Link Become a
Pirate
PsychoSinner:Hey waz up yall? sorry about this I'd kinda forgotten about this story for a bit however I logged on and saw a few of you ask for me to continue it so I will. Sorry about the delay. Please note this chapter is slightly disturbing I was in a funny kinda mood when I wrote it. * *means thought during speech [ ]means action during speech
Link awoke in Tetra's bedroom and went to get up only to find Tetra alseep on him so feeling in a good mood Link reached until he felt his sword and laughing maniacly he smacked Tetra in the side of the head with the sword causing her to not only fall off the bed and wake up but the end up with a thick red line on the right side of her face.
Tetra:Oh Link you know I like the rough stuff come here.
Link screamed and got dressed quickly before he ran into the mess hall and dived under a table acting like if he had just seen Ganondorf wearing a bikini. One of the pirates looked at him funny then shrugged and went back to eating breakfast as Tetra walked in fully dressed and got onto the table Link was cowering under.
Tetra:Alright you bunch of lazy numbskulls today we're going to go have some fun and raid Link's hometown yes I do mean Outset Island. Hope you don't mind Link but hey we've pretty much raided everywhere else.
Link crawled out from under the table and nodded at her then he turned and grinned evily at the thought of all the fun things he would get to do. kill the men, rape the women and sell the children as slaves ah yes this was going to be fun. Link went into his room now covered in a slight amount of dust as of he had benn in Tetra's room the past few nights and he got all his gear before he took off that stupid green tunic and put on his nice blue shirt that he liked then he went onto the deck with Tetra to wait. Eventualy they saw the tiny island and everyone was going about their normal bussines except Links sister who was busy having a little to much fun with a few seagulls on the porch beheind his house.
Link:SIS PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND GET AWAY FROM THE BIRDS!!![he shakes his head with a sigh]In the name of the goddesses I had to get you as a sister.
Everyone hearing Link but not what he said(except his sister who ran inside and got dressed) gathered at the beach to wecome him. There was a grand party that night and Link made sure to give everyone especialy Tetra a nice big helping of his grandmothers soup. Tetra looked at the stuff and saw Link eating it so so tried a bit and realised it tasted funny so looked at Link and he walked up to her.
Link:Tetra put the bowel down I put a sleeping drug into some of the soup but it looks like you already know that.
Tetra had fallen asleep along with everyone else save the rest of the crew and Link. So Link began to do just as he said he would do first he ran up drawing his sword and cut the old mans head off as the pirates carried Tetra onto the ship. When Link was done cutting the heads off the old men he decided to do something just sick and walked up to his sister.
Link:Hey sis.
Sis:MMM what Link?
Link:You wanna play a game it's called war and here's how it works I lay back and you blow the hell outta me.
Links sister looked at him confused before he grabbed her dragged her into their house and soon those oh so familiar screams were heard as the pirates ran around taking anything of value inculding any good looking women and brought them back onto the ship then Link came back out carrying his sister who was crying and he brought her onto the ship looking at the pirates.
Link:I belive you all already know her she's all yours boys.
Pirate:Yeah but Link we all already had fun with her last time.
Link narrowed his eyes at them and then looking at Tetra who was still out cold went and got some rope then he tore her clothes off and made four holes in their largest sail then he went and tied her to the sail with a few snickers and a couple of cheers from the rest of the crew.
Link:Men I give you the N.U.D.E. Tetra.[he falls off and lands on the deck laughing with the rest of the crew]
Tetra:[she wakes up and notices a bit of a breeze]Link what's going on[she looks and sees that she's naked tied to the sail and that all the crew can see her]LINK I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND STICK THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR THIS ONE!
Link:Yeah but wouldn't you miss those more then me?
Tetra's face turned red as Link climbed back up cut her free and carried her back onto the deck where she got dressed and looked around.
Tetra:Like before mention this and i'll personaly chop off your balls and go fishing with them.
Everyone turned and began to whistle as Tetra turned to Link grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him down the stairs to her room where Link had a most uncomfertable night tied to one of the beams in her cabin wearing her Zelda dress.
Pirate
PsychoSinner:Hey waz up yall? sorry about this I'd kinda forgotten about this story for a bit however I logged on and saw a few of you ask for me to continue it so I will. Sorry about the delay. Please note this chapter is slightly disturbing I was in a funny kinda mood when I wrote it. * *means thought during speech [ ]means action during speech
Link awoke in Tetra's bedroom and went to get up only to find Tetra alseep on him so feeling in a good mood Link reached until he felt his sword and laughing maniacly he smacked Tetra in the side of the head with the sword causing her to not only fall off the bed and wake up but the end up with a thick red line on the right side of her face.
Tetra:Oh Link you know I like the rough stuff come here.
Link screamed and got dressed quickly before he ran into the mess hall and dived under a table acting like if he had just seen Ganondorf wearing a bikini. One of the pirates looked at him funny then shrugged and went back to eating breakfast as Tetra walked in fully dressed and got onto the table Link was cowering under.
Tetra:Alright you bunch of lazy numbskulls today we're going to go have some fun and raid Link's hometown yes I do mean Outset Island. Hope you don't mind Link but hey we've pretty much raided everywhere else.
Link crawled out from under the table and nodded at her then he turned and grinned evily at the thought of all the fun things he would get to do. kill the men, rape the women and sell the children as slaves ah yes this was going to be fun. Link went into his room now covered in a slight amount of dust as of he had benn in Tetra's room the past few nights and he got all his gear before he took off that stupid green tunic and put on his nice blue shirt that he liked then he went onto the deck with Tetra to wait. Eventualy they saw the tiny island and everyone was going about their normal bussines except Links sister who was busy having a little to much fun with a few seagulls on the porch beheind his house.
Link:SIS PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND GET AWAY FROM THE BIRDS!!![he shakes his head with a sigh]In the name of the goddesses I had to get you as a sister.
Everyone hearing Link but not what he said(except his sister who ran inside and got dressed) gathered at the beach to wecome him. There was a grand party that night and Link made sure to give everyone especialy Tetra a nice big helping of his grandmothers soup. Tetra looked at the stuff and saw Link eating it so so tried a bit and realised it tasted funny so looked at Link and he walked up to her.
Link:Tetra put the bowel down I put a sleeping drug into some of the soup but it looks like you already know that.
Tetra had fallen asleep along with everyone else save the rest of the crew and Link. So Link began to do just as he said he would do first he ran up drawing his sword and cut the old mans head off as the pirates carried Tetra onto the ship. When Link was done cutting the heads off the old men he decided to do something just sick and walked up to his sister.
Link:Hey sis.
Sis:MMM what Link?
Link:You wanna play a game it's called war and here's how it works I lay back and you blow the hell outta me.
Links sister looked at him confused before he grabbed her dragged her into their house and soon those oh so familiar screams were heard as the pirates ran around taking anything of value inculding any good looking women and brought them back onto the ship then Link came back out carrying his sister who was crying and he brought her onto the ship looking at the pirates.
Link:I belive you all already know her she's all yours boys.
Pirate:Yeah but Link we all already had fun with her last time.
Link narrowed his eyes at them and then looking at Tetra who was still out cold went and got some rope then he tore her clothes off and made four holes in their largest sail then he went and tied her to the sail with a few snickers and a couple of cheers from the rest of the crew.
Link:Men I give you the N.U.D.E. Tetra.[he falls off and lands on the deck laughing with the rest of the crew]
Tetra:[she wakes up and notices a bit of a breeze]Link what's going on[she looks and sees that she's naked tied to the sail and that all the crew can see her]LINK I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND STICK THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR THIS ONE!
Link:Yeah but wouldn't you miss those more then me?
Tetra's face turned red as Link climbed back up cut her free and carried her back onto the deck where she got dressed and looked around.
Tetra:Like before mention this and i'll personaly chop off your balls and go fishing with them.
Everyone turned and began to whistle as Tetra turned to Link grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him down the stairs to her room where Link had a most uncomfertable night tied to one of the beams in her cabin wearing her Zelda dress.