutz!
Andromeda: so much for calling me Anne, huh?
Talime: ya better believe it, bub.
Andromeda: well, I better get started teaching.
Andromeda pulls up a chalkboard.
Andromeda: [writes a one] ok, this is called ONE! Do you follow so far?
Hopelessly retarded people: ...........no.
Andromeda: [anime fall] MAN! IM STARTING TO GET BRUISES FROM ALL THESE ANIME FALLS!
So, she goes on a 2 hour walkthrough of every number between 1 and 10.
Slippery: oh, now I understand....oops, I forgot again!
Andromeda: OH WELL! [flushes the stupid slope dowm the toilet]
Slippery: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [is gone]
Steve: ok, now lets find that clue!
Clue: [is right behind Steve]
Kids: A CLUE A CLUE!
Steve: there's gum on my shoe?
Kids: NO, IT'S A CLUE!
Steve: oh, a clue! WHERE? [looks everywhere but behind him]
Kagome: umm, sir......[points]
Steve: [drooling and staring off into space]
Inuyasha: YOU RETARD! [grabs clue and shoves it into Steve's face] IT'S......RIGHT........HERE!!!!
Steve: ..........I still don't see it.
Andromeda: AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG..wait! I remember this! The drumroll has to sound or he wont notice it! We just have to wait!
15 minutes later....
Sesshomaru: where is that damn drumrool thing you spoke of mortal??!!
Andromeda:.....um, it'll be here any minute now.
34 minutes later.....
Andromeda: .............ANY FRIGGIN TIME NOW!
Lumenesca: uh, sorry, the special effects are broken.
Every one (except steve): FIX THEM, DAMNIT!
Kikyo: Ill make them then.
Inuyasha: .........KIKYO????!!!!!
Kikyo: um, yeah, im working for the dark princess lumenesca-chaos.
2 minutes later...
Kikyo: I FOUND A BONGO DRUM!
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
Steve: [notices] oh! A clue! I better draw it in the handy dandy....
Kids: NOTE BOOK!
Steve: RIGHT! [pulls out the small book]
Steve: now.....what does this clue look like to you?
Kids: IT'S A....A.......A......HYDRO-DYNAMIC-VERDANT-FLARE!
Talime:.......actually, it's a shovel.
Kids: THAT'S WHAT WE SAID!
Talime: .......no, you said "a water-based green flare"
Kids:.........what's that?
Talime: -.-UUU
Andromeda: ok, soooo, now what?
Steve: ON TO THE NEXT CLUE!!!!
Andromeda: oh joy.
Lumenesca: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kikyo: what are you laughing about this time?
Lumenesca:.........im not sure.
Kikyo: please review so I can get the hell out of here!!!!!!
Kikyo: (sarcasticly) oh, who would want to stop you.
Lumenesca: -.- ;; do the damn disclaimer before the lawyers come.
Lawyers: (in zombie tone voice) money.......MONEY!
Kikyo: O.O WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Andromeda walked back up to the Inu-cast after her chat with retardo Steve.
Andromeda: .- you can stop looking now.
Miroku: what were we looking at anyway?
Andromeda: NEVER MIND THAT! You guys need to...um..play a game.
Inuyasha: WE DIDN'T COME TO PLAY GAMES! IN FACT, WE DIDN'T COME FOR ANY REASON AT ALL!
Andromeda: well..........THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD, DOG-BOY! CAUSE IF YA EVER WANNA SEE YOUR PRECIOUS FUTILE ERA EVER AGAIN, YOU WIIIIIIILL PLAY!
Inuyasha: O.OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sesshomaru: I don't have to listen to you, human.
Andromeda: oh, I think you will.
Sesshomaru: and why is that?
Andromeda: because I don't think you want anyone to know that you still have your raggedy anne doll.
Sesshomaru: .O !!!!!!! umm, I don't mind so much anymore.
Talime: good.....very good........MWAHAHAHAHA-um, ahem.
The Inu-cast and Andromeda walk over to steve.
Sango: alright you sick freak, we'll play your game! I FEAR NOTHING!!!
A lady bug flies by.
Sango: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Inu-cast: [anime fall]
They then walk inside Steve's house(A/N: by the way, joe will not be in this fic!!).
Steve: [talks into space] Hey, did ya see which way Blue went?
Silence. The Inu-cast is really confused. Then..
Kid's voices: THAT WAY!
Inucast: O.o!
Shippo: THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS HAUNTED!
Steve: [ignores their confused faces] this way? THANKS! [he starts walking in opposite way]
Kagome: can we trust him?
Andromeda: what have we got to lose?
Talime: ..........a chaos emerald.
Andromeda: .-
So, the inucast and Andromeda followed the crazy host of one of the most retarded shows in history. They came to the bathroom, when....
Talking soap: HI, STEVIE-KINS!
Talime: O.o?
Shippo: HAUNTED SOAP!!!!
Steve: HELLO, SLIPPERY!
Slippery: hey, steve, I have a problem...
Inuyasha: SORRY, ..um...THING! WE NEED TO FIND..um...ANOTHER THING! SO YOUR JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAI-
Steve: OF COURSE WE'LL HELP! :D
Everyone else: [anime fall]
Slippery: ummmmmmmm, wellllll,......................I forgot how to count to ten!
Everyone else: [even BIGGER anime fall]
Miroku: THAT'S EASY! One, two, three,..um......f-four, urm..elevindysevens, ummmmmmmmmmm..........
Talime: oh shush! It's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Slippery: I CANT REMEMBER ALL THAT! WE HAVE TO TAKE IT VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY SLOWELY SO ILL UNDERSTAND!
Andromeda: .O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ....why me?
Steve: ok, kids, what's the first number?
Kids:.........we don't remember!
Everyone: [anime fall]
Steve: (nervously) you...you...DON'T KNOW!? But...but...I cant figure these things out for myself! Ive always relied on the kids to tell me what to do! I.......DON'T.............KNOW...........ANYTHING!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andromeda: ......oh lord.
Talime: Youll have to teach them, Anne.
Andromeda: [gasp] you havent called me that since I spilled lemon juice on your hard drive!!!
Talime: .-U well NOW I remember, you klutz!
Andromeda: so much for calling me Anne, huh?
Talime: ya better believe it, bub.
Andromeda: well, I better get started teaching.
Andromeda pulls up a chalkboard.
Andromeda: [writes a one] ok, this is called ONE! Do you follow so far?
Hopelessly retarded people: ...........no.
Andromeda: [anime fall] MAN! IM STARTING TO GET BRUISES FROM ALL THESE ANIME FALLS!
So, she goes on a 2 hour walkthrough of every number between 1 and 10.
Slippery: oh, now I understand....oops, I forgot again!
Andromeda: OH WELL! [flushes the stupid slope dowm the toilet]
Slippery: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [is gone]
Steve: ok, now lets find that clue!
Clue: [is right behind Steve]
Kids: A CLUE A CLUE!
Steve: there's gum on my shoe?
Kids: NO, IT'S A CLUE!
Steve: oh, a clue! WHERE? [looks everywhere but behind him]
Kagome: umm, sir......[points]
Steve: [drooling and staring off into space]
Inuyasha: YOU RETARD! [grabs clue and shoves it into Steve's face] IT'S......RIGHT........HERE!!!!
Steve: ..........I still don't see it.
Andromeda: AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG..wait! I remember this! The drumroll has to sound or he wont notice it! We just have to wait!
15 minutes later....
Sesshomaru: where is that damn drumrool thing you spoke of mortal??!!
Andromeda:.....um, it'll be here any minute now.
34 minutes later.....
Andromeda: .............ANY FRIGGIN TIME NOW!
Lumenesca: uh, sorry, the special effects are broken.
Every one (except steve): FIX THEM, DAMNIT!
Kikyo: Ill make them then.
Inuyasha: .........KIKYO????!!!!!
Kikyo: um, yeah, im working for the dark princess lumenesca-chaos.
2 minutes later...
Kikyo: I FOUND A BONGO DRUM!
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
Steve: [notices] oh! A clue! I better draw it in the handy dandy....
Kids: NOTE BOOK!
Steve: RIGHT! [pulls out the small book]
Steve: now.....what does this clue look like to you?
Kids: IT'S A....A.......A......HYDRO-DYNAMIC-VERDANT-FLARE!
Talime:.......actually, it's a shovel.
Kids: THAT'S WHAT WE SAID!
Talime: .......no, you said "a water-based green flare"
Kids:.........what's that?
Talime: -.-UUU
Andromeda: ok, soooo, now what?
Steve: ON TO THE NEXT CLUE!!!!
Andromeda: oh joy.
Lumenesca: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kikyo: what are you laughing about this time?
Lumenesca:.........im not sure.
Kikyo: please review so I can get the hell out of here!!!!!!