artime:ok i'll do the disclamer thing I don't own yu yu hakusho or any celeberys metioned in this fic or any other

meadow: wow right off the bat cool

Artime: start the story

child of mystery

Narrator: conan was born on january 20th 2000 and now it's 4 years later in the year 2004

and he has brown hair light skin and his hair is like well let's just say like breden fraser's

hair if you don't know who I'm talking about then conan's hair looks like rick o'connel's hair

you should know him from the mummy and the mummy2.

keiko: CONAN!!!!!! time to go to see the doctor!!!!!!!!!!

conan: ok mummy!!!!!!! he has an accent

(at the doctors)

doctor:give him a shot there you go conan

Conan:accented thank you i guess

Doctor: ha ha ha ha! now run along for a little while, have to talk to your mother.

Conan: ok leaves

[in doctor's office]

Doctor: well, when did he start having this accent??

Keiko: since he could talk I guess.........

doctor: do you have any relitives that had an accent?

keiko: i think my uncle,

doctor: ok then have him see me next year or sooner ok

keiko: ok doctor

[at home]

keiko: conan?

conan: yes mummy? (A.N: in accent, that's how mommy is spelled)

keiko: daddy's home!

conan: REALLY! runs to the door

yusuke: Hey conan!

conan: DADDY!!!!

yusuke: how was your day?

conan: it was great daddy!!!

yusuke: ok wonderful

keiko: hi yusuke

yusuke: hey keiko, how was his appointment?

keiko: we don't know why he has the accent but we this it's problibly from relitives.

yusuke: well that's good to hear.

conan: mummy?daddy?

yusuke,keiko: yes?

conan: awn't you suppose to tuck me in bed?? (A.N: aren't=awn't)

keiko: ok sweetie let's tuck you in then.....

conan:goes to his room with keiko

[in conan's room]

keiko: you want me to read you a story?

conan: I'm too sleepy maybe tommaroe (tommarow=tommaroe)

keiko: good night then kisses him on the cheek then leaves

in the middle of the night

(singing:laaaaaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaaa)

yusuke: wakes up huh what is that???goes to conan's room

[conan's room]

yusuke: sees conan sitting on the floor with a blanket on top of him while he's playing with a marryinette (aka puppet) you're supposed to be in bed it's 1:00 in the morning.

conan: I couldn't sleep, can you sleep with me and it's really hot so why do we need pajamas?

Yusuke: goes towards conan where's my son?

conan: I am your son!

yusuke: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!! takes blanket off of him

Michel Jackson: AHHHHHHH!!!!

yusuke: YAHHHHHH!! OO michel jackson what did you do with my son!!!!?

michel jackson: I didn't anything wait you have a son where!!?

yusuke: you're sick!!! punches him

michel jackson: does the splits and dodges yusuke's punch

yusuke: come back here!! tries to kick him

Michel jackson:does the moon walk and dodges the kick and grabs his well you know

yusuke: AHH! OO grabs his thing

Michel jackson: giggles

yusuke: looks discusted YUCK!! pushes him

Conan: holding a cup of water daddy?

yusuke: CONAN RUN!!!

Michel jackson: awww a little boy you're sooo cute let's play grabs conan

Conan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! pulls his nose and dumps his cup of water on him

(RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP)

Michel Jackson: with no nose awwww you took my nose....and I'm all wet

Conan: pushes away from Michel jackson and throws his nose out the window AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michel Jackson: come back here little cutie!! his face falling apart

Conan: running to keiko MUMMY!!!!!!!!!

keiko: Conan what is it?! are you ok?

Michel Jackson: look awwwwwwwwwww little cutie went to his mommy

Keiko/Conan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blows off Michel Jackson's head

Yusuke: grabs Michel Jackson's head WHO SENT YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Michel Jackson: it it it it was vegetable or somthing like that and he h he sent me because h he wanted me to get th th the little boy dies

yusuke: OO

Conan:cries Mummy I'm scared hugs her

keiko: it's ok sweetie

yusuke: why would he want conan?

2 be continued

artime: will conan be killed?

meadow: i don't know

artime: is he hiei?

meadow: I don't know

artime: why am I asking you guys these questions?

meadow: i don't know

artime: well If you want to vote just e-mail me at icortez723earthlink.net and vote

A. not hiei B.hiei C. rencarnated hiei d. none of the above

meadow: now review

artime: and VOTE!!!!