::The Team is walking along the sidewalk::
Psycho: This sucks, we have to walk all the way back to the friggen office!
Randy: Yeah, I know...why couldn't we take the van?
Psycho: Simple...because SOMEONE decided to give the van away!
Rage: I told you that I thought he was a magician...
Randy: Well what about a taxi?
::Psycho glares at Rage::
Rage: I told you...I thought she was a hooker!
Tabitha: I'm not a hooker...I'm just the freakin' hot dog vender!
Randy: Well this is just great...now we have to walk back to the office!
Psycho: Yeah Randy, we already established that....where's Rob?
Evan: He's hiding just encase it rains again.
::Snoop Dog walks past them with and umbrella in his hand::
Rage: Hey Snoop...what's the umbrella for?
Snoop: Just incase the gradual decrease in temperature that will cause the evaporated moisture into precipitate down upon us...
::Blank stares::
Psycho: What?
Snoop: Itz fo' drizzle...
Everyone: Oooooooooooooooooh....
::Snoop walks away::
Randy: What a nice man.
Psycho: Yeah really. Hey want to stop by the S.H.I.T. Surpressing comic shop?
Randy: What the hell kind of name for a comic shop is that?
Rage: ::shakes his head:: I knew we shouldn't have let Hurricane name his comic shop.
Psycho: What? All it means is Super Hero In Training Surpressing.
Batman: That is the most degrading name for all superheros.
Evan: Batman what are you doing here?
Batman: I was just walking by.
Rage: Yeah well if you see Jeff around tell him that I'm looking for him.
Batman: No problem.
::Batman walks away.::
Randy: Well that was just out of the ordinary.
Psycho: You're one to talk. So, are we going to stop at the comic shop or what?
Rage: I don't see why not.
::They walk three blocks and stop in front of the comic shop. In huge neon lights above the entrance reads; S.H.I.T. Surpressing comic shop. Under the abreviated letters were; Super Hero In Training. They all walk in. Hurricane is sitting behind the counter reading a comic. Rosie is passed out on the floor in one of the aisle.::
Rage: What happened to the big guy?
Hurricane: ::not looking up from his comic:: He had a little too much to drink at last night's Star Wars convention.
Randy: Man, you two are dorks.
Psycho: Pretty nice place you have set up here.
Hurricane: Yeah well I did use my hurri-powers bitch.
::Psycho glared at him::
Hurricane: Sorry, I just have to say 'bitch' everytime I'm allowed to talk.
::Just then Rosie walks in and the others gasp and look at the other Rosie over on the floor::
Pietro: Oh my god a doppleganger! ::Goes to attach Rosie but Rosie flys accross the room, running into Rage on the way:: She's fast, I must alert someone. ::Runs away::
Rage: Ahh! You flying fat man!
Rosie: I am far from bieng a man. ::Rosie transforms into Mystique::
Psycho: AHH! It's a creepy ladie man! Kill it! ::Tackles Mystique over the counter:: Fell my pain bitch!
::A couch appears and Rage, Randy and The Hurricane are sitting down on it::
Randy: This is hot...
Rage: Ohh yeah...
::Psycho and Mystique throw action figures at them::
Rage: Ahh! My eye!
Randy: Ouchy! My stomach!
Hurricane: Ouch! My cape!
Psycho: ::looks at Mystique while rolling her eyes at the guys:: They're such wimps.
Mystique: Yes they are.
Rage: Yeah well one of you got me in the eye.
Psycho: Then fix it.
Rage: But I'm no doctor.
Randy: You're better than a doctor. You're an author.
Rage: Ooooh yeeaaahhh. ::he pulls out a wand and waves it over his eye and it's all better again.:: I can see again!
Hurricane: And he's suppose to be an author around here.
Randy: Yeah but you learn to live with him.
::Psycho and Mystique continue fighting. The guys stop talking and watch the cat fight. Mystique rips Psycho's shirt sleeve off and then the other. So, it's like she's wearing a tank top now. Rosie gets up and sits down with the guys.::
Rosie: Popcorn anyone? ::he holds a big tub of buttered popcorn out and the rest grab a handful. They start eating.::
Randy: This is better than pay-per-view.
Rage: Yeah you got that right. So, who do you think will win?
Hurricane: My hurri-senses are telling me that citizen Psycho will win.
Rosie: The last time you said that your hurri-senses told you something. The Great Wall of China was being torn down by Evolution and Piotr.
Hurricane: Shut up, I had a cold that day so I was wrong about The Great Wall of China not being torn down.
::When Hurricane stopped talking. Mystique and Psycho were pulling each other's hair and the sprinkler system went off. Causing both women to get wet and the men's eyes to stay glued on them. Eating popcorn fast and randomly.::
::Rage and Randy nonchalontly grabbed a pillow each and covered thier laps::
Rage: Oh God I love comic shops...
Randy: I take what I said back they are far from dorky...
::Rosie is holding up a sign that says 'take it off' and Hurricane's sign says 'Go Psycho!' on it::
::All the men are intranced by Psycho and Mystique::
Hurricane: Kiss...kiss...kiss...kiss...::Hurricane started the chant and everyone joined in; Mystique and Psycho stopped fighting, look at them and sighed. They slowly walked over and none of the guys moved. They looked at each other and slapped all of the guys for being stupid::
Rage: Awww no more cat fighting?
Psycho: No there is no more cat fight.
::The sprinklers sunddenly shut off. Rosie holds up a sign that says, 'That sure was strange.' ::
Randy: So you do mean there will be another cat fight?
::Psycho grins and pulls Randy to the backroom.::
Hurricane: Aww man not the backroom.
Rage: Lucky bastard.
Rosie: ::holds up another sign that says. 'I somehow doubt that he's getting any.'::
Mystique: Would you stop holding up signs and just talk.
Rosie: :: holds up sign, 'No, don't want to talk.'::
::A few minutes later, Psycho walks out of the backroom dusting off her hands. She goes and sits down in Randy's spot.::
Rage: So, what happened? Was he good at it?
Psycho: Oh yeah he was sure definatly good at it.
::Randy comes out. His clothes a bit out of place and a busted lip.::
Hurricane: Dang she tore you up.
Randy: That was most unpleasent.
Rage: What did she do to you?
Randy: Whooped the shit out of me.
Mystique: Way to go Psycho.
Rosie: ::Holds up sign that says 'I told you he wasn't getting any'::
::Rage was getting tired of the signs now. He shot a blast of fire and set it aflame::
Mystique: Since when could you do that?
Rage: Since when could you do that?
Mystique: What? ::Mystique suddenly notices that she is hovering above the ground:: How the F- ::She falls back to the ground face first:: How did you do that?!
Psycho: Simple...he's a co-author...why do you think I can do this? ::Psycho is a bunny all of a sudden then she transforms back:: See? Simple.
Psycho/Rage: Author magic rulez! ::High-five each other::
::Evan appears out of nowhere::
Evan: Yeah you two are the best authors there are ever....AHH! Why the hell did I just say that?!
Psycho: ::Grins evily:: We control you with our author mind tricks...you cannot resist them...