"You're Rooming with Who?"

Hermione walked into the head girl and boy common room. She had just started her 7th year at Hogwarts. The good news was that she was head girl. The bad news was that that asshole, Malfoy, was appointed head boy.

The minute she found out she ran out of the room and stormed down the hall to ask professor McGonagall if there was some kind of mistake. Surely there was, there was absolutely no way that she would spend her last year at Hogwarts sleeping in the same dorm as Malfoy. Just the thought of it made her sick.

"I'm rooming with who???!!!???!!!" Draco screamed. "Please tell me I misunderstood you."

"No, Mr. Malfoy, you heard me perfectly. I'm afraid it's true." Professor Snape said calmly.

"Are you aware of how much I HATE Granger?"

"Are you aware of how much granger hates you? You are not the only one suffering from this decision. Professor Dumbledore made up his mind, and there is no way to change it, so I suggest you suck it up and go. This is not the only time two rivals were put together in that very dorm and it won't be the last. Let us hope that you two won't kill each other before the end of the year. Now leave, I have much to plan for this year."

Draco could see that this discussion was over with, so he left more pissed then before.

"You're rooming with who?" Harry asked. Ron was choking so badly on his pumpkin juice that he couldn't get one sound to come from his mouth.
"You heard me. I'm being held hostage with Draco Malfoy." Ron kept choking. Harry was about to faint.

"Ron, are you alright?" Hermione asked.

Sure, Ron thought. If ok means having your one and only crush rooming with your worst enemy, who also happens to be the sex god of Slytherin. Well at least so I've heard.