[CHORUS]
La, la, la (etc)
Dib's crazy, and he's weird, OK

[ZITA & CHORUS]
He's insane

[PRESIDENT GUY & CHORUS]
Let's shout, make a fuss
Scream it out, wheee

[CHORUS]
Dib is nuts, everyone sing
In our town during Halloween
(Zim zooms by in his Voot Cruiser)

[TAE]
What's that?

[BILL]
What's that?

[ME]
I haven't got a clue

[BRIAN]
What's that?

[WALK OF DOOM CLOWN]
Why, it's completely new

[VOICE]
What's that?

[MARY]
Must be a weather balloon thing

[VOICE]
What's that?

[PRESIDENT GUY]
It's really very strange

[CHORUS]
Dib's insane!
Crazy! Nuts! Insane!
(Zim zooms by again)

What's that?
What's that?
[Repeat]
(Dib walks away and sees Gretchen sitting on a swing. He sits by her.)

[DIB]
My dearest friend, if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we can gaze into the stars

[DIB & GRETCHEN]
And sit together, now and forever
For it is plain as anyone can see
We're simply meant to be
(They hold hands and see Zim crash because GIR pushed the big red button.
That's bad. o.O)

everybody is snoring
I made Dib and Gretchen hold hands because they are too young to kiss. I
think. Whatever.