|Pirates, Elves, and Balloons | | | |CHAPTER 2: Buckets, Pails of Water, and Waves, wot, wot? | | | |Disclaimer: I don't own Rachel. She exists so she owns herself. | |Thank you Rachel for putting my story on fanfiction since I have | |no clue how. I do own Catie and Kianna cause they randomly popped | |into my head and I started writing about them. I don't own Lord of| |the Rings (My last name is NOT Tolkien) or Pirates of the | |Caribbean. BTW: I also don't own the hare speech from Redwall even| |though I changed some words. | | | |Intro: As you might remember (Unless your me and have to check | |fanfic to see what last happened in your own story) we left the | |characters when Rachel and Darwin had disappeared. Captain Jack | |Sparrow and Legolas had just boarded the ship which I have now | |decided to call the S.S. Squishy. Let chapter 2 begin!!!! *starts | |waving balloons around* | | | |The moment you've all been waiting for...drum roll please! | |*listens to drums* CHAPTER 2! | | | | | |"Nothing!" Kianna informed Legolas cheerfully. | | | |Kianna was the sole person to speak. Most likely because everyone | |else had expressions of shock frozen on their faces. | | | |"Hey, mate." Jack Sparrow said turning to Legolas. | | | |"Sup bro?" Legolas replied. | | | |"Anyone ever tell you that you look like Will Turner?" Jack asked.| | | | | | | |"The dead one who can't die or the one who has the cool hat?" | |Legolas wondered. | | | |"The one with the hat, it is a cool hat!" Jack said. | | | |"Hmm....don't believe anyone's ever told me I look like him." | |Legolas said. | | | |"Are you Legolas?" Catie asked. | | | |"No he's Mr. Potato Head!" Jackie whispered. | | | |"WOW! I've never met a real potato before! Can i have your | |autograph?" Kianna asked in amazement. | | | |"Is she a bit...touched in the head?" Legolas wondered. | | | |"Just between us, I've been wondering the same thing!" Jack | |Sparrow muttered to Legolas. | | | |"Did you guys kidnap Rachel and Darwin?" Catie asked. | | | |"Who is Darwin anyway?" Jackie wondered. | | | |"Why would we kidnap anyone?" Jack asked. | | | |"And why would we leave that big mark on the deck?" Legolas | |pointed out. | | | |"Hmm...I guess you're right!" Jackie said. | | | |"That mark was clearly left by none other than the infamous | |pirate, Captain Barbosa!" Jack announced. | | | |The whole seventh grade was quiet, for the first time in their | |lives. | | | |"Ahhhhh!" everyone screamed. There was a mad rush to reach the | |lifeboats and paddle away. Jackie, Catie, Kianna, Legolas, Jack, | |and a couple students named Raige, and Carlos. | | | |"Where'd everybody go?!" Kianna asked. | | | |"They jumped off the boat." Carlos replied. | | | |"Riiiiight" Catie said. | | | |"I hate it when you say that. It makes me feel stupid." Raige | |replied. | |Catie rolled her eyes. | | | |"Could you guys get along for like...one second." Catie said. | | | |"Doubt it." Catie answered pessimistically. | | | |"People! We have a problem!" Catie announced. | | | |"We do?" Kianna said. | | | |"We are in the middle of the ocean, two people have just gone | |missing, and Catie and Raige are | |within three feet of each other." Jackie explained. | | | |"Well then let's find Rachel and Darwin!" Kianna suggested. | | | |"What a great idea!" Carlos exclaimed. | | | |"Okay, so...where do we start?" Raige wondered. | | | |"Well may I make a suggestion?" Jack asked wandering over, without| |waiting for an answer he launched into a plan. | | | |"So we ride the jolly ol' ship over to their jolly ol' ship and | |knock on the spankin' sea doors, and when them young, undying, | |folks open the jolly good doors, we run in and grab your happy ol'| |friends." | | | |"You don't sound like you do in the movie. You sound like the | |hares in Redwall." Jackie said. | | | |"Wot, wot?" Jack said,"I've been practicing. | | | |"The plan sounds good." Kianna said,"Let's get ready to rock!" | | | |"One problem." Raige announced. | | | |Everyone turned to look at him. | | | |"We're on a sinking ship." | |The small group turned to face the large hole that had appeared | |when the sea monster had popped in. No one had noticed that they | |were standing in knee-deep water. | | | |"Houston we have a problem!" Catie said. | | | |"*cough*line stealer*cough*" Raige coughed. | | | |Raige was forced to duck as Catie swung a pailful of water at him | | | |"Owww!" Raige said annoyed. | | | |"Well...let's get off this boat!" Kianna suggested. | | | |"Good idea!" Carlos said. | | | |Jackie, Catie, Jack, Raige, Carlos, and Legolas jumped off the | |boat into the water. | | | |"Shouldn't we have grabbed something to float on?" Legolas | |wondered. | | | |"I'm a step ahead of you!" Kianna said as she jumped into the | |water holding a large piece of wood. | | | |"Where did you get that?" Jackie wondered. | | | |"It's a door!" Kianna announced proudly. | | | |"How did you get a door off the hingey thingys in 30 seconds?" | |Jack asked. | | | |"I didn't!" Kianna said. | | | |"Then how did you get it off?" Raige asked. | | | |"Well...you know that bucket that Catie threw at you?" | | | |"Yes..." | | | |"Well it went straight through the door!" | | | |"Then wouldn't there be a big hole somewhere?" Jackie asked. | | | |"Yes...good point! How did this door get off the wall?" Kianna | |wondered. | | | |"YOU took it! You should know! You killed the llama!" Carlos | |yelled. | | | |"What llama?" Legolas asked. | | | |"You don't want to know!" Jackie insisted. | | | |"Do you think that there's a chance that the big wave right there | |is going to be a bad thing?" Catie asked. | | | |Everyone turned around to see the tsunami wave crawling up behind | |them. | | | |"Hope you mates are jolly good swimmers, wot, wot!" Jack said | |cheerily. | | | | | | | |Will the friends escape the giant wave? Will they find their | |friends? Who is Darwin? Will these questions even be answered in | |the next chapter? Well...only one way to find out! Read it! AND | |REVIEW IT!!! |