Rage: We still own nothing.

Psycho: Yeah and we don't even own ourselves anymore.

Rage: Why is that? Who owns us?

Psycho: ::is laughing:: That was good. You should have seen your face.

::Vince McMahon appears::

Vince: Sorry but I really do own you two now. ::holds up signed contract to prove it::

Both Psycho and Rage: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----

Randy: Are we there yet?

Psycho: For the last time no.

Rage: Where are we going again?

Psycho: To the Brahma Bull Cafe. Since you two keep complaining on being hungry.

::After a long two block walk they finally come to the Brahma Bull Cafe.::

Randy: Hey this was my restaurant.

Rage: You stopped being manager so we gave The Rock the job now.

Psycho: So, basically you don't have a job and there is none left.

Randy: That is so unfair.

::They enter and are greeted by Jubilee.::

Jubilee: Welcome to the Brahma Bull and we hope to enjoy your meal.

Randy: So who's the main chef around here?

Jubilee: I think the Great One called him Rhyno.

Rage: Where is the Rock anyways?

::The Rock walks up to then wearing a suit.::

Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am not the Rock. In here I'm referred as the Great One. Seeing as this piece of monkey crap didn't have the balls to run a place like this. ::he pointed to Randy::

Randy: Hey that was so rude to say that to the Legend Killer.

Rage: Well Randy, if you're a legend killer and a legend...wouldn't you have to kill yourself.

Randy: It's like a paradox...

Rage: It's sure is.

::Perry Saturn entered the restaurant and was greeted by Jubilee::

Jubilee: Hey Mr. Saturn, how's it going?

Saturn: Monkies learn sign language to tell dolphins they love them...you're welcome.

Psycho: Wow...that was nonsensical.

Jubilee: O...k. We're gonna need our translator for this...TRANSLATOR GET OVER HERE! ::Doug Ramsey a.k.a. Cypher runs over.:: Tell me what he's saying.

Cypher: No problem, I can decipher and language human or other.

Saturn: Puppies eat apple sauce to help save the ozone layer...

Cypher: Does not compute... ::Smoke starts to come out of his ears and he falls to the ground::

Saturn: You're welcome...

Psycho: Well that proves that Saturn is an undecipherable person.

Randy: And I thought Eugene was bad.

Saturn: Petting kittens will keep evil clowns away.....you're welcome.

Rage: Maybe we should come back another time when..he's....not here.

Randy: Sounds like a good idea to me.

Rock: That's ok Perry does get a little weird when he's here.

Perry: Luck charms helps prevent weight loss.....you're welcome.

::The group left and walked on. Noticing two churches just down the street from Bramah Bull Cafe. Both on the opposite side of each other.::

Psycho: Well what's up with this?

Randy: Who really would go to church anymore?

::A guy wearing all white with a barbed-wire like cross in hand walks by. He stops and looks at Randy.::

???: God may forgive you for not believing in him but I will punish you for not believing in him.

Rage: Who are you?

???: I am Mordecai.

Rage: No you're not...

Mordecia: Yes I am!

Rage: Dude...no way. I know Mordi and him you are not.

Mordi: Yes I...DAMN AUTHOR! SPELL MY NAME RIGHT!!!

Psycho: Big baby... ::Psycho snaps fingers::

Mordecia: That's better...you have spelt my name incorrectly. You shall feel my revengence! Mwahahahaha! Ha! Hehe!

Randy: You're a few fries short of a happy meal, you know that?

???: Oh Brotha testify! ::a voice said from the other church::

Mordecia: Devon...why did you built that church here?! ::Mordecia looks pissed::

Devon: SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY...

Mordecia: Did someone tell you to put that church there? Someone by the name of...umm, I don't know....SATAN!

Devon: You know too much!

Mordecia: Bring it on!

::Bubba Ray walks out of the church and Warren flys down from the sky and they both stand behind Devon::

::Weird Al and Lance stand behind Mordecia::

Bubba Ray: DEVON! GET THE BIBLES!

Mordecia: POWER UP TEAM! ::With that Weird Al, Lance and Mordecia all went Super Saiyan::

Lance: We must battle. ::Both teams fly off into the distance, out of sight, and begin to fight::

::The rest just stood there and stared in awe::

Psycho: Well...that was a horrible...horrible plot twist.

Rage: Yes indeed it was....but I'm still hungry!

Randy: Yeah so am I. Let's go back to the office/house place to raid the fridge.

RVD: That sounds like a cool plan.

Rage: Where'd you come from?

RVD: I was walking around to try and find Raven.

Psycho: You ran out of your stash didn't ya?

RVD: ::hangs head and sniffles:: Yeah I did.

Rage: So, that explains your speaking in complete sentences now.

Randy: Well just walk with us and maybe on the way we'll met up with him.

::Now with RVD back, the team start walking again. Wondering why it's taking so long to get back to Psycho's house.::

RVD: My feet hurt from all this walking.

Randy: Yeah and why is it taking so long to get back?

Psycho: ::shrugs:: Dunno I'm not the one making it into a long walk.

::They all look at Rage. He starts to back off slolwly.::

Rage: Hehe. Come on guys it was just a little joke.

Randy: Well I'm not laughing and neither are the rest of us.

Rage: Uh-oh. Mommy.

::Rage takes off running with the others in hot pursuit. Suddenly, Rage runs into Kane and falls down. Kane glares at him.::

Kane: Watch where you are going.

Rage: Sorry but I'm about to be mugged.

Kane: By who?

RVD/Randy/Psycho: By us!

Kane: Oh well good luck. ::he walks away leaving Rage to deal with them alone.::

Rage: ::shouts after Kane; sarcastically:: Thanks a lot for the help.

::Suddenly finds himself tied up and hanging over a pit where Rahne is in her wolf form. Looking mighty hungry.::

Psycho: Good idea Randy.

Randy: No problem.

RVD: Got any last words before your food for the wolf?

Rage: Yeah. ::starts crying.:: I'm sorry I'll never do it again I swear.

::RVD, Randy and Psycho get into a huddle to take about what to do next after a few moments they come out of the huddle and walk over to .::

RVD: We have decided. ::He picked up an axe:: There can be only one... ::He was about to swing it::

Rage: Wait! Have you forgoten that I am a co-author! ::Snaps his fingers::

::Mick Foley appears dressed as Elmer Fudd holding a hunting rifle and aims it at Randy::

Foley: I'm huntin' Rwandies! ::Randy screamed and ran away with Foley chasing him::

::The Cookie Monster appears behind RVD::

Cookie Monster: RVD is for cookie and I'm going to eat your head. ::He sang::

RVD: Ahh! It's just like my nightmares!!! ::RVD ran out of the room screaming followed by the singing Cookie Monster::

::Psycho watched as Randy was chased out by Mick and RVD was chased out by Cookie Monster. She looks back at Rage.::

Psycho: Well you got rid of them but you can't get rid of me so easily.

Rage: Oh yeah?

Psycho: Yeah.

::Psycho picks up the axe RVD has dropped and was about to swing when all of a sudden. Violent J appears. Psycho looks at him.::

Violent J: Betta run before I fill you full of holes bitch. ::pulls out a .45 which is actually a water gun made to look real::

Psycho: Ahhhhh! Evil clown run away! ::drops axe and runs away::

Rage: Hey man get me down from here.

Violent J: No problem.

::Violent J helps Rage get down and unties him and they do a little hand shake::

Rahne: Why wont anyone let me out of here...I fell in here a few chapters ago and no one will let me out.

Rage: Oh...so you weren't going to kill me?

Rahne: Well no, actually I was going to...but can you blame me? I haven't eaten in days.

::They pulled her out of the hole and three horses appeared and the got on::

Rage: Let's go get some burgers guys...

Narrator: And the three amigos rode off into the sunset, never to be heard from again......well at least until next chapter.

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Psycho: Dang it. How could Rage pull on over me like that? Oh well another yet zany chapter done and out of the way.

Rage: Ah so you really don't like evil clowns? Then I gots me another person that can tag along with us.

Violent J: This is gonna be sweet. Scaring Psycho all the time.

Psycho: Nnnooooooo!