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A/N: Wow, we actually got some positive reviews! We can't believe it (big cheer)! Thanks to Pullmanlover, Gabe (we love you!), GeekGurl (love your name), "I Love This Story!!", Luthien-Anwaman (great to know a fellow mythology lover), Penguins R Cute, EvilFireWitch, TheSweetestThing, Summer and Seth, HiddenFlame42, and especially to Charles Weatherby (for being our first reviewer!). You guys are great. To those who said the fic is OOC, you're absolutely right. We tried to use your input as much as possible, and please keep in mind that we're trying our best. Thanks again! Sarah and Sophia :).

Journal of Ronald Weasley, Obsessive Chudley Cannons Fan

December 1st

Dear Journal,
Don't you feel that "journal" is a much more manly name than "diary"? "Diary" always reminds me of

girls and "crushes" (at least, that's what Hermione calls them) and that muggle stuff that Ginny likes to wear,

"nail wax" or something. Speaking of girls: why were they created in the first place? Is confusing poor

innocent boys their only purpose in life?

Take Hermione. She yells at me for looking at her homework, but has no problem with "borrowing" my

sweaters and unraveling them to make hats for "spew", excuse me,"S.P.E.W.". And look at Krum. I just know

that git dated her just so that he could take advantage of her. And why was she fraternizing with him

anyway, he's just a foreign bloke from Durmstrang who can't even pronounce her name!

Not that I don't want her to date anyone, of course...heh heh. I'm sure I wouldn't mind if she dated, let's

see...Harry? No! He should be with my baby sister! All right then, maybe Neville? No, he's not good enough

for her, too clumsy. Seamus? No, he's too...er...um...Irish! Yes, that's right! All right, so maybe I wouldn't like

for her to date anyone right now, but that's just because of my brotherly concern for her, right? Wait...

Harry, stop reading over my shoulder! And why are you laughing? What do you mean, "just ask her out'?

Who are you talking about, Lisa Turpin? Well, she is good-looking, with those legs and blonde hair,

yeeessss, although I do like brunettes better, and ...why are you shaking your head like that? Well, all

right, if you won't give me a straight answer, then go away! Hey, don't call me that, I'm not an oblivious

git! What would I be oblivious about?

Good, I'm alone again now, and as I was saying, because of my brotherly affection for Hermione, I have

the right to decide whom she should date. Yes, that's right. After all, I need to protect her. I'm sure Dean's

trying to flirt with her. All right, so maybe he just asked her how to do Sinistra's star charts, but...you never

know! And when Malfoy smirks at her in that ferrety way of his, how can I be sure that he isn't staring at

her...um...assets (not that I would...of course)? And I know I saw Snape looking at her from the staff table a

t breakfast, the greasy pervert! No! They should all just stay away from her, damn it! Because...erm...she

needs to protect honor, right? Yes, and I'm the one to protect her, because I'm her friend and all, heh heh....

Right, need a change of topic now...I know! Quidditch! The Chudley Cannons are doing marvelously

well this season. With a bit of luck, I think that they could actually win a game or two! I know, what if I sign

up with the Chudley Cannons after I finish school? After all, I'm a pretty decent beater. Do you remember

last year when I won the Quidditch Cup for Gryffindor? I was the toast of the team! And I remember that

Hermione was so impressed with me, and she...wait. Oops. This is pointless. I think I'll go trounce Harry at

Wizard's Chess for a bit. He needs a bit of distraction from having to defeat You-Know-Who and all. Poor

chap. Anyway, let me find a hiding spot for you (under my pillow, perhaps). All right then, wish me luck with

the next Gryffindor- Slytherin match (slimy bastards).

-Ron

PS: I wonder where Hermione is right now? Gah!

A/N: Damn, it got all OOC again. Oh well, we just love Oblivious!Ron too much, we guess. Read and review,

s'il vous plait. One more thing, don't expect updates to come very frequently for the next week or two,

because we have final exams coming up. NOOOOOOOOOO!

Toodles!