Link Becomes
A Pirate
P.S.:Hey everyone here's the next chapter * *means thoughts during speech. [ ]means actions during speech.
Link followed Tetra and said sorry for the hundreadth time before she went and gave him the evil eye then she pulled out her dagger.Link looked like a deer caught in headlights.
Tetra:Do that again and I will tie you to the mast by you nuts and play darts with them.
Link:You're a sadistic little bitch arn't you.
Tetra:Yup and proud of it.
Link went and wandered to his room thinking of whether or not he should give her a potted bomb flower to her and call it a "present". While he went looking through his stuff to see if he could find something to dig up the flower he heard someone running through the halls screaming like a bat outta hell. Link looked out his door to see that Gonzo was running up the hall baning on the doors.
Gonzo:Everyone get on deck we're under attack!!!
Link smiled and ran onto the deck after he made sure he was equipped only to end up with a cannonball hitting him on the head. Link began cursing and then looked at Terta and smiled evily.
Link:Captian how many cannonballs do we have.
Tetra:Thirty-seven I think but why do you ask.
Link:You every hear the saying paybacks a bitch.
Tetra:Link what the hell are you.
Link went are grabbed Tetra and then stuffed her into a cannon laughing maniacly as he aimmed her at the enemy ships captian. Tetra turned her head and looked at him like if he was completly insane.
Link:This is for the fortress
Tetra:Link don't...
Tetra never finished because Link fired her at the enemy ship and watched as she hit the enemy captian on the head killing him. Then he looked around and saw that the ship had a few holes in it well actualy the word "few" was maby not quite the word he was loking for more like twentyeight.The deck of the ship looked like swisscheese that had been nibbled on by mice. Link then heard something swimming to the boat so he turned around and then he screamed as Tetra went and began to smack him over the head with a piece of wood.
Tetra:DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH AND MAY YOU BURN IN HELL WHERE YOU ARE ASS RAPED BY DONKEY'S!
Link:Well actualy I never knew my mother or my father and was the donkey part realy neccisary.
Terta:[puts down the peice of wood]A)You don't and B)yes it was.
Link: Ok but the reason is that those son a bitch programers were to lazy to give me a mother or a father I just ended up with a crazy old lady and the town bycicle.
Tetra:What the hell is a programer? Is it some kind of king or god?
Link:Uh nevermind hey listen it's the dinner bell see ya.
Link ran down the stairs to the messhall and smiled as he took out his sword an promised to kill anyone who got in his way or stole his meal as he got the freashest peice of meat he could find then he poured himself a mug of ale then he sat down and made small talk with the rest of the crew while on deck Tetra was yelling at Gonzo to hurry up and fix the ship before she lost her temper. After a while she went down and saw Link arguing with that stupid idiot with the glasses(I can't remember his name)about whether or not it was possible to go and drink an entire barrel of beer in one shot. Link stood up smiling and had two pirates hold a barrel upsidedown over his head then he uncorked it and within two minutes he was passed out on the floor and the barrel was empty.Tetra waited until the guy with the glasses grumbled and put twenty-five ruppies in Links pocket before she grabbed Link smiling.
Tetra:I'll take him to his room to let him get some rest carry on.
Tetra took Link to his room and started to undress him when he woke up.
Link:UNHOLYFUCKNUTS OF SATAN WHAT THE!?!?!?!?
Tetra:Uh Link I can explain.
Link:No I wasn't talking about you about to screw me you can continue with that I was talking about the fact that I actualy got away with cheating that little sucker out of twenty-five rupies you see that barrel was actualy only a quarter full.
Tetra:I see well you said I could continue so...
Tetra smiled evily and Link just the began to have second thoughts.
A Pirate
P.S.:Hey everyone here's the next chapter * *means thoughts during speech. [ ]means actions during speech.
Link followed Tetra and said sorry for the hundreadth time before she went and gave him the evil eye then she pulled out her dagger.Link looked like a deer caught in headlights.
Tetra:Do that again and I will tie you to the mast by you nuts and play darts with them.
Link:You're a sadistic little bitch arn't you.
Tetra:Yup and proud of it.
Link went and wandered to his room thinking of whether or not he should give her a potted bomb flower to her and call it a "present". While he went looking through his stuff to see if he could find something to dig up the flower he heard someone running through the halls screaming like a bat outta hell. Link looked out his door to see that Gonzo was running up the hall baning on the doors.
Gonzo:Everyone get on deck we're under attack!!!
Link smiled and ran onto the deck after he made sure he was equipped only to end up with a cannonball hitting him on the head. Link began cursing and then looked at Terta and smiled evily.
Link:Captian how many cannonballs do we have.
Tetra:Thirty-seven I think but why do you ask.
Link:You every hear the saying paybacks a bitch.
Tetra:Link what the hell are you.
Link went are grabbed Tetra and then stuffed her into a cannon laughing maniacly as he aimmed her at the enemy ships captian. Tetra turned her head and looked at him like if he was completly insane.
Link:This is for the fortress
Tetra:Link don't...
Tetra never finished because Link fired her at the enemy ship and watched as she hit the enemy captian on the head killing him. Then he looked around and saw that the ship had a few holes in it well actualy the word "few" was maby not quite the word he was loking for more like twentyeight.The deck of the ship looked like swisscheese that had been nibbled on by mice. Link then heard something swimming to the boat so he turned around and then he screamed as Tetra went and began to smack him over the head with a piece of wood.
Tetra:DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH AND MAY YOU BURN IN HELL WHERE YOU ARE ASS RAPED BY DONKEY'S!
Link:Well actualy I never knew my mother or my father and was the donkey part realy neccisary.
Terta:[puts down the peice of wood]A)You don't and B)yes it was.
Link: Ok but the reason is that those son a bitch programers were to lazy to give me a mother or a father I just ended up with a crazy old lady and the town bycicle.
Tetra:What the hell is a programer? Is it some kind of king or god?
Link:Uh nevermind hey listen it's the dinner bell see ya.
Link ran down the stairs to the messhall and smiled as he took out his sword an promised to kill anyone who got in his way or stole his meal as he got the freashest peice of meat he could find then he poured himself a mug of ale then he sat down and made small talk with the rest of the crew while on deck Tetra was yelling at Gonzo to hurry up and fix the ship before she lost her temper. After a while she went down and saw Link arguing with that stupid idiot with the glasses(I can't remember his name)about whether or not it was possible to go and drink an entire barrel of beer in one shot. Link stood up smiling and had two pirates hold a barrel upsidedown over his head then he uncorked it and within two minutes he was passed out on the floor and the barrel was empty.Tetra waited until the guy with the glasses grumbled and put twenty-five ruppies in Links pocket before she grabbed Link smiling.
Tetra:I'll take him to his room to let him get some rest carry on.
Tetra took Link to his room and started to undress him when he woke up.
Link:UNHOLYFUCKNUTS OF SATAN WHAT THE!?!?!?!?
Tetra:Uh Link I can explain.
Link:No I wasn't talking about you about to screw me you can continue with that I was talking about the fact that I actualy got away with cheating that little sucker out of twenty-five rupies you see that barrel was actualy only a quarter full.
Tetra:I see well you said I could continue so...
Tetra smiled evily and Link just the began to have second thoughts.