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Moans, Groans, and Late Night Sneak Outs
Hogwarts was a school that most kids enjoy but this year was to be quite the different surprise... As you can see, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are getting off the Hogwarts express, greeting Hagrid and then, heading towards the Great Hall. Draco, his two mansluts, Crabbes and Goyle and his pose of sluts and hoes all strut off the train and collect Draco's luggage. He doesn't want other creatures to soil it. After beating up a few first years and breaking into a choreographed Michael Jackson dance, they too headed towards the Great Hall. Now... Who's left...? Aha!! Neville gets off the train by himself and falls on his face. Poor Neville. Wait, Neville, a side from some comic relief, doesn't matter. Let's go find the important characters.
"Welcome back to Hogwarts," Dumbledore warmly greeted to the assembled students and staff. "Before we get to the foods. I'd like to make a few announcements. First off, on floor 4, corridor 28, door number 69-,"
He was cut off by some of the children snickering.
"Yes children, number 69, now grow up. As I was saying, don't go in there. If you do and are harmed, even Madame Pomfrey can't even help you," Stated Dumbledore.
Madame Pomfrey spoke up, "It's true children,"
There was murmuring amongst the children.
"Settle down children, there are some more news. Sadly, one of our teachers, Professor Trawnly, is on temporary leave, due to personal matters. In her place, we have a new teacher, Professor Jackson. He's known well with American Muggles. If you have any more questions, you can ask him later," Said Dumbledore.
"In my classroom," Jackson added.
"Right... Now, onto the food," Smiled Dumbledore.
The Great Hall filled with every food imaginable. Ron's eyes widened with excitement, but it wasn't the food that excited him. It was the busty brunette across the table. Giving him an inviting look and rubbing her foot against his inner thigh...
Later on, when the Gryfindores were heading back towards the Gryfindore Common Room, Harry overheard a conversation amongst some other Gryfindores. "Yeah...We can't find Michelle. Where could she be?" "Huh...For that matter, where's Ron?"
Hermione shrugged and they though nothing more of it.
So wutcha guys think bout it. We will only write more if we get some good reviews.. Love ya all
Disclaimer- we don't own Harry Potter or anything else that obviously isn't ours.
S: I wonder why??? R: ...
Moans, Groans, and Late Night Sneak Outs
Hogwarts was a school that most kids enjoy but this year was to be quite the different surprise... As you can see, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are getting off the Hogwarts express, greeting Hagrid and then, heading towards the Great Hall. Draco, his two mansluts, Crabbes and Goyle and his pose of sluts and hoes all strut off the train and collect Draco's luggage. He doesn't want other creatures to soil it. After beating up a few first years and breaking into a choreographed Michael Jackson dance, they too headed towards the Great Hall. Now... Who's left...? Aha!! Neville gets off the train by himself and falls on his face. Poor Neville. Wait, Neville, a side from some comic relief, doesn't matter. Let's go find the important characters.
"Welcome back to Hogwarts," Dumbledore warmly greeted to the assembled students and staff. "Before we get to the foods. I'd like to make a few announcements. First off, on floor 4, corridor 28, door number 69-,"
He was cut off by some of the children snickering.
"Yes children, number 69, now grow up. As I was saying, don't go in there. If you do and are harmed, even Madame Pomfrey can't even help you," Stated Dumbledore.
Madame Pomfrey spoke up, "It's true children,"
There was murmuring amongst the children.
"Settle down children, there are some more news. Sadly, one of our teachers, Professor Trawnly, is on temporary leave, due to personal matters. In her place, we have a new teacher, Professor Jackson. He's known well with American Muggles. If you have any more questions, you can ask him later," Said Dumbledore.
"In my classroom," Jackson added.
"Right... Now, onto the food," Smiled Dumbledore.
The Great Hall filled with every food imaginable. Ron's eyes widened with excitement, but it wasn't the food that excited him. It was the busty brunette across the table. Giving him an inviting look and rubbing her foot against his inner thigh...
Later on, when the Gryfindores were heading back towards the Gryfindore Common Room, Harry overheard a conversation amongst some other Gryfindores. "Yeah...We can't find Michelle. Where could she be?" "Huh...For that matter, where's Ron?"
Hermione shrugged and they though nothing more of it.
So wutcha guys think bout it. We will only write more if we get some good reviews.. Love ya all