A week later the four members of Evolution were making their way to the ring. The crowd booed as they entered the ring. Hunter did his usual water spitting, Randy posed at the turnbuckle, Ric was getting some the crowd to say his usual WOOO, and Batista was showing how ripped his was. Hunter grabbed a mic and began talking, "As all you idiots know," he was interrupted by the crowd and a "Asshole" chant but he shook it off and continued, "the members of Evolution and I have been in a losing streak as of late," the crowd interrupted again by cheering, "but tonight our luck is going to change, because we now have a new member of Evolution. Ladies and gentlemen, the first lady of Evolution...... Ms. Roxie Hart!"
Evolution's theme music hit and Roxie came out, wearing a sexy suit that hugged her curves in all the right places, she strutted down to the ring and Jim Ross began his commentary, "Well I can not believe it, there is a woman in Evolution."
"And all I have to say is puppies!" said Jerry "The King" Lawler, "She is so gorgeous. I want to join Evolution!" Roxie had just entered the ring and she shook hands with each member. Hunter then spun her around in a circle to show her off.
"Down boy," said JR, "I bet the reason why Evolution has a manager now is because of all the bad luck they have been having as of late." Hunter than handed her the mic that he was holding. "It looks like Ms. Hart has something so say.
"Thank you Hunter," spoke the silky voice of Roxie, "that's right ladies and gentlemen, I am the newest member of Evolution. With me by their sides, I will bring home all the gold back to their waists. Starting tonight with the tag team titles." Then Evolution's music hit and the five of them rose their joint hands in the air, with Roxie in the middle.
A half hour later Roxie was walking down the hallway when the World Tag Team Champions Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier aka La Résistance stopped her and the crowd booed. "Excuse me," said Roxie, and tried to continued on her way, but they stood in front of her, "can I help you?"
"Well Madame Hart," said Sylvain as a "USA" chant began from the crowd, "you think you can come in here and try to take the tag team from La Résistance... you won't."
"Yeah," said Rob, "La Résistance will not go down without a fight."
"Of course," said Sylvain as he walked up to her, "the French are lovers, not fighters." Sylvain then gently took a strand of her and stroked it feeling the softness of it, until Roxie moved her head away from him.
"Don't ever touch me," said Roxie, "and as for tonight, let me tell you this in a language you can understand," and in perfect French she said, "Vous n'êtes rien mais des porcs, vous pensez que vous pouvez étendre vos mains sur moi et m'attendre au swoon comme weakling, vous sont complètement erroné. Votre contact me rappelle un de poisson mort, froid et gluant ! Quant au ce soir, Batista et Flair battront vous vers le haut ainsi le mauvais que vous rendrez les titres d'équipe d'étiquette plus vite que Napoleon a fait chez Waterloo! J'ai offert vous bonne nuit et de bons messieurs de chance." With that she left leaving Conway and Grenier standing there looking shocked and the fans going nuts.
(A/N: For those who can't speak French, here is the translation: You are nothing but pigs, you think you can lay your hands on me and expect me to swoon like some weakling, you are dead wrong. Your touch reminds me of a dead fish, cold and slimy! As for tonight, Batista and Flair will beat you up so bad you will be surrendering the tag team titles quicker that Napoleon did at Waterloo! I bid you goodnight and good luck gentlemen. Continue reading and remember to review!)
At the end of the night, the tag match for the titles was going on, everyone was still amazed that Roxie stood up for Evolution and insulted them in their own language. Even though the fans despised Evolution Roxie was slowly beginning to win their hearts. Suddenly La Résistance's music hit and the crowd booed as Lilian Garcia spoke "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Tag Team championship! Making their way to the ring, first from Quebec Canada, at a combine weight of 465lbs, they are the World Tag Team Champions, Sylvain Grenier and Rob Conway, La Résistance!" La Résistance came into the ring and waved their Quebec flags with pride as the crowd began a "USA" chant. A couple minutes later Evolution's theme music hit and the fans gave a little better of a response. Flair, Batista and Roxie came out and the crowd cheered a little more. They each did a pose and the pyro cascaded down behind them. Then Roxie slipped a hand on each of Flair's and Batista's extended arms and they headed toward the ring as Lilian said, "and their opponents, being accompanied by Roxie Hart, at a combined weight of 518lbs, representing Evolution, Batista and the Nature Boy Ric Flair!" When they got to the ring, Flair and Batista entered the ring, then opened the ropes for her. She entered and then the boys posed as Roxie applauded them and showed them off to the crowd. After that each team when to their proper corner, Earl Hebner took the titles from La Résistance, showed them to everyone and the match began.
About ten minutes later the match was still going on strong with Flair and Conway in the ring, there was chops and punches and moves going around. Roxie was leaning against the ring with an angle so right whenever the camera showed her, it gave people the best view down her shirt. Jerry "The King" Lawler, was in heaven as he said, "Oh my, look at Roxie, what I wouldn't give to be in Evolution right now."
"King, we have a match to commentate and all you can think about is Roxie's puppies!"
"Come on JR, if you were a single man you would be interested in her as well, I am sure Evolution are thinking they are the luckiest men in the-"
JR interrupted him when he said, "Oh my God, Flair and Conway had just collided heads! They are both down, this is the turning point of the match, and Roxie is looking concern for her teammate."
"Come on Flair!!" screamed Roxie as she slapped her hands the mat to get Flair up, "Come Ric, you can do it!!!" Batista was also rooting for Ric to crawl to the ring, as Roxie as got the fans involved. Sure enough Ric got to Batista just as Conway got to Grenier. "Yes!" screamed Roxie and jumped for joy, "get him Batista!" The crowd went nuts as the two battled it out for control with Batista gaining it. Batista hit a strong move, but before the count of three Conway broke the count and Flair got back in and clothesline Conway out of the ring. Grenier was going for his finishing move, but Batista reversed it into his power bomb for the 1-2-3! "Yes!" screamed Roxie and slid into the ring as Evolution's theme music hit the titantron.
The fans cheer as the ref took the titles from the crewman and Lilian said, "Your winners and the NEW tag team champions, Ric Flair and Batista!" Ric rolled into the ring and smiled when the ref handed him and Batista the titles. Roxie clapped at the ref raised the men's hands in victory. The ref then went to check on La Résistance as Roxie then hugged Flair and Batista lifted her into the air. When he lowered her down, she rose their hands and they rose the titles over their heads.
After that the left with ring, and went back to their dressing room where they were greeted by Orton and Hunter. "Great match guys!" said Hunter as he hugged each of them then looked at Roxie, "and you Ms. Hart, you proved yourself worthy." He hugged her as a sign of friendship.
"Thanks Hunter," said Roxie, but motioned to Flair and Batista, "but they did the work. I just was there for support."
"Well," said Randy, "because of you, Evolution is making their way back to the top!" When Randy looked at Roxie, she felt something come over her, but she thought it was just the adrenaline rush slowing down.
"Here here," said Ric as he popped a bottle of champagne and poured five glass, "I would like to propose a toast." Everyone took a glass as Ric continued, "To Roxie Hart, the best thing that has came to Evolution. May she continue to bring success and gold to Evolution. To Roxie!"
"To Roxie!" said Batista, Orton and HHH together as they clinked glasses and took a sip.
Then Roxie spoke, "To Evolution, the most powerful force in the WWE and my it grow even more powerful as the time goes on."
"To Evolution!" They all said and clinked glasses again and took a sip. After that Hunter spoke, "All right folks, after Dave and Flair shower, let's go out and celebrate!"
"All right!" said Randy, "tonight is going to be a great night!" Then everyone went to do what they had to do.
When Roxie was alone she smiled as she said, "One down, two to go." She then grabbed her bag, and then she joined the men, hopped into their limo and they went out and celebrated the whole night long.
Evolution's theme music hit and Roxie came out, wearing a sexy suit that hugged her curves in all the right places, she strutted down to the ring and Jim Ross began his commentary, "Well I can not believe it, there is a woman in Evolution."
"And all I have to say is puppies!" said Jerry "The King" Lawler, "She is so gorgeous. I want to join Evolution!" Roxie had just entered the ring and she shook hands with each member. Hunter then spun her around in a circle to show her off.
"Down boy," said JR, "I bet the reason why Evolution has a manager now is because of all the bad luck they have been having as of late." Hunter than handed her the mic that he was holding. "It looks like Ms. Hart has something so say.
"Thank you Hunter," spoke the silky voice of Roxie, "that's right ladies and gentlemen, I am the newest member of Evolution. With me by their sides, I will bring home all the gold back to their waists. Starting tonight with the tag team titles." Then Evolution's music hit and the five of them rose their joint hands in the air, with Roxie in the middle.
A half hour later Roxie was walking down the hallway when the World Tag Team Champions Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier aka La Résistance stopped her and the crowd booed. "Excuse me," said Roxie, and tried to continued on her way, but they stood in front of her, "can I help you?"
"Well Madame Hart," said Sylvain as a "USA" chant began from the crowd, "you think you can come in here and try to take the tag team from La Résistance... you won't."
"Yeah," said Rob, "La Résistance will not go down without a fight."
"Of course," said Sylvain as he walked up to her, "the French are lovers, not fighters." Sylvain then gently took a strand of her and stroked it feeling the softness of it, until Roxie moved her head away from him.
"Don't ever touch me," said Roxie, "and as for tonight, let me tell you this in a language you can understand," and in perfect French she said, "Vous n'êtes rien mais des porcs, vous pensez que vous pouvez étendre vos mains sur moi et m'attendre au swoon comme weakling, vous sont complètement erroné. Votre contact me rappelle un de poisson mort, froid et gluant ! Quant au ce soir, Batista et Flair battront vous vers le haut ainsi le mauvais que vous rendrez les titres d'équipe d'étiquette plus vite que Napoleon a fait chez Waterloo! J'ai offert vous bonne nuit et de bons messieurs de chance." With that she left leaving Conway and Grenier standing there looking shocked and the fans going nuts.
(A/N: For those who can't speak French, here is the translation: You are nothing but pigs, you think you can lay your hands on me and expect me to swoon like some weakling, you are dead wrong. Your touch reminds me of a dead fish, cold and slimy! As for tonight, Batista and Flair will beat you up so bad you will be surrendering the tag team titles quicker that Napoleon did at Waterloo! I bid you goodnight and good luck gentlemen. Continue reading and remember to review!)
At the end of the night, the tag match for the titles was going on, everyone was still amazed that Roxie stood up for Evolution and insulted them in their own language. Even though the fans despised Evolution Roxie was slowly beginning to win their hearts. Suddenly La Résistance's music hit and the crowd booed as Lilian Garcia spoke "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Tag Team championship! Making their way to the ring, first from Quebec Canada, at a combine weight of 465lbs, they are the World Tag Team Champions, Sylvain Grenier and Rob Conway, La Résistance!" La Résistance came into the ring and waved their Quebec flags with pride as the crowd began a "USA" chant. A couple minutes later Evolution's theme music hit and the fans gave a little better of a response. Flair, Batista and Roxie came out and the crowd cheered a little more. They each did a pose and the pyro cascaded down behind them. Then Roxie slipped a hand on each of Flair's and Batista's extended arms and they headed toward the ring as Lilian said, "and their opponents, being accompanied by Roxie Hart, at a combined weight of 518lbs, representing Evolution, Batista and the Nature Boy Ric Flair!" When they got to the ring, Flair and Batista entered the ring, then opened the ropes for her. She entered and then the boys posed as Roxie applauded them and showed them off to the crowd. After that each team when to their proper corner, Earl Hebner took the titles from La Résistance, showed them to everyone and the match began.
About ten minutes later the match was still going on strong with Flair and Conway in the ring, there was chops and punches and moves going around. Roxie was leaning against the ring with an angle so right whenever the camera showed her, it gave people the best view down her shirt. Jerry "The King" Lawler, was in heaven as he said, "Oh my, look at Roxie, what I wouldn't give to be in Evolution right now."
"King, we have a match to commentate and all you can think about is Roxie's puppies!"
"Come on JR, if you were a single man you would be interested in her as well, I am sure Evolution are thinking they are the luckiest men in the-"
JR interrupted him when he said, "Oh my God, Flair and Conway had just collided heads! They are both down, this is the turning point of the match, and Roxie is looking concern for her teammate."
"Come on Flair!!" screamed Roxie as she slapped her hands the mat to get Flair up, "Come Ric, you can do it!!!" Batista was also rooting for Ric to crawl to the ring, as Roxie as got the fans involved. Sure enough Ric got to Batista just as Conway got to Grenier. "Yes!" screamed Roxie and jumped for joy, "get him Batista!" The crowd went nuts as the two battled it out for control with Batista gaining it. Batista hit a strong move, but before the count of three Conway broke the count and Flair got back in and clothesline Conway out of the ring. Grenier was going for his finishing move, but Batista reversed it into his power bomb for the 1-2-3! "Yes!" screamed Roxie and slid into the ring as Evolution's theme music hit the titantron.
The fans cheer as the ref took the titles from the crewman and Lilian said, "Your winners and the NEW tag team champions, Ric Flair and Batista!" Ric rolled into the ring and smiled when the ref handed him and Batista the titles. Roxie clapped at the ref raised the men's hands in victory. The ref then went to check on La Résistance as Roxie then hugged Flair and Batista lifted her into the air. When he lowered her down, she rose their hands and they rose the titles over their heads.
After that the left with ring, and went back to their dressing room where they were greeted by Orton and Hunter. "Great match guys!" said Hunter as he hugged each of them then looked at Roxie, "and you Ms. Hart, you proved yourself worthy." He hugged her as a sign of friendship.
"Thanks Hunter," said Roxie, but motioned to Flair and Batista, "but they did the work. I just was there for support."
"Well," said Randy, "because of you, Evolution is making their way back to the top!" When Randy looked at Roxie, she felt something come over her, but she thought it was just the adrenaline rush slowing down.
"Here here," said Ric as he popped a bottle of champagne and poured five glass, "I would like to propose a toast." Everyone took a glass as Ric continued, "To Roxie Hart, the best thing that has came to Evolution. May she continue to bring success and gold to Evolution. To Roxie!"
"To Roxie!" said Batista, Orton and HHH together as they clinked glasses and took a sip.
Then Roxie spoke, "To Evolution, the most powerful force in the WWE and my it grow even more powerful as the time goes on."
"To Evolution!" They all said and clinked glasses again and took a sip. After that Hunter spoke, "All right folks, after Dave and Flair shower, let's go out and celebrate!"
"All right!" said Randy, "tonight is going to be a great night!" Then everyone went to do what they had to do.
When Roxie was alone she smiled as she said, "One down, two to go." She then grabbed her bag, and then she joined the men, hopped into their limo and they went out and celebrated the whole night long.