A few days later...
Caitlin and Natsu were sitting right next to the river a few days later conversing about their weddings. The river was a dark midnight blue, and the wind stung the bones in their faces it was so chilling. The trees were bare of their leaves, and there was no sign of leaves around the area.
When Caitlin was talking about what she wanted her wedding dress to look like, there was a sudden rustling noise in the bushes not so far away. She glanced back at them, and she knew what was about to happen. Caitlin smiled slightly as she heard the next noise...
"BWAHHH!!!" Celena's voice shouted from inside the bushes.
"WHAH!!!" Lucky yelled a second later.
"WHA?!?!?!" Mike's voice shouted louder than his already naturally loud voice. There was next the sound of running feet, and a voice shouting, "RUN FOR COVER!"
Caitlin and Natsu were practically rolling on the ground with laughter as Celena and Lucky came out of the nearby bushes. Celena smiled evilly and laughed demonically with her naturally devilish laugh. Lucky lightly giggled as she blushed bright pink in her cheeks.
"It's great to have a great team of guardian hams around! Especially these two!" Natsu laughed.
Celena smiled and remarked, "I am the scary Shoxxi Celena-Chan reporting for DUTY! BWA HA HAA!"
"That's just scary, Celly," Lucky mumbled.
"...Very," Caitlin mumbled. "So...how are the wedding plans going, hmm?"
Celena nodded and remarked, "Well, I sent the invitations earlier in the morning...I sent invitations to all your friends that went home a few days ago...I handed out invitations at the clubhouse...uh, and there was also that group that I just scared away...yeah, I invited them."
Lucky turned pale along with Caitlin and Natsu. "YOU INVITED THE BAD HAMS?!" Lucky shouted.
"Uh...maybe...," Celena murmured as she glanced around awkwardly. "So what?"
"So what?!?!?!" Caitlin yelled. "Celly, they'll CRASH the wedding! Oh my God, my life is OVER..."
"Oh, gosh...," Natsu mumbled as she put her head in her paws.
Celena looked down at the ground. "Oh, it won't be that bad! I mean, they're just the Bad Hams! I mean, come on! What could they do SO bad?"
"Celly, you don't understand," Caitlin remarked. "See, they're THE Bad Hams, you know? They're up to NO good, and my life is SO OVER... Bad Hams and Ham-Hams don't mix good! They don't even like us that much! ...They don't like Boss, period!"
"Then why would they come?" Celena asked in a relieved tone.
"They'll come to CRASH IT!!!" Caitlin panicked. "That's the only reason, and they'll ruin it! This is going to be the WORST wedding in history!!!"
Natsu shook her head. "This is really bad...," she whispered. "My older sister is going to be there, and she'll probably embarrass the heck out of me..."
"Heh," Lucky mumbled. "Are you sure she won't be around Mike and trying to impress him?"
"That is embarrassing...!" Natsu mumbled.
Caitlin shook her head. "I just need to adjust to this for a while," she whispered as she walked away with Natsu silently following her.
Lucky glared at Celena. "Celly, you should've known better not to invite the Bad Hams!" she scolded. "Now CC's gonna hate us forever and will never depend on us again! What are we supposed to do about that?"
Celena frowned and whispered, "CC's gonna hate me? Oh no...this is really bad. What to do...what to do... Lucky, we gotta make sure we keep those Bad Hams in line, otherwise, this will be the worst wedding ever. Got that? Now, we need to plan the rest of this..."
A few minutes later at the clubhouse...
The rest of the Ham-Hams were talking at the table in the center of the biggest room in the clubhouse. They were focused on the weddings and just couldn't wait for them. The Ham-Hams' attention turned toward Caitlin and Natsu as they slowly walked into the clubhouse.
Boss walked over to Caitlin. "What be wrong, my Caitlin-Chan?" he inquired.
Caitlin looked up at him. "Oh, Boss!" she exclaimed. "I really shouldn't tell you, but I shall tell you what Celly did this morning!"
Boss frowned. "That demon ham?" he asked.
"Yep-p," Caitlin acknowledged. "Well, you know how she was in charge of the invitations? Yeah, she told me she sent some to Kayla, Heather, Lila, Megan, and Ando and passed some out here, but guess who else she invited?"
"Uh...," Boss mumbled. "...Officer Bob?"
"No, but remind me to invite him and Barbara," Caitlin muttered. "She invited, yes, THE Bad Hams! Can you believe it? Celena invited the Bad Hams to OUR wedding!"
Boss looked around nervously. "Eh...," he whispered. "So, what do we do?"
"We have to go on with it," Caitlin remarked reluctantly. "We can't do anything about it if they come or not."
Boss shook his head and grumbled, "I never really liked that demon ham from the start anyway..."
