Dead Insomniac: Back with the last chapter!
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Many Thanks Out To:
Sheo Darren: Pirates? Aye mate! Thank you so much for your reviews!! I can't tell you how happy I am that you actually reviewed every single chapter! You should get a trophy for that, like… a super cool cookie or something. Thank you so much!
Malz: Really now? That is kinda funny, you can't expect someone to stop being gay that way. I'm sorry, but when you mentioned dick, have you ever noticed that whales are named after it? Like Moby Dick and others? Weird huh? Oo man, I just went way off topic. What I meant to say was thank you very much for all your reviews!
rascal45: grins And I also forgot to mention his excessive use of drugs. I can't believe that anyone can get that many muscles. It's just plain disgusting. And I'm off topic!! Yay! Well, that you very very much for your review!
Psycho Bakura: Pumpkins freak me out. Though, it's kind of strange since orange is my favvourite colour. I used to carve out pumpkins for halloween until two years ago, my friends and I were going out trick or treating (-blinks- never too old!) and we started off the day by carving a pumpking, we got into a pumpkin fight and it was not fun,I got damn pumpkin in my eye!! Ever since then pumpkins scared me. But I don't think that was your question. I never ever played the game with Potemkin so I don't have a clue about him except for the minor crap. Thank you so much for your review!
Dante's Angel Of Chaos: And may the fireman boots haunt you. Bwahaha! Thank you very much for your review! I sure that Faust and Kaiba are very pleased with you along with myself. It's very weird how the Yugioh world revolves around a game huh? I think that they all need lives. Well, I'm really off topic today. Thank you very very very much for you review! [You receive a Cookie!]
Guilty Gear Fanatic: Sorry, I was way too lazy to upper class (?) the As. But that you very much for your e-mail, thing review! That was very nice of you! huggles You reviewed for every single one of my chapters! From what I remember and think. Thank you very much! You also deserve a trophy! Like a super cool trophy. And… cake. Thank you very much!!

Note: As some/most of you know, this will be the last chapter cause well… I used up all the GGX characters! Yay! And I'm way too lazy to do the 4 other GGX2 characters, cause that would mean 2 other chapters. Right? 4/2=2=more chapters=I really hate math. Um… et voila chapitre huit!

The Dumbass and The CrossDresser

As some of you may know, Axl Low is not from our time, the time he is from? I don't really give a shit. From what I can see, the fashion world did not change one bit from the looks of him. In fact, I would say that he kind of fits in, except that men wearing pants aren't in fashion these days. Men's fashion seems to prefer skirts.

But the thing is, there is not such thing as time travel. Therefore he could not have come from the past, which means that he's a freaky lunatic who deserves to be locked up in a mental hospital.

Axl is really stupid. And that's the reason why he doesn't wear laces, like normal people in the 20th century where he 'came from' would have. And I don't think that gangs in those days would wear really tight bright blue jeans. By the way, nice condom hat.

Now Venom! Oh dead me! I think my heart just stopped pumping. Is that a skirt? Wait, everyone from this time wears a skirt! But one like that! Can you say skank? Slut? Prostitute? The only skirt on a man I've ever seen that feminin is on Testament. May I say that they both have really big hips? Is it me or are they transvestites?

Speaking about that, I'm quite sure that he's gay with Zato. Since, all of his conversations are on Zato and how 'hot' he is and he keeps writing in his livejournal how obssessed he is with Zato. And that could be the reason why Zato doesn't like women, since he likes… Venom. Hm. Quite disturbing, but it's disturblingly true.

Thank god I did not pass on my title to him. Even the thought about it is tarnishing the name. He can take his hips, girly skirt, weird ass hair (ps, how do you fight if hair is blocking your view?), very revealing jacket, Zato stuffed doll and his compacted travelling chess set kit along with him and get his ass off my office. I think he can read minds since he just left, or maybe it's because I started stabbing him with my trusty pocket knife. One or the other.

So out of the 16 people I didn't really have quite the choice but to pick the mama's boy. After all, my wife said that he's sweet and looks like a little boy and women are crazy, especially her, since she reached menopause, and you should not mess up with someone who has menopause or who is having PMS.

At least the title of Leader of the Holy Order is not passed on to a long haired punk, an obsessive sailor, someone who is named after bacon, someone who is named after jam, someone who is named after pumpkins, a phychopathic surgeon who wears a paper bag over his head, a druggie, a crazy PMS (beware!) girl with equally PMSy and crazy hair, a hobo pirate, a crossdressing… Zato, along with a cross dressing blue/white haired girl, a guys who plays way too much DDR, a slut gear and a guy who believes he's from the past which he isn't since he's obviously taking hallucionagines.

I think I just heard the taxi pulling up to finally take me away from this retarded place. And…

"What the fuck did you do to my offices?" Dammit, not me!

"I'm redecorating the place! Working will be funner in a nice environment." Damn that Kiske.

"And painting the walls pink with sequens and sparkles attached to the wall is a nice environment?"

"You forgot to mention-"

Well, I'll just ignore him. Thank god I don't have to deal with this crap anymore.

And oh bitch! Get that boy who looks like a girl with a damn yo-yo, that slutty girl with that blue guitar, that pimp who smokes out of a pipe and that guy who looks like a carebear and has this floating goast thing groping him out of my way!

But before I leave, something's been bothering me. I just don't understand how I manged to stay here this long. I'm sure I would have quite ages ago. I'm just surprised I didn't get a heart attack yet.

The End

Ending Notes: To tell you the truth I think I did a really crappy job. Well, thank you all so much for reading this, and even more thanks to those who reviewed!
Ciao!