Rage: We're back by popular demand!
Psycho: The bad thing was that you guys didn't want us back.
Rage: Sorry.
Jack Black: WE OWN NOTHIN' MAN!
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::The Team is walking back to the office once again and passed a Adam Sandler sitting on the ground playing the guitar::
Adam Sandler:...OJ Simpson....not a Jew...but guess who is Hall of Famer Rod Carew...
::RVD tosses a quarter to him::
Psycho: How the hell does the plot keep changing like this?!
Rage: What do you mean?!
Psycho: Well one minute we're messing with Evan, then we're at a restaurant, then we're running away from random cameos and now we're giving money to singing actors....it's just so damn inconsistent!
Randy: You can only blame yourselves...after all, you guys do write this.
Rage: We do?
Psycho: Oh crap...is that what we were supposed to be doing?
RVD: Wait if you two weren't typing this.......who was? ::They all look at the readers::
Readers: What? We did nothing.
Randy: Oh my god that's very messed up.
Raven: What's messed up young Orton?
Randy: That we don't know who is writing this fic.
Raven: Well that is simple.
Rage: How can it be so simple just like that?
Psycho: Wait I think I understand what Raven is talking about.
Violent J: Do explain then?
Psycho: Ahhhh evil clown! ::runs away::
RVD: Oh great you scared her away.
Violent J: What? I can't help it if I look evil to her.
Rage: Oooo...k. Now what was that you were saying Raven?
Raven: It is the mind that writes the fic out.
Randy: And what's that suppose to mean?
Mastermind: That I write down everything that I see that goes on in your minds.
RVD: Duuude that's not cool.
Mastermind: Don't worry I don't write everything down.
Raven: You need to do business with me, RVD?
::Raven and RVD head away from the group to do business. After a few minutes, they come back over and RVD looks happy again, not to mention stoned.::
Violent J: Should we go find Psycho now?
::Bob Dole appears::
Bob: Bob Dole says that Bob Dole is the only person to eat a ham sandwich.
Rage: Bob Dole is right! We have to find her! Now the only way to find her is to think like her...::Thinks like her::
Violent J: Have you been able to think like her yet?
Rage: AHH! Evil clown!!! ::Runs away::
Randy: You are very bad for business...
Violent J: I know...I am ashamed.
RVD: Yeah you should be dude. Now there's two authors out there that can do damage.
Raven: Let's waste no time and start looking.
::Mission Impossible theme starts to play.::
Randy: That music doesn't seem to good to hear right now.
Violent J: Oh yeah man let's split up and search all possible areas.
Raven: Me and RVD will go check downtown and the zoo.
Randy: Yeah and me and Violent J will take uptown and check the mall.
::Downtown Muse World::
Violent J: Scooby-Scooby Dooby Doo...where are you? We've got some work ta d- ::Randy slapped him upside the head::
Randy: You're saying strange thing.....stop it.
Violent J: But...
Randy: I said nein!
Violent J: I say ten!
Chuck Norris: And I say you should buy this stupid workout machine that I sponsor. ::Chuck Norris takes all of Randy and Violent J's money and throws the machine at them:: No one defeats Walker: Texas Ranger. Muwahahaha! ::Runs away::
Randy: F------ Chuck Norris...
Violent J: Maybe the others are having better luck? ::He pulled the machine off of Randy and they headed into the mall::
::Uptown Museville...I mean Muse World::
Raven: Uptown girl....she's be living in her white bread world...da da dada da da dat doot doo. ::RVD kicks him out of his trance::
RVD: Shut up and look over there. ::RVD points to a cage in the zoo with Rage in it::
Rage: GET ME OUT OF HERE! PLEASE HELP, YOGI BEAR IS STARING AT ME!
Yogi: Mmm...author. ::We see Yogi looking at Rage and licking his lips::
Rage: AHH! He's going to eat me! ::Throws Pebbles at Yogi and it knocks him out::
Fred Flintstone: Hey that's my daughter! ::Punches Rage, picks up Pebbles and leaves::
::Downtown Muse world::
Randy: Finally we made it to the mall. That's the last time I trust you with directions.
Violent J: Well how was I suppose to know that last turn made us go to Mae Young and the Fabulous Moolah's house.
Randy: Oh well at least Christopher was nice even though he seems to have lost his sanity though.
::They enter the Mall::
Violent J: I'll search the top part of the mall and you search this part of the mall and meet back here in ten.
Randy: Sounds like a good plan.
::Ten minutes later. They meet back up and Violent J found himself a chick.::
Randy: Who's that?
Violent J: Yo dawg I can't believe you don't know who Lita is. I just saved her from this huge dude.
Lita: Yeah and we better go before he comes back.
Violent J: Yeah, we gave him some sand to play with but he'll find us soon.
::Kane comes out of a store with sand all over him but Donkey Kong throws Kane out the window::
Donkey Kong: L-i-t-a....
Randy: Uh-Oh...we need a plan.
::Violent J looks at Randy, picks him up then throws him at Donkey Kong and there is and explosion. When the smoke clears Randy is the only one left::
Randy: I hate you so much...
::Violent J throws a basketball at Randy's head and KOs him::
::Back at the Zoo....::
Rage: Thanks guys for getting me out of the cage.
RVD: We just couldn't leave a fellow author in that bear cage.
Raven: How did you end up there anyways?
Rage: ::shrugs:: I have no idea.
Raven: Now let's go try and find Psycho.
- To be continued...no, really it is to be continued this time.