Psycho: We are back!
Rage: And still we own nothing. ::both hang head in shame::
Jack Black: I think what these two are trying to say is...THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!!
RVD: Hush little baby don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a big hash pipe and if that pipe doesn't get you hi...daddy's gonna-
Psycho: SHUT UP! You've been singing to that towel for five FREAKIN' hours!!!
::RVD starts crying::
Rage: Okay Psycho, now that that's...what kind of jobs do you want to offer?
Psycho: Duh....one's that require people to work.
::Christopher Nowinski walk in::
Chris: Hey I'm here to apply for manager of this business. I'm sure you'll hire me, a Harvard graduate, for the position...or else that'd just be stupid if you hired someone else.
Psycho: Well we do have another person coming in for the job interview but you sound like you'd fit the job.
::Eugene rolls into the room::
Eugene: HI! I wanna work here and be manager.
Psycho: You will each have fifteen seconds to tell us why you will fit this job. Chris you are prospect number one; Eugene you are prospect number two...Chris you start.
Chris: I have an extremely high IQ (RVD: Hehe, you said high…), I graduated from one of the most honored colleges in the world, I'm a Tough Enough runner up. I-
Psycho: Times up...prospect number two, you may begin.
::Eugene bites his nails and pats himself on the head::
Psycho: Eugene you only have 3....2....-
Eugene: EUGENE!
Rage: You're hired!
::Eugene dances around happily::
Chris: What?!
Psycho: I guess you weren't the right man-child for the job.
Chris: Well, is there any other openings?
Psycho: There is this one....
Chris: I'LL TAKE IT.
Psycho: ::Smiles and hands Chris some papers:: Glad to have you on board...go to this address today at noon...
Chris: Great, thank you so much...what am I doing anyways?
Psycho: Well you have the honor on being.......The Official Sponge-Bather of May Young and The Fabulous Moola.
Chris:............oh I hate you..........
Psycho: I hate you, too.
Rage: So, what other jobs did you have in mind?
::Scott walks in with Jean::
Jean: What kind of jobs do you have that are still available?
Psycho: Plenty are still available.
Scott: Oh really like what kind of jobs? ::crosses arms::
Rage: Do tell. Do tell.
Psycho: Hush. I must think of jobs.
Rage: ::Rage get really close to Psycho's face and whispers:: Are you thinking?
::Psycho punches Rage and kills him. Another Rage appear out where the dead one is::
Rage: Look what you did! Now I only have two more lives before we have to restart the whole game over again!
Psycho: I got it! Scott you could be our firefighter-
Scott: Wouldn't it be more logical if you got Pyro t-
Psycho: I don't need your logical mumbo-jumbo...you are our firefighter.
Rage: Jean you can be the...meh, never mind get out.
::Two people walk in::
Kitty: Hi, I'm Kitty Pryde.
Ray: And I'm Ray...
Charles Barkley: And I'm Charles Barkley...
Ray: What the hell are you doing here?
::Charles Barkley hangs his head and jumps out the window::
Rage: ::Smirks:: I got a job for Kitty. My 'personal' assistant...::winks::
::Psycho slaps Rage upside the head and he dies; a few seconds later he reapears and hold up hi index finger in front of her face::
Rage: ONE! One more life now!
Psycho: ::rolls eyes:: You're just being over dramatic now.
Ray: So, what's my job going to be?
Rage: You can be our person who owns the postal service place.
Kitty: Like, what can I do?
Psycho: You can work for Ray.
Eugene: What do I get to do?
Psycho: You get to help me and Rage out.
Rage: Oh so that's why you didn't want Chris.
Psycho: He would have just told us his honest opinion on what we do. Eugene, here would like our ideas or help improve them.
::Eugene walks over and hugs Rage and Psycho. Rage looks iffy about keeping him around the office with them. Psycho seems pleased with the idea.::
::RVD's towel unwraps and he notices that there is no baby::
RVD: Dude, someone stole my baby.
::Randy walks in. Looking upset about something. He goes over and shakes Psycho.::
Randy: How could you let that pompous freak take MY job as hotel manager?
Rage: Who's the pompous freak you speak of?
Randy: Mick Foley. ::shudders::
Eugene: ::goes over and pats Randy's shoulder:: He's nicer than you.
::Randy breaks down and sits on the floor, rocking back and forth. RVD gets up and walks over to him.::
RVD: Duuude...you need to relax....here try this?
::RVD hands Randy a -----....everything pauses::
Disembodied Voice: Do to the rating and censors disapproving of the random and frequent use of drug related terms: the term 'joint' with a nicer word like 'flower'...sorry for the inconvenient. Now we return to our program already in progress...
::RVD hands Randy a -flower- and Randy looks at him::
Randy: I've never had a -flower- before.
RVD: Wow...you've never had a -flower- before! I make sure to have at least three -flowers- three times a day. -Flowers- are my life!
Randy: ::Puffs the -flower- then coughs:: This is some great -flower- dude....
::Five hours later::
::Everyone is slouched up against the wall::
Rage: Hey Psycho...you're a good author...no matter what Professor X says...
Randy: Rage, I love you man...and it's not just the drugs talking...
RVD: Yeah...we don't say that enough....
::Xanaphia Cade and Marc Maseon walk in::
Marc: Man, you guys are strait trippin'....
Xanaphia: Word.......hey got anymore that you can share with me?
RVD: Sure I plenty of -flowers- left. ::hands Xanaphia a -flower-::
Psycho: Dude where do you get all this weed from?
::Raven walks in and sits down next to them.::
RVD: ::points to Raven:: This is my hook up for supplies.
Xanaphia: Supplies?
Raven: Any kind of supplies you want I can get. Quote the raven nevermore.
::Marc steps out infrot of them all and the background lights dim::
Marc: In this chapter, we've poked fun at many topics such as -flowers-...we don't prohibit the use of -flowers-. So remember kids....if a -flower- dealer offers you -flowers- you not take them; go to your local police station and tell them that a man tried to sell you -flowers- and...
Rage: Marc stop, the joke has been way too over used by now.
Marc: Don't tell me what to do!
Rage: I gave you life...and I can take it away!
Psycho: ::Psycho palms her face:: That's it for this chapter...join us next week, same bat time, same bat station for another exciting episode of...man, I'm hi...
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A/N: Xanaphia and Marc are characters from psychobunny410's "Pietro's Master Plan" and my, A Pyro's Rage, "Coming of Age."
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