Jack Black's Disclaimer: Kids...don't do drugs unless you want to be a mega-rock star and gets lots of chicks. We own nothin'....what now? Yeah that's what I thought.

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Randy: I'm bored and hate my job.

Psycho: Yeah me too.

Rage: But I thought you like being an author?

Psycho: Yeah I do but then where's all the fun?

RVD: ::shrugs:: Maybe it's the office or this building or the sky that you don't like.

Randy: None of that made any sense ya hippie.

Psycho: Randy don't you have work to be doing?

Randy: ::shifty eyes:: Uh no.

Eugene: I want to go to the park and play. ::huge grin and running around like a wily two year old.::

Psycho: To the Psychomobile!

Rage: Don't you mean the mini-van?

Psycho: Do you always have to ruin my fun?

Rage: Yes...

::Everyone went down stairs and out to the van but Psycho who stood at the top, petrified. Randy was pushed along by RVD, telling him that it was good to get out for some fresh air.::

Psycho: No...not the stairs...not again!

Rage: Well you don't have to take them...the elevators are right over there...

Psycho: You probably want to know what I'm talking about, don't you?

Rage: No, not really...

Psycho: It started out just like any other regular day...

::Psycho's Flashbacks::

We see Psycho at age five about to walk down the stairs of her house. All of a sudden the stairs crack and she falls through into the basement.

We see Psycho at age ten at the mall with her brother about walking up the stairs to get up to the upper level. As soon as she steps foot on the first step the mall collapses.

We see Psycho running up the stairs of the Museum of Natural History in Philadelphia. As she gets to the top, Sylvester Stallone pushes her down the stairs.

We see Psycho at a gym, she's a little apprehensive about setting foot on a stair master. She is coaxed onto it by a trainer; everything is fine. Then, out of nowhere, a panda bear leaps at her and gnawed on her face.

::End Flashback::

Rage: ::Sighs:: That was a waste of a flash.

Psycho: How so?

Rage: I told you there was a elevator over there.

Psycho: When...

::Psycho's Flashbacks::

Rage: Well you don't have to take them...the elevators are right over there...

::End Flashback::

Rage: STOP DOIN' THAT!

Psycho: ::acts innocent:: Stop doing what?

Randy: Just take the elevator or I'm coming up after you. ::starts to walk back upstairs::

RVD: Duuudes just get down here.

Eugene: Hurry up.

::Psycho didn't move while Randy was coming up. When he reached the top he slung Psycho over his shoulder and started back down again. On the third step from the top, it snapped in half and they fell down the stairs. Psycho landing on top of Randy in an awkward position too.::

Rage: Wow is something really going on between you two? Cuz you both look pretty close to me.

Psycho: ::quickly gets up:: No and see I told you that stairs are against me.

Eugene: Can we go now?

RVD: To the mini-van.

::All run out to the black, green, and purple mini-van. Psycho drives off with all of them in the van. Pretty soon they were all at the Muse World park. They all hop out and Eugene runs off to the swings.::

Psycho: ::sits on park bench:: This is a nice day.

RVD: Duude there's a bum coming this way.

::Person in rags comes up to them. They now can see it's William Regal.::

Regal: How the bloody hell can you make someone be a bum as a job?

Rage: SILENCE MORTAL!

::It starts to rain and Rage's cell phone rings. He answers it::

Rage: Hello? Rob? Why are you calling me, your stand about fifty feet from me? Oh, you're scared of the rain...no it wasn't sent by the demons because they are angry...don't...no, just listen........fine then try to kill it. ::Hangs up phone::.....children.

::Psycho's cell phone rings::

Psycho: Hello?

???: Do you like scary movie...?

Psycho: Don't you mean 'do you like scary movies?'

???: No, I meant what I said...

Psycho: Yeah, I guess...but-

???: Do you know who I am? Cuz I know who you are...and I'm watching you...

Psycho: Of course I know who you are...I have caller ID...you're Marlon Wayans...

Marlon: Damn! ::Runs away::

Rage: And that's why I never leave the office...

::It stops raining::

Psycho: Why was it even raining?

::Everyone shrugs::

Psycho: Rage, I told you that we should have let Storm control the weather instead of Michael Cole...

::A though bubble appear over Rage's head. We see Michael Cole sitting on a cloud dressed in Storm's uniform and he is laughing manically::

Rage: I don't see what your point is...

::Psycho anime sweat drops::

Randy: O...k I think I'm scared now about who controls the weather around here.

RVD: No you can't make me.

Regal: Bloody hell! Have you gone mad?

Randy: I think all those -flowers- he smokes have finally gotten to him.

Regal: Oh that's just great. I'm outta here. EVEN THOUGH I STILL DISLIKE BEING THE BUM HERE. ::hurries away so he doesn't have to deal with them anymore::

Psycho: See Randy, you don't have the worst job. Regal and Nowinski have the worst jobs.

Rage: Who the hell are those people and why does it not look right over at this distance for what they are doing?

::Across the playground, there looks like a group of people dancing. Rage, Psycho, Randy and RVD run over to see what they are doing. Rico, Charlie Hass, Pyro, Rikishi, Scotty 2 Hotty and Fred dancing. Tazz is there dressed as a ref.::

Rage: What are they doing? Besides the fact that Fred is dancing...::Shudders::

RVD: Duude there break dance fighting!

Randy: Well that's a new one.

Psycho: So, Tazz who's winning?

Tazz: Sad to say this but the big dude is winning and it's not Rikishi.

Rage: Now that is sad and sickening.

Tazz: I got my money on Scotty...my pal Joey Numbers say that he's got the best chance. ::Scotty gets knocked out:: Damn it Joey! You've betrayed me for the last time! ::Tazz pulls out an machine gun and runs to find Joey::

Psycho: Poor Joey...

Mathew LeBlanc: Did someone say Joey?

Rage: Shut up... ::Rage charged at him but Matt leaped into the air doing a 'Matrix' like back flip out of the way::

Mathew: Neo, are you ready to enter the Matrix?

::Rage suddenly was Keanu Reeves' costume from 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure' on::

Rage: Damnit, wrong clothes! ::Snaps fingers and clothes change into Neo's:: That's better...

Mathew: Run away! ::Runs away::

::Piotr walks by wearing a Neo costume also::

Piotr: I was supposed to come as Neo! I can't believe you Rage! ::Runs away crying::

Rikishi: Do the electric slide!

Fred (To Rikishi): Pop and Lock foo'! ::Freddy starts to spin on his head and his feet begun kicking all the competitors in the face.::

Psycho: Your winner...Fred McFred-Fred...

Randy: Don't you mean Fred Dukes?

RVD: No ya fool she didn't mean that Fred.

Rage: Yeah that Fred works at the.. ::starts doing the motion from The Village People:: Y.M.C.A.

::Jeff Hardy walks by and jumps on Psycho.::

Jeff: You gotz some skittles for me? I ate the last of mine....actually Kane ate the last of my skittles. ::in a drug addictive tone::

Eugene: Here. ::he hands Jeff a king size bag of skittles. Jeff's eyes go wide and he takes the bag from Eugene.::

Randy: You are too nice for your own good.

Psycho: And what is that suppose to mean?

RVD: Have no idea but what's that? ::points in the distance to a group of three people::

::They all are wearing dark blue and looks to be three people. A short guy was in front of the group representing the leader.::

Rage: Who in the blue hell are you guys?

The Rock: What did the Rock tell you about using his catch phrases?

Rage: It's 12:30 aren't you missing your soaps?

::The Rock yelps and runs home; The four guys walk over::

Logan: We are the police force and we're here to help crack down on drugs.

RVD: ::Chuckles::....hehe, you said crack...

The Punisher: He's got you there Logan.

Logan: You know why we are here?

Rage: To take Jef-

Logan: That's right, to take Eugene in for illegal possession of skittles...book 'im boys.

::They handcuff Eugene and shove him into the back of the police car::

Eugene: You'll hear from my lawyers and they'll slap a harassment charge on you so fast...um...er...I mean....Eugene.

::They all get into the car and drive off::

Psycho: Thanks go that warning Rob.

RVD: No Prob, but those weren't the dudes I was talking about...those dudes. ::points in the distance to another group of three people::

::They walk over; it's the F.B.I. Nunzio, Palumbo and Johnny The Bull::

Rage: Well look who we got here...Quiznos, Billy's bitch, and...the other guy.

Nunzio: No, we ain't playin'...we're the F.B.I.

Psycho: Hmm...what does that stand for? Full Blooded Idiots?

::RVD started cracking up::

RVD: Yeah, or like what does that stand for? Full Blooded Italians? ::RVD Cracks up at his joke; everyone just stared over at him and shook there head::

Nunzio: Anyway, we're The Full Blooded Italians, and we're the new mafia in town.

Johnny: Umm...boss...

Nunzio: Not now, can't you see I'm talking?

Johnny: B-but boss there's...

Nunzio: I don't care... ::Looks to his left and screams:: F.B.I. Run away!

::They ran away and Jack Black is chasing them with a guitar as his weapon::

Jack Black: Take this mother-bitches!

Psycho: That's it we are never leaving the office again.

-To Be Continued

Rage: Wait, what? No...not to be continued.

-Fine then...not to be continued.

Psycho: That's better.

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Psycho/Rage: Thanks for the reviews and for sitting through and reading this madness.