DI: I am back!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of guilty gear and Kaiba Seto's weird ass outfit with the black buckles and crap from Yugioh.
Many Thanks To:
Sheo Darren: -blinks- Me? …I seem to have lost my pillow… Thank you for the review!
Malz: I'm really glad you're better! I feel really sorry for the toilet boy though. But as for doctors, they're scary. Take Faust for example. Thank you for the review!!
Gundam Mk Dead: Hehe. In fact I still call her Bacon. I'm just used to it now. Well thank you very very much for the review!
Dante's Angel Of Chaos: I really have issues against people who wear socks with their sandals. I seriously don't know why, but there should be a law to forbid it. And it's scary, I actually think that there are clans at least dedicated to Jam. They already have one for Dizzy aparently… I got the letter for the new board thing, but I'm not sure about joining. Well, thank you for your review!!
Guilty Gear fªnªtic: Thank you so much! I don't really put much thought into the chapters though, this has got to be the first time I actually used my brain. But that's kind of hard if someone's impersonating you, cause there's the copy and paste clicker thing on the mousie. Oo As you can see my vocabulary isn't that great this morning.
Phycho Bakura: Thank you so much for the review! Aparently everyone calls Baiken 'Bacon' wow, I never felt so not alone. (ARG! I really don't have a big vocabulary today!!) Bacon is really tasty I agree, but it's really fatning… snorts Like I really care. And remember, vegetables aren't food, they are what food eats.
Notes: Alrighty, that looks up took half a page. I thank you all very very much! I think now I would be updating sooner and I think I can get this finished real quick. That's cause half my end of scemester exams are over. I have two more to do, this coming Tuesday, but other than that I'm done school! W00t! Now time to bash Potemkin and Faust! Oh, and please excuse my horrible english skills.
Fat Ass Pumpkin and Enorexia
Now check that out. We have short and fat and tall and skinny!
Potemkin isn't what I'd like to call sane. Aparently he's an artist which will explain everything. Artists are crazy. Don't get me wrong here. At least half of them die tragically before reaching the age of thirty, a quarter of them become rapist serial killers and the rest become insane madmen who send their bodyparts to ex-girlfriends/boyfriends.
Potemkin needs to wear a shirt.
Now about his outfit. I know that I probably sound like one of those dumbass and blonde sixteen year old bitches, but I just can't help to point out a few… things.
1: Potemkin needs to wear a shirt
2: Is that a serial code on his arm? Cause I wouldn't want to buy… that.
3: What is holding up that retarded red thing around his… Head?
4: Where does he get those gloves? Does he get them costom made for this hand size. He probably does, too bad he gets them from a blind man.
5: Potemkin needs to wear a shirt.
6: Why does Potemkin cut his hair like Elvis. Not cool at all, like who wants their hair cut after a fat ass who died while sitting on the toilet?
7: Are those fireman boots?
The only thing I can't complain about is that at least (unlike all those steroid muscle men) he does not have boobs. Which is considerably lucky for the world since for some odd reason he does not wear a shirt. What happens if it snows? Looks like his plan has backfired.
Now Faust! Ew! Hes really tall and really skinny, while Potemkin last week sat on a chair in my twirly chair in my office and fell though the floor with my beloved chair at lesat six stories down. Speaking of my office it is newly renovated and repainted pink for some odd reason directed by guess who? You got it! Ky Kiske.
Well I'm just rambling off topic. I was in my office okay? I was doing some filing and realised how many stupid kid dumbasses were hired for the Holy Order. And suddenly guess who appeared from out of the small crack on the floorboard? No, it is not Potemkin. It was Faust.
I hear that he is now going into writing. He sent a book out to the presses last week. I hear it's a big hit, and guess who decides to buy one for me? No, it is not my transexual son. Yes, it was that idiot suck up Ky Kiske. His exact words were:
Ky: Here sir! I'm sure you're going to enjoy this book! I've already read it at least four times!
And just form the title on the cover I could tell it was a book for girls. 'How to Lose 500 Pounds In A Day!'
Besides Faust's enorexia the only thing I could complain about is this sadistic weirdest (Which I think I covered) and his oufit. Is that a paper bag on his head? Hm. His outfit is really ugly. The shoulder things that pop out? That was so nineteenth century, not to mention the excessive amount of buckles and belts everywhere. Reminds me of that show Yu-Gi-Oh! with that bi-sexual character names Kaiba Seto. Can you see outfit resemblance? And wait, why the hell does he wear a paper bag on his head?
Well I wish him good luck in sqeezing through that window crack, right now. Oh fuck. He got in. Dammit. Now I'll have to find ways to get rid of him, I'll be right back in a few minutes to talk about that disturbingly dumb idiot Axl Low and that female bitch Venom…
Ending Notes: Yes, I do believe this is my longest chapter yet!! I'm so hyper! Yay! This was reall fun to write, but not as fun as the last chapter to be honest. Thank you everyone for reading! You all get cookies!!
ciao