Psycho: ::gives reviewers candy and plushies of their favorite X-men and/or WWE wrestler:: We love ya!

Rage: And you know who you are too.

Psycho: Again we own nothing. I own dirt.

Bill Gates: No, I own Windows NT!

Psycho: I said, 'I own dirt'...

Bill Gates: Exactly...

-

:: A few days have passed since the arrival of Psycho and Rage. The Muse World has came along from just an empty space of nothingness. Everyone had basically a job and was pretty happy at what they got to do. Except for Randy and Pyro.::

Psycho: How many times to I have to tell you no, Pyro?

Pyro: But all I want to do is set a good example of why people shouldn't start forest fires.

Rage: And I think we all know what would happen if we let you do that.

RVD: Dude......that would make on huge bon fire to light my -flowers-.

Randy: Yeah well I still don't like my job of owning a fast food restaurant.

::Eugene pats Randy on the back.::

Eugene: You just not good at jobs we give you.

Randy: ::looks applaud:: I'm Randy Orton the Legend Killer. So, how could I not be good at anything?

Psycho: Just be glad your not Chris.

Rage: ::starts rolling at the thought of Chris helping May Young and The Fabulous Moola with their sponge baths.::

RVD: You had to give him the horrific job. ::shudders at the thought::

Rage: Rob, that was actually a semi-intelligent sentence...I'm amazed...

X-Pac: S'up...can I have a job or somethin' cuz I've been living in box since 2002?

Psycho/Rage: Who, in the blue hell, are you?!

::The Rock bamfs into the room with a mic::

The Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! First off...no coining The Rock's catch phrases! Second...Finally...The Rock has come back to...::He covers the mic with his hand and whispers "Hey you, jabroni, where the hell are we?"::

Jabroni: Muse Word...

The Rock: ::pulls his hand away from the mic and continues:: .....MUSE WORLD! And third.... ::The alarm on The Rock's watch goes off:: Sweet cream on an ice cream sam'ich! I'm gonna be late for, "Days of Our Lives!"

Rage: Oh cool, you're gonna be on that show now?

::The Rock's eyes grew wide and he hoped that his secret love of watching soap operas wasn't revealed::

The Rock: Yes......that's..exactly what I mean......SUCKERS! ::Rock quickly ran out the door::

Psycho: O....k. That was sure strange.

Pyro: Can I torture this crazy dude? ::points to X-Pac::

::Rage signals for Psycho and Eugene to head for the secret meeting spot. Which was actually the janitor closet.::

Psycho: This meeting has been called to order.

Rage: Can I get some fries with that?

::Psycho slaps Rage upside the head and Eugene claps thinking it was funny to see that happen to Rage.::

::Rage fell back onto some boxes and they heard someone make a noise::

Rage: Hello? who's in there? ::He said kicking the box::

::Jack Black sits up from inside the box::

Jack: Oh...hey guys, I thought you forgot about me. I mean, you two did leave me out of the last chapter.

Rage: Shut up. ::Rage hit him over the head with a crowbar:: That's better...now where were we? Oh yes, I think Pyro should be President of Torture/CEO of Pain.

Psycho: Just like Senator Kelly?

Rage: Exactly... ::Shifty eyes::

Eugene: I think he makes a good president for that kind of stuff.

Psycho: ::bangs head against the door and suddenly breaks through it:: Ooops my bad. ::pulls head out of the door and there's a hole the size of her head.::

Rage: Sweet! That looks cool but then our secret meeting place wouldn't be a secret anymore. ::suddenly has some boards, a hammer and nails. He starts boarding up the hole.::

Psycho: O...k. Anyways are we going to let Pyro torture this shady character, X-Pac?

::Eugene raises his hand and starts waving it like he has an idea.::

Rage: Yes Eugene?

Eugene: I have an idea.

Psycho: What's your idea?

Eugene: That they can have a match.

Rage: I see....

::Psycho gets up in Rage's face.::

Psycho: What do you see?

Rage: I can see into the future.

Psycho: What do you see in the future?

::Rage closes his eyes::

Rage: I see....I see...I see...oh my go-

::Five minutes later...::

::Psycho throws Rage threw the door, breaking it::

Psycho: Huh? What do you know? You were right.

Rage: I think you broke my legs...and the splinted in them don't feel too good either.

::J.R. and The King come running into the room dressed as medics::

J.R.: It looks like there is only one thing to do... ::J.R. lifts up his hat and pulls out a bottle of barbeque sauce then poured it over Rage's broken legs::

Rage: Ohhh, man this this is unpleasant....Ahhh...it's in my splinter wounds...

RVD: That's not the proper way to treat broken legs...

J.R.: Oh yeah? Nurses get in here!

::Jean and Amara come running into the room in skimpy nurse outfits::

Jean: I got a job... ::She smiled::

Rage: Could you girls 'treat' me? ::Rage smirked then winked at the two::

::Psycho shoves the two girls out of the room and makes them leave::

Rage: Aww...hot nurses go bye, bye...poor me.

King: Walk it off son...walk it off.

Rage: My legs are B-R-O-K-E-N...

King: No time for that now...duty calls. ::The King looks out the window and sees The King Signal (Basically just a crown)::

::All the nurses and the medics run out the room after a few seconds King pops his head back in the room and stares at Psycho::

King: PUPPIES! ::He then runs off to save the day::

Psycho: W-what?! ::She looks down and sees a box of baby dogs in her arms:: What the fizzle! ::She tossed the box out of the window::

::Everything pauses and the lights dim::

Disembodied Voice: Here at 'The After Effects of Boredom' we would never engage in such dubious acts as throwing a box of defenseless puppies out of a three story building's window...we assure you that these are highly trained professional stunt puppies.

::Everything un-pauses::

RVD: I'll miss those puppies...

::Raven comes in through..........the window with the box of puppies.::

Raven: Just be glad I felt like climbing through the window today.

RVD: Puppies! ::runs over and trips on the way by a Rock::

Rock: Get your candy ass off of the Rock.

RVD: Dude where'd you come from? ::gets up off of the Rock::

Psycho: He mysteriously appeared. ::shifty eyes::

Raven: What should I do about these puppies?

Rage: ::shrugs:: Dunno.

RVD: Dude give them to me and I'll take care of them. Since SOMEONE stole my baby.

::Psycho shakes her head in disbelief and doesn't seen to want to deal with RVD and his 'baby' right. RVD walks over to take the box of puppies from Raven. On his way over he trips on the rug and falls out the window. A 'thud' can be heard.::

Raven: Oooh. That's got to hurt. Too bad he couldn't have done that sooner I would have caught him.

::RVD then floats up to the window in a lotus position and is seemingly un- hurt. He floats in and lands on the floor.::

Rage: How'd you do that?

Raven: It's the magic shrooms kicking in.

Psycho: Must be indeed.

RVD: Yes it was the mystic shrooms...though it could have been those 'special' brownies that Professor gave me.

Rage: Where did you get those anyways?

RVD: Mario and his brother were selling the shrooms on the corner of the street...on the other corner of the street was Wario and he was selling black tar heroine...

Rage: ::Sighs:: See Psycho, I told you we should have started a police department.

Psycho: But who would be the police.

::The door busts open and five men stand in the doorway wearing police uniforms::

Logan: Maybe we could help?

Frank Castle (The Punisher): I wanna be a cop!

Big Boss Man: Hella!

::Magneto was wearing his police uniform over his own uniform::

Magneto: I'm an officer of the law... ::shifty eyes::

Rage: You're a bad guy? You're not a cop...

Magneto: It's like you know everything about me...

Psycho: Umm...Erik-

Magneto: You know too much! ::Magneto holds his fingers up to his eyes so that from his point of view it appeared that he had one finger above and below Psycho's head::

Psycho: What the hell are you doing?!

Magneto: I am squishing your head....

Rage: That's it...::Rage gets a broom and pokes him out of the room and Magneto runs away crying::

Magneto: YOU WIN THIS ROUND!

Psycho: O-k-a-y...

Mega Man: This is madness. The crime in this town must be stopped! ::He spoke enthusiastically::

Rage: Wait...sir do you even live here?

Mega Man: NO VERMONT, I JUST STOPPED HERE TO USE THE MEN'S ROOM. ::He said with the same enthusiastic tone and walked out the door::

Psycho: We...are officially screwed...

Rage: Fine you guys are the police force.

Logan: Ooooh! Can we get badges?

Psycho: I insist on it...

::A man appears out of nowhere with a box of badges::

Rage: Who are you?!

???: I am Deh BADGER!

Rage: Cool...well then give them their badges.

Deh BADGER: Deh BADGER, does not take commands from a leetle people such as yourself...Deh BADGER-

Psycho: Just what we need, another annoying character who talks in the third person...

::Bob Dole peeks his head into the room::

Bob Dole: Who ate Bob Dole's peanut butter? Bob Dole doesn't like it when Bob Dole's property is eaten.............................................................Bob Dole.

Deh BADGER: Deh BADGER does many things... ::Crosses his arms over his chest::

Psycho: I hate you....

Deh BADGER: I hate me too....

Eugene: ::Pulls out a gun and shoots Deh BADGER:: Oops, you dead...

::Rage pats Eugene on the head and takes the gun away::

Rage: Good work... ::Rage shoots Deh BADGER five more time to make sure::

::The Police force grabs some badges puts them on: Logan is the only one with his on right; Frank has five badges on his shirt; Boss Man has one on his shirt and one pinned through his eyebrow::

Frank: Haha...the more badges the more power! ::Laughs maniacally::

Psycho: We are still so screwed...

Rage: That is very true......okay Officers, I want you to find the horrible human being that brutally murdered Deh Badger...

::They started to walk out but Psycho told them to stop::

Psycho: But first help us hide the body...

-

Psycho: Holy crap that's a long chapter with lots of insanity.

Rage: I agree but will there be others just as long though? ::shifty eyes::

RVD: Dude......you know there is a... ::is cut off by Psycho::

Psycho: No giving away plot ideas to the readers. Besides we know what's going on out on the streets of Muse World.

Rage: Yeah now read and reveiw. Or we'll send RVD after you.