Meanwhile, while the seven girl hams were on their boxer raid, Boss and Howdy stayed in the honeymoon suite snooping through Caitlin and Natsu's stuff. Boss was preoccupied with the thought of what a box of tampons were used for as Howdy observed the package of pads and wondered what their use was.
"Girl stuff is the most interesting, isn't it?" Howdy inquired.
Boss nodded. "Look at what I found on the inside of this box with all these things! It's a sex guide it looks like."
Howdy looked over at it. "It's instructions on how to put in one of those things."
"Ow, how could you?"
"...Don't know." Howdy shrugged. "Girls are the most interesting beings."
"Very interesting beings, they are." Boss looked inside the box of tampons. "What are these things?"
"I think they're those things that girls use to keep from bleeding."
"...Bleeding? Girls bleed there? Ow, isn't that painful?"
"Don't know. I think it's something called a 'time of the month', or that's what I hear it's called. I think they just bleed and PMS."
"PMS? Is that why CC's so bitchy sometimes?"
"Yeah. I suppose all girls do it. I'm glad we don't do that."
"True." Boss looked at the box. "The box says these stick things are called tampons. Most corniest name, is it not?"
"Haha, sounds like pompoms!"
Boss pulled out one of the tampons and studied it for a moment. "What goes in?"
"Don't know, open the damn thing!"
Boss shrugged and tore off the plastic package. He studied the applicator and muttered, "What the crap?" He pushed on the stick and watched as the cotton from the inside come out. Boss nodded and said, "Whoa, that's awesome! How did they get it to do that? Whoa..."
Suddenly there was a loud popping noise along with smog that filled the room. When the smoke cleared, Celena and Lucky stood on top of the couch looking over at Boss and Howdy. Celena spun her trident as she walked over to Boss. "You studying on how to use a tampon? Man, that's pitiful..."
Boss shrugged. "I was looking through CC's stuff and I saw a whole box full of them! What is it used for?"
Celena glanced over at Lucky and then glanced back at Boss as she burst into laughter. "OH! Mortal boys are SO funny!!!" she laughed. "They don't know what they're used for!!! Ha ha HA!!!"
"...I won't even mention it to you again, Celena," Boss muttered as he shoved the tampon, the applicator, the plastic package, and the instructions back into the box and tossed it across the room.
At that moment, Caitlin, Natsu, Kayla, Megan, Stella, Heather, and Lila came running into the suite and closed the door shut behind them. They leaned up against it and breathed heavily.
"I told you to not go into Number 1's room...," Stella muttered as she walked away from the door.
"Yeah, SURE you did," Caitlin retorted. "You were the one who insisted on it!"
"...Okay, so maybe I did."
Celena and Lucky walked over to the seven girl hams. Lucky said, "You're having a bachelorette party? Awesome! But you don't have a male stripper..."
"That's the only bummer," Stella responded. "Otherwise, it'd be perfect. We just got back from a boxer raid."
"And Boss just got finished looking at a box of tampons," Celena announced.
Caitlin glanced around uneasily and glared at Boss. "Boss!"
Boss shrugged. "Celena won't tell me what they're used for."
Caitlin shook her head and muttered, "You're not meant to know yet."
Lucky shrugged. "Let's get this party started and do some dares!"
"Yeah!" the girl hams shouted as they ran over to the middle of the living room in the suite and sat down on the two couches. Boss and Howdy shrugged as they sat on the love seat.
Celena smiled and inquired Lucky, "How about the guys be our bachelor servers?"
Lucky nodded. She pointed toward Boss and Howdy and announced, "Boss and Howdy are our bachelor servers of the night!"
Boss looked over at Howdy and groaned. "WHY?"
"Because you're bachelors and we're bachelorettes and there's more of us."
Boss groaned. "Okay, whatever, just as long as CC gives me a back rub."