Psychiatry 101
Chapter Three- Mr. Crocker....Madison's faithful steed??
Mr. Crocker was nearly exhausted by the time he got to his van with Madison on his back. Once he set her down, he cracked his spine several times, causing Madison to wince.
"Mr. Crocker......doesn't that hurt???"
"Well......for a few fleeting moments......but, once I capture FAIRIES, I, Mr. Crocker, will never deal with pain again!!!" He cackled evilly, but was cut short by Ms. Waxelplax, who happened to be passing by.
"Mr. Crocker........", she began. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to corrupt your assistant........"
Seizing the opportunity, Crocker fishes in his pocket until he finds a raisin cookie his mother had packed in his lunch. Yes, even at 40 years old, his mother packed a lunch for him. He teased Waxelplax, waving it in front of her like a dog treat. When the time was right, and when Waxelplax's drooling had started to create a flood, he threw the cookie as far as he could, and snickered watching Waxelplax happily chase after it.
"I'll show you corruption Waxelplax.....you and everyone else who's ever mocked me.......when I catch Turner's FAIRIES and become the SUPREME RULER OF MAN AND APE!!"
He then proceeded to grab Madison's hand and pull her into a Broadway-style dance, with hats and canes, as he sang loudly.
"I'll be the ruler of man and ape!! I'll be the ruler of man and ape!!"
Madison giggled softly, and pulled Crocker into the van. Crocker sped out of the school parking lot, nearly plowing kids down as he would yell out the window.
"Outta my way!!"
And of course, they parted like the red sea. When they finally pulled into the mall, Madison and Crocker failed to notice the rear bumper fall off, since they were both used to it. Some of Crocker's students were at the entrance, and quickly darted into bushes and trash cans as he passed by. They'd peek out every so often, surprised to see Madison with him, much less Crocker actually in public. Timmy Turner was among them, as well as his friends Chester and A.J
"Dude!! Did you see that?? Crocker's going to the mall!!" Chester peeked at them from inside the trash, making sure his voice wouldn't carry too much. That was, of course, before he found gruel and proceeded to eat it.
A.J climbed out when the coast was clear, and used a love detector device on the area the two had passed through.
"Hmm.....according to these calculations, it seems that Mr. Crocker has feelings for Miss Taylor.....but he's heavily in denial...."
Timmy peeked over his shoulder, having also climbed out of the trash. He ran off for a moment, and Cosmo and Wanda appeared.
"Guys! I wish that......Mr. Crocker would uhh.....tell Madison he loves her!!"
The fairies raised their wands, however they made the unfortunate "pffhht" sound.
"Ah! The wands don't work 'pffhht' noise. What now?"
Wanda smiled nervously, while Cosmo tried to eat his wand in an attempt to fix it.
"Sweetie, we can't interfere with anything relating to love. That's Cupid's job."
"What??!! Okay! I wish Cupid was here!!"
The wands poofed, and Cupid took the place of the fluffy poof clouds, holding a latte and a romance book.
"This latte is........FABULOUS!!"
-Meanwhile, in the mall, Madison was busy looking around the stores, while Crocker followed, half-interested in anything. However, he caught sight of Timmy, who had informed Cupid of what was going on, walking with Chester and A.J to the arcade.
"FAIRIES!!! THEY'RE HERE!! I KNEW I WHIFFED THEM!!"
Crocker's hot on Timmy's trail heehee n.n Will Cupid be able to work his magic on Crocker and still be able to enjoy a latte??? Hmmmmm........find out starting next chapter!
Chapter Three- Mr. Crocker....Madison's faithful steed??
Mr. Crocker was nearly exhausted by the time he got to his van with Madison on his back. Once he set her down, he cracked his spine several times, causing Madison to wince.
"Mr. Crocker......doesn't that hurt???"
"Well......for a few fleeting moments......but, once I capture FAIRIES, I, Mr. Crocker, will never deal with pain again!!!" He cackled evilly, but was cut short by Ms. Waxelplax, who happened to be passing by.
"Mr. Crocker........", she began. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to corrupt your assistant........"
Seizing the opportunity, Crocker fishes in his pocket until he finds a raisin cookie his mother had packed in his lunch. Yes, even at 40 years old, his mother packed a lunch for him. He teased Waxelplax, waving it in front of her like a dog treat. When the time was right, and when Waxelplax's drooling had started to create a flood, he threw the cookie as far as he could, and snickered watching Waxelplax happily chase after it.
"I'll show you corruption Waxelplax.....you and everyone else who's ever mocked me.......when I catch Turner's FAIRIES and become the SUPREME RULER OF MAN AND APE!!"
He then proceeded to grab Madison's hand and pull her into a Broadway-style dance, with hats and canes, as he sang loudly.
"I'll be the ruler of man and ape!! I'll be the ruler of man and ape!!"
Madison giggled softly, and pulled Crocker into the van. Crocker sped out of the school parking lot, nearly plowing kids down as he would yell out the window.
"Outta my way!!"
And of course, they parted like the red sea. When they finally pulled into the mall, Madison and Crocker failed to notice the rear bumper fall off, since they were both used to it. Some of Crocker's students were at the entrance, and quickly darted into bushes and trash cans as he passed by. They'd peek out every so often, surprised to see Madison with him, much less Crocker actually in public. Timmy Turner was among them, as well as his friends Chester and A.J
"Dude!! Did you see that?? Crocker's going to the mall!!" Chester peeked at them from inside the trash, making sure his voice wouldn't carry too much. That was, of course, before he found gruel and proceeded to eat it.
A.J climbed out when the coast was clear, and used a love detector device on the area the two had passed through.
"Hmm.....according to these calculations, it seems that Mr. Crocker has feelings for Miss Taylor.....but he's heavily in denial...."
Timmy peeked over his shoulder, having also climbed out of the trash. He ran off for a moment, and Cosmo and Wanda appeared.
"Guys! I wish that......Mr. Crocker would uhh.....tell Madison he loves her!!"
The fairies raised their wands, however they made the unfortunate "pffhht" sound.
"Ah! The wands don't work 'pffhht' noise. What now?"
Wanda smiled nervously, while Cosmo tried to eat his wand in an attempt to fix it.
"Sweetie, we can't interfere with anything relating to love. That's Cupid's job."
"What??!! Okay! I wish Cupid was here!!"
The wands poofed, and Cupid took the place of the fluffy poof clouds, holding a latte and a romance book.
"This latte is........FABULOUS!!"
-Meanwhile, in the mall, Madison was busy looking around the stores, while Crocker followed, half-interested in anything. However, he caught sight of Timmy, who had informed Cupid of what was going on, walking with Chester and A.J to the arcade.
"FAIRIES!!! THEY'RE HERE!! I KNEW I WHIFFED THEM!!"
Crocker's hot on Timmy's trail heehee n.n Will Cupid be able to work his magic on Crocker and still be able to enjoy a latte??? Hmmmmm........find out starting next chapter!