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Serpentine Romeo
By Black Rapture
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Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters, places, and objects belong to Warner Brothers and her majesty J.K. Rowling, Queen of All Literature. (King, of course, being J.R.R. Tolkien! Oh yeah, Legolas is a hottie!)
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I wasn't sure when we first began
That you were better than
Any other man
I wanted you to prove you were my Superman
Played hard to get when we first met
Not gonna give in yet wanna make you sweat
Didn't want to connect and loose my self-respect
Didn't expect your impure effect
Didn't know I'd found
My serpentine romeo
Hit with cupid's bow
It was touch and go
Yes and no
Are you friend or foe?
I've got a right to know
'Cause when you said hello
We did a do si do
High and low
Although it's ready, set, go
Under the mistletoe
I'm caught in the undertow
With my serpentine romeo
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Chapter Three - Devil's Influence
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The following morning began in much the same way. Hermione ambled into the bathroom to see Draco in nothing but his god-forsaken boxers the sexy bastard. He had finished brushing his teeth just as she put her toothbrush in her mouth.
" Granger, do you mind? "
" What? "
" I have to piss if you don't mind. " Draco said. Hermione rinsed her mouth out and smirked at Draco.
" I don't. " And with that, she resumed the brushing of her teeth.
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Draco glared at her in the mirror, only to see her eyes alight with satisfaction. ' No way is she winning this. ' Draco decided. He therefore lifted up the toilet bowl and went about his business.
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She choked on her own spit. Draco flushed the toilet and smiled wickedly.
" Talk about eating your words. " he commented.
" Shut up. "
" Why should I? "
" Because, " her eyes flickered to *cough* 'little Draco' and back up to his face. " You don't have much to brag about. " She actually saw a slight pink tinge in his cheeks. He opened his mouth only to shut it again, then stormed out of the bathroom. Hermione shrieked with glee. ' Serves him write for torturing me with his yumminess. Though I'm sure what I said isn't the least bit true. '
Hermione put her toothbrush back in it's holder and began undressing to get into the shower. As she was pulling off her top, Draco suddenly came back in. She screamed. He looked at her and rolled his eyes.
" Give me a break. " he muttered before grabbing his hair gel and exiting again. Hermione was slightly disappointed.
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' Holy Merlin! ' Draco thought as he shut the door behind him. ' Who would have thought she was hiding that under her robes? ' Draco knew that the image of her bra would be emblazed on his eyelids all day long.
He moaned. Did it have to be black?
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" I can't believe that ass! " Hermione complained to Ginny later that day in the library. " Really, dancing around in his boxers just to flaunt his stupid six-pack and show of his idiotic sexy leg segmentation. "
" His what? "
" His leg segmentation. "
" What? "
" You know, the line they have where their legs like join to their torso or whatever. "
" Oh yeah, that is sexy. "
" Bloody prat better stop doing it before I rape him. " Hermione said more to herself than to Ginny as she gathered up her books and headed back to her common room.
Ginny stared after her. ' I know Malfoy is hot and everything, but she's getting a tad obsessive. '
' This is the last straw. ' Hermione thought firmly, ' I'm going to put him through the same torture he's put me. He'll be drooling. '
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Draco had problems going to sleep that night. As he suspected, the image that had haunted him all day made an appearance in his dreams as well.
When he woke up the next morning, he was grumpy at his stupid dreams involving that stupid mudblood and her stupid bra. He stretched, yawned and headed to the bathroom. He heard Hermione humming to herself. ' So she finally woke up first. ' Draco thought absentmindedly as he opened the door. He froze. His jaw hit the floor.
There was Hermione, brushing her teeth, with much of nothing covering her body. She was in her knickers, and a sinfully tiny top that exposed her stomach. She looked over at him and rose an eyebrow.
" Are you alright? " she asked innocently. ' Innocent my ass. ' Draco thought.
" No, I'm fine. " he responded, stretching back to show-off his fabulously firm stomach. She glared at him. He smirked and began to brush his teeth.
Hermione knocked her tube of toothpaste off the counter and bent down to pick it up. She did all this painfully slow as to give him a lengthy view of her backside. Draco narrowed his eyes. ' Damn her. '
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' That's what he gets for his stupid hard-as-a-rock abs. ' Hermione thought evilly. She set the toothpaste back on the counter. Hermione rinsed her mouth out and took off her shirt as Draco watched with wide eyes in the mirror. She stepped into the shower and shut the door.
" What the bloody hell are you doing? " Draco demanded. Her head appeared again.
" Surely you're not that stupid. " she commented as her arm reappeared, tossing her bra onto the floor of the bathroom. Her arm reappeard a moment later, dangling her knickers, before dropping them to the floor as well.
[-]
' What the hell would her little virgin-eyed Gryffindors say if they could see her now? ' Was all Draco could think. He watched the water cascade over her curvaceous body through the opaque glass of the shower. Five minutes later, her hand grabbed a towel, and she came out.
" Still here? " she smirked before grabbing her clothes and disappearing back to her room. ' Damn her to hell and back! ' Draco thought angrily as he stepped into the shower.
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' I cannot believe I just did that! ' Hermione thought gleefully to herself. ' He was about to pass out! Serves him right. ' She turned to her bed and began packing her school bag. A moment later she felt a hot breath in her ear.
" Forget something? " Draco's deep voice asked. She turned around to see Draco in his damned towel, looking so damn delicious with drops of water running down his chest, dangling her bra in his hand. He smirked wickedly as she made a grab for it, but he was tall, and easily held it beyond her reach. Her grabbed her around the waist, leaning towards her until their mouths were less than an inch apart. Her eyes fluttered closed. ' He's going to kiss me!! Oh sweet Merlin!! '
" See you in potions. " he whispered, his hand brushing her bum. She heard a door shut and opened her eyes. Draco was gone, and her bra was hanging on the bathroom doorknob.
" That horrid bastard! " she shrieked aloud before grabbing her bag and going down for breakfast, in a very bad mood indeed.
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Serpentine Romeo
By Black Rapture
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters, places, and objects belong to Warner Brothers and her majesty J.K. Rowling, Queen of All Literature. (King, of course, being J.R.R. Tolkien! Oh yeah, Legolas is a hottie!)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I wasn't sure when we first began
That you were better than
Any other man
I wanted you to prove you were my Superman
Played hard to get when we first met
Not gonna give in yet wanna make you sweat
Didn't want to connect and loose my self-respect
Didn't expect your impure effect
Didn't know I'd found
My serpentine romeo
Hit with cupid's bow
It was touch and go
Yes and no
Are you friend or foe?
I've got a right to know
'Cause when you said hello
We did a do si do
High and low
Although it's ready, set, go
Under the mistletoe
I'm caught in the undertow
With my serpentine romeo
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Chapter Three - Devil's Influence
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The following morning began in much the same way. Hermione ambled into the bathroom to see Draco in nothing but his god-forsaken boxers the sexy bastard. He had finished brushing his teeth just as she put her toothbrush in her mouth.
" Granger, do you mind? "
" What? "
" I have to piss if you don't mind. " Draco said. Hermione rinsed her mouth out and smirked at Draco.
" I don't. " And with that, she resumed the brushing of her teeth.
[-]
Draco glared at her in the mirror, only to see her eyes alight with satisfaction. ' No way is she winning this. ' Draco decided. He therefore lifted up the toilet bowl and went about his business.
[-]
She choked on her own spit. Draco flushed the toilet and smiled wickedly.
" Talk about eating your words. " he commented.
" Shut up. "
" Why should I? "
" Because, " her eyes flickered to *cough* 'little Draco' and back up to his face. " You don't have much to brag about. " She actually saw a slight pink tinge in his cheeks. He opened his mouth only to shut it again, then stormed out of the bathroom. Hermione shrieked with glee. ' Serves him write for torturing me with his yumminess. Though I'm sure what I said isn't the least bit true. '
Hermione put her toothbrush back in it's holder and began undressing to get into the shower. As she was pulling off her top, Draco suddenly came back in. She screamed. He looked at her and rolled his eyes.
" Give me a break. " he muttered before grabbing his hair gel and exiting again. Hermione was slightly disappointed.
[-]
' Holy Merlin! ' Draco thought as he shut the door behind him. ' Who would have thought she was hiding that under her robes? ' Draco knew that the image of her bra would be emblazed on his eyelids all day long.
He moaned. Did it have to be black?
[-]
" I can't believe that ass! " Hermione complained to Ginny later that day in the library. " Really, dancing around in his boxers just to flaunt his stupid six-pack and show of his idiotic sexy leg segmentation. "
" His what? "
" His leg segmentation. "
" What? "
" You know, the line they have where their legs like join to their torso or whatever. "
" Oh yeah, that is sexy. "
" Bloody prat better stop doing it before I rape him. " Hermione said more to herself than to Ginny as she gathered up her books and headed back to her common room.
Ginny stared after her. ' I know Malfoy is hot and everything, but she's getting a tad obsessive. '
' This is the last straw. ' Hermione thought firmly, ' I'm going to put him through the same torture he's put me. He'll be drooling. '
[-]
Draco had problems going to sleep that night. As he suspected, the image that had haunted him all day made an appearance in his dreams as well.
When he woke up the next morning, he was grumpy at his stupid dreams involving that stupid mudblood and her stupid bra. He stretched, yawned and headed to the bathroom. He heard Hermione humming to herself. ' So she finally woke up first. ' Draco thought absentmindedly as he opened the door. He froze. His jaw hit the floor.
There was Hermione, brushing her teeth, with much of nothing covering her body. She was in her knickers, and a sinfully tiny top that exposed her stomach. She looked over at him and rose an eyebrow.
" Are you alright? " she asked innocently. ' Innocent my ass. ' Draco thought.
" No, I'm fine. " he responded, stretching back to show-off his fabulously firm stomach. She glared at him. He smirked and began to brush his teeth.
Hermione knocked her tube of toothpaste off the counter and bent down to pick it up. She did all this painfully slow as to give him a lengthy view of her backside. Draco narrowed his eyes. ' Damn her. '
[-]
' That's what he gets for his stupid hard-as-a-rock abs. ' Hermione thought evilly. She set the toothpaste back on the counter. Hermione rinsed her mouth out and took off her shirt as Draco watched with wide eyes in the mirror. She stepped into the shower and shut the door.
" What the bloody hell are you doing? " Draco demanded. Her head appeared again.
" Surely you're not that stupid. " she commented as her arm reappeared, tossing her bra onto the floor of the bathroom. Her arm reappeard a moment later, dangling her knickers, before dropping them to the floor as well.
[-]
' What the hell would her little virgin-eyed Gryffindors say if they could see her now? ' Was all Draco could think. He watched the water cascade over her curvaceous body through the opaque glass of the shower. Five minutes later, her hand grabbed a towel, and she came out.
" Still here? " she smirked before grabbing her clothes and disappearing back to her room. ' Damn her to hell and back! ' Draco thought angrily as he stepped into the shower.
[-]
' I cannot believe I just did that! ' Hermione thought gleefully to herself. ' He was about to pass out! Serves him right. ' She turned to her bed and began packing her school bag. A moment later she felt a hot breath in her ear.
" Forget something? " Draco's deep voice asked. She turned around to see Draco in his damned towel, looking so damn delicious with drops of water running down his chest, dangling her bra in his hand. He smirked wickedly as she made a grab for it, but he was tall, and easily held it beyond her reach. Her grabbed her around the waist, leaning towards her until their mouths were less than an inch apart. Her eyes fluttered closed. ' He's going to kiss me!! Oh sweet Merlin!! '
" See you in potions. " he whispered, his hand brushing her bum. She heard a door shut and opened her eyes. Draco was gone, and her bra was hanging on the bathroom doorknob.
" That horrid bastard! " she shrieked aloud before grabbing her bag and going down for breakfast, in a very bad mood indeed.
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