Erin and Kai's Ending's To Dot HackLegend Of The Twilight
They do not own Dot Hack
Erin: Let's Begin
Ending Number One "Shugo You Suck"
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Shugo Finally reaches level 20
Shugo: ALRITE I ROCK
Rena: Yay!
Ouka: Sad thing is I still am not attracted to you
Shugo: cries
The Original Cast of Dot Hack (The Games) shows up
Kite: OH MY GOD
Black Rose: Totally
Kite Punches Shugo
Kite: That is for stealing my look and for sucking
Black Rose and Rena stare at each other
Black Rose: YOU TOTALLY STOLE MY HAIR STYLE
Black Rose and Rena get in a catfight
Kite: I WANNA SEE SOME SKIN (XD perv)
Black Rose Slashes Rena
Rena dies
Black Rose slowly removes the sword and does shifty eyes
Kite Turns and notices Shugo isn't there
Elk: Hi Gu-
Elk is attacked by Fangirls
Mia starts to hack up a hairball
Kite: Uh...
Black Rose: Um...
Everyone dances except for poor Elk-kun who is being attacked by Fangirls
(Including Erin XD)
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Erin: How was that one...yeah you heard me I am an Elk Fangirl but don't get
me wrong I also love Kite -
Kai sweat drops
Erin: Next Ending
Ending Number 2 "j00 D34d f00"
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Shugo finally gets what Aura meant
Shugo: OH I GET IT NOW!!
All the chicks that Shugo has a crush on show up...also Aura is there
Mireille: Shugo you ass
Ouka: I can't believe you are cheating on all these girl's Shugo that is
just sad
Aura: I CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED YOU
Hotaru suddenly loses all love for living things
Hotaru: Shugo I am so gonna kick your fscking ass
Everyone O.O
Rena Shows up
Rena: What Did I miss
Shugo is already dead and Hotaru is still stabbing him in the back with her
staff
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Erin: Okay I loved that one
Kai: Because your evil
Erin: Oh Yeah NEXT
Ending 3 "Erin's Great Entrance"
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Erin walks in with Elk
Erin: WTF
Elk: Holy Crap its Kite
Shugo: I am not Kite I am Shugo
Erin: No Ass Hole Behind you
Shugo turns around
Kite is standing there making out with Black Rose
Shugo: AH MY EYES
Shugo turns around to find Erin and Elk just standing there
Erin: AH!!!!!!! IT IS A CLONE
Erin kills Shugo
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Erin: ...Ok that was just weird
Kai: You ain't whistling Dixie sister
Erin: That's Enough For Today Yall Come Back Now Ya Here