AUTHERS NOTE: Hello again people. If you have read the second chapter of this fic you know by now that there are two separate authors to this so. Now I will give you a way to distinguish between us I will be known as left cannon and my friend as right cannon. Note not all of our fics will be jointly written. Any way I really hope you enjoy the fic we have prepared for you its pretty good if I do say so my self J . Thank you for reading, and please review any comments ( even if negative ) are greatly appreciated.

Disclaimer: Nether me nor Right cannon own Star Fox or any of its characters.

As we prepared to land we heard the speaker. "Deploy squad skull, and Squad Leprechaun to Venom to clear a landing area I repeat, Deploy squad skull, and Squad Leprechaun to Venom to clear a landing area."

Riel: What how dare they pair me with a group called Lepercon Ahhhhh

With that I sent off down the elevator through the hallway and into the docking bay leaving my team mates in the dust. I stepped into an expansion of the docking bay where I stood for a few seconds before pressing a small red button. I then held my breath as the door closed and the room filled with a Black liquid. After the liquid filled up to the top it began to drain. It was a special liquid that allowed some ones body to survive in an area of no oxygen for long periods of time by automatically oxygenating blood. I then left expansion room and got into my PCA. And headed towards the armory and grabbed a pair of plasma assault rifles .

Riel: This is going to be unbelievably fun

I strapped one to my back and held the other in both hands. It was then my teammates finally caught up with me.

Jane: Aren't you gonna wait for me *turns and gently bends over lifting her tail*

Riel: Ok ill wait *Drools* (Damn I wanted to be the first one there)

Boris: (walks up to me and whispers) you lucky bastard

Joey: ok I'll pretend I didn't see that

Riel: (puts hands in pockets in a sorry attempt to hide his Bonner)

It takes nearly five minutes for my teammates to get ready while I wait impatiently. At last we were on our way to Venom. We conveniently landed by an abandoned base.

Riel: Ah man this isn't gonna be as fun as I thought.

Jane: I can make it fun (smiles)

My heart started racing but our pleasurable conversation was cut short when the base suddenly deployed armored drones.

Riel: No you dare interrupt out "private" conversation.

Boris: Private? Did you forget we were here?

Joey: Yah what he said.

Riel: Blood Rage (takes the Rifle from my back and placed it in my right) hand holding the other in my left I started firing off rounds in every direction

Joey: You know your gonna damage the base that where here to take over.

Boris: Hey you hit me

Riel: (Stops shooting) Really oh, sorry ( gets lit up by a drone) Hello can I get some help.

At that moment Squad Leprechaun landed destroying the remaining Drones with incredible speed. The leader a bear by the name of Steve Ironclaw Speaks.

Steve: well you armatures are lucky we came

Riel: AMATURE!? This is coming from some one that leads a squad name Leprechaun!

The base then deployed a baton of ariel fighter and bomber drones.

Riel: Heh Well Steve I bet I kick more ass than you.

Steve: you're an little man

Riel: I am not little

I reloaded my rifles with more plasma shells and commenced in combat but with only one of the guns this time I strapped the other to my back. After going Neck in neck with Steve during the ass kicking competition it was finally over.

Riel: I think we all know who won

Steve: yah me

Riel: What the hell do you mean you?!

The other members of the other of both teams stood there in astonishment (big sweat drop appears on their heads ). The pirate ship then landed on the landing pad of the newly acquired base

Riel: Okay Mission accomplished time for a squad meeting Boris, Joey don't bother coming.

Jane: *slaps Riel* that's a little to fast for my liking

Riel: But I thought you where gonna make things fun for me

Jane: I just like to taunt you *bends over forward letting her cleavage show* but that doesn't mean I don't like you (smiles)

Riel: (damn and she called me fast!?)

I decided (since my original plan for entertainment didn't work out) to get something to eat. So I headed toward the mess hall. There I found Jane but I also saw Steve.

Steve: so Jane maybe you and I could go out sometime?

Jane: *looks at Steve* Hah not likely

Steve: *Grabs Jane violently by the arm* what's that suppose to mean

Jane: Get the hell off me *kicks Steve in the Man sack*

Steve: (barely able to talk) ok that's it I'm going to get you for that bitch *collapses*

Riel: (walks up to the scene ) Damn I'd like to say he had that coming but that's just wrong.

Jane: (laughs) want to eat with me?

Riel: do you really think that I'd say no?

Jane: come on

After lunch the speaker went off

Speaker: Squad Skull and Squad Leprechaun please report to treasury for your pay for today's work.

Riel: All right

Jane: I don't think squad Leprechaun's leader is going to be there for a while hah.

We made our way to the treasury meting up with Boris and Joey on the way.

Women at the treasury: ahh there you are here 700 creds each

Jane: excuse me?!

Boris: Bull shit

Joey: Cheap ass bitches

Riel: This wont even pay for the ammo I used damn it.

Women at the treasury: I don't write the pay checks I just hand them out

Jane: that's what they all say

Riel: *walks away*

Boris: where you going?

Riel: getting my PCA I got to take my anger out on something

Jane: you want to take out that anger in a more pleasurable way *smiles*

Riel: huh hell yah but I thought that was to fast for you?

Jane: yah but I got some anger to release to *licks her lips*

Riel: I've waited so long for this.

Jane: lets go have that squad meeting.

Riel: o hell yah

We head up to my private quarters, but little did I know that my big moment was going to come to a very short and unpleasant end.