Link Becomes a
Pirate
* *means thoughts during speech. [ ]means actions during speech.
Link awoke about an hour later naked in his bed with Tetra sleeping next to him also naked and she appered to have been drunk as of her hair was messed up and she still had a tankerd of beer next to her. Link lay there staring at her thinking that she was pretty hot with an idiotic smile on his face until Tetra awoke and screamed seeing Link looking at her naked and was in bed next to her smiling. She bitch slapped him and then went to her room to get dressed. Later she saw Link sitting down next to Gonzo talking and he apperd to have no signs that he had been drunk not even a hang over while Tetra on the other hand felt misrible.
Tetra:Link why the hell are you fine.
Link[pulls out a bottle of his grandmothers soup] this stuff can cure anything.
Tetra:Gimmie that[she grabbed the bottle and took a swing and sure enough it worked like a charm she felt full of energy]whats in this stuff?
Link:Can't tell, faimly secret. But if you like I could make some for you for your dinner tonight.
Tetra:Good Link your learning you job well but I want to apoligize I had been drunk but uh do you remember what happened or were you drunk to.
Link:*sucker*Well after having crazy and wild sex we decided to marry and have kids and love each other forever together.
Tetra:[bitch slaps Link]Tell me the truth.
Link:Fine I don't know I was drunk.
Tetra:I thought as much.
Link grinned and stood up. Tetra looked at him and she stood up as well. Just then a pirate went up to Tetra and whisperd something in her ear. She went and got up onto a table and then gave an announcement.
Tetra:Alright boys we've almost arrived at Windfall and remember the plan is we go into the acution house and steal everything in there.
Link:Hm simple I like it.
Link smiled as he went and got ready in his room. After checking to see that his sword, sheild, grappalinghook, hookshoot, bombs, and bow and arrows were ready and he had a full quiver and bag he went to join everyone else on the deck. After they landed Link went and snuck into the action house via one of the large windows and then he went and took anything he could get his grubby little hands on and stuck it into his spoilsbag. Eventualy he found that annoying little girls room and smiled. Link went and tied her up in her sleep but she woke up while Link was tying her up and he quickly used the nearest object(which just happened to be her shoes)and stuck them in her mouth then he went back to the ship after filling his bag so much with loot that he was slow getting out and getting back to the ship but he made it and the pirates were happy and so was Tetra. Tetra was happy about all of the loot and the pirates were happy about the girl.
Link:I picked it up for you guys so you would have something to do.
One of the pirates took her down to his room and soon screams and then the pirates closed the door to block off the noise. Link smiled and thought that maby this wouldn't be such a bad job after all. A little while later he went to the kitchen to make his soup and Tetra curiously followed him and saw him add vegetables, meat and then he took off his pant and then pissed into the soup(or so she thought) and she began to puke.Link put his pant back on and looked at her.
Link:I didn't piss in the soup don't worry but still you would'nt have puked so guess what it's your own damn fault.
He went back to making the soup and then went to the mess hall and feed all of the pirates some of the soup(and made sure to give Tetra a nice big amount)then he went poured himself a bowl and then he began to eat it. Tetra looked at the stuff and then she sniffed it then she began to eat her soup shooting daggers with her eyes at Link. Link simply smiled finished his soup and poured himself a pint of beer. then he tought about it for a second and then began drinking from the beerbarrels themselves until he was so drunk he passed out. Tetra took advantage of this and dragged him to her room but before she left the mess hall she poured herself a mug of beer and then left. when she got there she locked her door and then undressed Link then she undressed herself and enjoyed herself. Link awoke with Tetra sleeping ontop of him naked and he saw that again she had a half full mug of beer next to her and she was asleep ontop of him and that agin he to was naked so he simply looked at her smiling until she awoke looked at him looked at herself and smacked him across the face.
Pirate
* *means thoughts during speech. [ ]means actions during speech.
Link awoke about an hour later naked in his bed with Tetra sleeping next to him also naked and she appered to have been drunk as of her hair was messed up and she still had a tankerd of beer next to her. Link lay there staring at her thinking that she was pretty hot with an idiotic smile on his face until Tetra awoke and screamed seeing Link looking at her naked and was in bed next to her smiling. She bitch slapped him and then went to her room to get dressed. Later she saw Link sitting down next to Gonzo talking and he apperd to have no signs that he had been drunk not even a hang over while Tetra on the other hand felt misrible.
Tetra:Link why the hell are you fine.
Link[pulls out a bottle of his grandmothers soup] this stuff can cure anything.
Tetra:Gimmie that[she grabbed the bottle and took a swing and sure enough it worked like a charm she felt full of energy]whats in this stuff?
Link:Can't tell, faimly secret. But if you like I could make some for you for your dinner tonight.
Tetra:Good Link your learning you job well but I want to apoligize I had been drunk but uh do you remember what happened or were you drunk to.
Link:*sucker*Well after having crazy and wild sex we decided to marry and have kids and love each other forever together.
Tetra:[bitch slaps Link]Tell me the truth.
Link:Fine I don't know I was drunk.
Tetra:I thought as much.
Link grinned and stood up. Tetra looked at him and she stood up as well. Just then a pirate went up to Tetra and whisperd something in her ear. She went and got up onto a table and then gave an announcement.
Tetra:Alright boys we've almost arrived at Windfall and remember the plan is we go into the acution house and steal everything in there.
Link:Hm simple I like it.
Link smiled as he went and got ready in his room. After checking to see that his sword, sheild, grappalinghook, hookshoot, bombs, and bow and arrows were ready and he had a full quiver and bag he went to join everyone else on the deck. After they landed Link went and snuck into the action house via one of the large windows and then he went and took anything he could get his grubby little hands on and stuck it into his spoilsbag. Eventualy he found that annoying little girls room and smiled. Link went and tied her up in her sleep but she woke up while Link was tying her up and he quickly used the nearest object(which just happened to be her shoes)and stuck them in her mouth then he went back to the ship after filling his bag so much with loot that he was slow getting out and getting back to the ship but he made it and the pirates were happy and so was Tetra. Tetra was happy about all of the loot and the pirates were happy about the girl.
Link:I picked it up for you guys so you would have something to do.
One of the pirates took her down to his room and soon screams and then the pirates closed the door to block off the noise. Link smiled and thought that maby this wouldn't be such a bad job after all. A little while later he went to the kitchen to make his soup and Tetra curiously followed him and saw him add vegetables, meat and then he took off his pant and then pissed into the soup(or so she thought) and she began to puke.Link put his pant back on and looked at her.
Link:I didn't piss in the soup don't worry but still you would'nt have puked so guess what it's your own damn fault.
He went back to making the soup and then went to the mess hall and feed all of the pirates some of the soup(and made sure to give Tetra a nice big amount)then he went poured himself a bowl and then he began to eat it. Tetra looked at the stuff and then she sniffed it then she began to eat her soup shooting daggers with her eyes at Link. Link simply smiled finished his soup and poured himself a pint of beer. then he tought about it for a second and then began drinking from the beerbarrels themselves until he was so drunk he passed out. Tetra took advantage of this and dragged him to her room but before she left the mess hall she poured herself a mug of beer and then left. when she got there she locked her door and then undressed Link then she undressed herself and enjoyed herself. Link awoke with Tetra sleeping ontop of him naked and he saw that again she had a half full mug of beer next to her and she was asleep ontop of him and that agin he to was naked so he simply looked at her smiling until she awoke looked at him looked at herself and smacked him across the face.