[DIB]
Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain

It's a base unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you
[Dib takes out some pics]

This green thing is the alien
The one I told you I saw

[BILL]
An alien?
Is it real?

[SKEPTIC GUY]
Is it fake?

[SOME OLD LADY]
Is it filled with stuffing?

[BILL, SKEPTIC GUY]
Stuffing?
How stupid/resonable, stuffing

[DIB]
If you please
Just an alien in his base
And the whole story's here in these pictures!

[OLD LADIES]
Pictures?
But why?
He's ugly
Why this?
Why this?

[DIB]
That's what I'm into, the paranormal

[WALK OF DOOM CLOWN, BEING IGNORED]
Paranormal?
What's that?

[RANDOM PERSON]
It's a fake
Don't you think?

[RANDOM PERSON]
Perhaps he is telling a lie. . . .

[DIB]
Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of the paranormal land (o.O)

Now, pay attention
This thing is the space ship
That big thing, there, by the wall (A/N: I'm starting to get really bad. .
. .)

[THE GUY WITH NO LEGS]
Hmm hmm.

[HIS WIFE]
Uh huh.

[TAE]
Yeah.

[DIB]
Hmm, let me explain
The alien appeared in that ship
I heard it six months ago

[BILL AND SOME KID]
Six months?

[SOME KID]
Was it really that long?

[BILL]
And only you knew all along?

[ME]
I really hate this song! (A/N: lol)

[ZITA]
Or perhaps he's just
Making this up

[PRESIDENT GUY]
What a splendid thought
This "paranormal" sounds wrong
As for those pictures,
Let's burn them at once!

[DIB]
Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them the rest of my info.

And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For I know where the alien resides
It's a big green house, with a stupid purple roof
Least that's what I've come to understand

And I've also seen in his house hold
That there's something to behold
Like the way into his lab
And he sets out to "play" with his rain gear on
Holding a leash with his really thin arms
That is, so I've seen and said

And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
In is Voot Cruiser in the sky
And they call him Invader Zim

Well, they're not excited
And they don't understand
That this alien will soon ruin the land
Oh, well... I tried

OMG, that was so bad. Please be nice. Don't hurt me. raises arms to
protect myself