DISCLAIMER: Nope, I don't own Lord of the Rings or Pirates of the Caribbean
or the wot, wot? thing from Redwall. All I own is Joey the clay squirrel
who was stolen last year, two days after he was made. We shall mourn the
loss.
Please don't flame my story if you aren't going to leave your e-mail. If you are going to insult my story, or me stand up for what you're saying and don't be a coward and run away.
Please review. You may read no further unless you review my story! Muwuahahaha! JK! Read on but please review when you're done!
BTW, later on in the chapter, the characters tell stories. If they sound familiar, that is because my friend THECheeseTurkey uses them in her stories. I, however, am the person who wrote them. Please do not use them without my permission. If you want to use them, e-mail me at Jackie692aol.com or LaughElf13aol.com
(This is THECheeseTurkey butting in! Yeah, I put this story up for Jackie and just wanted to say HI! To everyone! Love the turkey story, Partner in cheesy crimes! Just had to ask you to PLEASE SPACE in-between paragraphs! I would make my job easier! Thankies! Bye for now! !)
We left our characters on a boat sailing out to sea after encountering Will Turner and possibly insane women named Saxifraga Sarmentosa. Shortly after boarding the boat, Legolas popped up, speaking only in rhyme. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
......................... ...
"Hey it's Legolas!" Raige shouted.
"Einstein walks among us!" Catie announced sarcastically.
"So do aliens and Elvis." Kianna said happily.
"Maybe you aren't so smart. Perhaps you could take up art. If you don't have to look up the meaning, when you're done the....what rhymes with meaning?" Legolas started.
"Beaning, Deaning, Cleaning, Preening." Jackie suggested.
"When you're done the preening!" Legolas finished.
"Well, you jolly ol' chap! What're ya thinkin'? That doesn't make one jolly bit of sense!" Jack exclaimed.
"Oh go buy a hat!" Carlos said.
"Why don't you?" Jack asked.
"Okay!" Carlos said as he jumped off the boat.
Everyone ran to see where he had gone.
"Where is he?" Jackie wondered.
"He's gone" Kianna said!
"Well chaps, old Carthingy seems to be M.I.A. Let's carry on with our jolly ol' tasks" Jack suggested.
"Land ho!" shouted Raige from the front of the boat.
"Land ho!" Catie shouted from the front of the boat.
"So we've heard."Jackie said.
"Well I said it first!" Raige said.
"No you didn't!" Catie announced,"I did!"
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Whatever!" Kianna intervened.
"The point is we see land all covered in sand. And a group of people dressed as a band." Legolas announced.
"You're right! I think it's Bermuda. Do you think that's where the pirates landed?" Raige asked.
"No. Probably on their island in the Caribbean. That's the only place I can think of." Legolas said.
"How do you know?" Catie asked,"And why aren't you rhyming?"
"I'm smart" Legolas announced,"And nothing rhymes with Caribbean."
"Riiiiiiiight" Jackie said.
"Don't say that! It makes me feel stupid!" Raige complained.
"Let's play a game!" Kianna suggested.
"The story game!" said Jackie.
"Oooh yeah!" Kianna agreed.
"All you do is make up a story explaining something!" Raige said.
"Okay."
"Sure."
"Count me in!"
"Ditto!" a new voice called.
"Who's that?!" Jackie asked as she jumped backward in shock, karate- chopping Catie in the leg.
"Oww!" Catie complained.
"Baby" Raige said.
"Stop talking about yourself" Catie shot back.
"Don't fight! Be nice!" the stranger called. Clad in a long black cloak with a purple lining, the stranger was certainly a strange sight. She was uncommonly tall with a pair of dark jeans that looked excellent with a violet colored shirt with long, draping, peasant sleeves. If you had seen the outfit on anyone else it would have looked awful, yet on this strange person it was comely.
"The name's Sarah. And I'm the person you have been waiting for." Sarah said.
"You're just in time for the game! Can I start?" Jackie asked.
"Sure" was the general reply.
"Here it goes:
Every November we celebrate a special holiday called Thanksgiving. In another land far far away from here, a group of people called the Turkanawanaijuwedafochs, or the Turkas as they are more commonly known, celebrate a holiday quite similar. A symbol of this holiday is a picture of a turkey. Little do they know, the turkey is a fearsome beast. Especially the evil turkey! Dundundundunnnn."
"It all started when the Turkas and Jonas became friends. The Turkas forgot their alliance with the turkeys and cooked the leader turkey, also known as the Kabob for dinner. This infuriated the turkeys! A small council met. They called themselves the Wanna Kill Those Who Killed and Roasted the Great and Powerful Kabob. Or W.K.T.W.K.R.G.P.K. Needless to say, their name was not spoken often."
"Anyway, they set out to kill the Turkas. They were not aware that the Jonas were powerful magicians and had taught the Turkas all they knew.
The turkeys were walking straight into a trap.
The moment the turkey army arrived, they were sprinkled with potion and a dead oak tree was dropped on their heads"
"The potions took the turkeys skin and it began to melt. The feathers all fell off and exposed a rough green surface. Their legs and feet grew feathers, their beaks shrunk until they looked more like a horn than a beak. The turkey's eyes changed colors until they were a kaleidoscope, destined to spin around forever.
The mutant turkeys were unconscious thanks to the oak trees. The moment they woke up, they discovered that the Turkas had left them deserted in a large corn field. This was the biggest mistake that the Jonas and Turkas ever made.
The angry turkeys didn't know that their brains had been partially melted. The turkeys were all insane. All but one turkey who immediately called a meeting to order.
"Order! Order in the house! We have been insulted by the Turkas. They are now our enemies. We must destroy them! We shall be THE EVIL TURKEYS! To war!" the wannabe Kabob shouted.
The turkeys instantly got confused about what they were supposed to do. Instead of charging after the Turkas, they scattered in every direction. Even to this day, their descendants roam the hills, wreaking havoc wherever they go." Jackie finished.
"Ahhhhh! Scary story!" Kianna called out," My turn next!"
"Okay!"
"Okay, this is about why elves have pointed ears: Once upon a time, elves had normal ears. Elfen birthday parties are a big celebration. One elfin queen had her party at a large swimming pool and invited every elf alive to come. They played in the pool for days. Finally they all got out, with pruny hands and water stuck in their ears. The next day, a seven year drought began. Everything died. Except the elves, for they had water stuck in their ears and whenever they were thirsty, they tilted their heads and water came pouring out. The elves approached the great fairy goddess of the rain, Renria and asked her to stop the drought. Renria said,' In a couple days.' and the elves left happy. Unfortunately, they had drank almost all of the water in their ears and while sucking the last few drops out, their ears shriveled up until they were pointy. Renria laughed at this sight. Her plan had worked! She let the rain fall down and wake all of the dreaming people who the elves had assumed were dead. The rain wiped away their sanity and they begged to hear the thunder and then they screamed." Kianna said.
"Ditch the Hilary Duff and get on with the story!" Raige shouted.
"Clam your chickens!" Catie said.
"I don't have chickens!" Raige said.
"Well buy some at the grocery store!"
"Those aren't real chickens dummy!"
"Well put a plastic chicken underneath the egg and then break them and pretend that the chicken hatched!"
"Why don't I just go to a stupid farm?"
"Because we are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!"
"Then where would I go to a grocery store?"
"I don't know!"
"Rewind!" Kianna interrupted," So the rain fell and creatures began to inhabit the Earth again. All was well, for the elves loved their new ears!" Kianna finished proudly.
"Such truth I have never heard," Sarah put in," I am the person you are waiting for. It is I who will lead you to your destination..."
"Where's that?" Raige asked.
"You seek someone..."
"Yes..." Raige agreed.
"I know where they are," Sarah said.
"Where?!" everyone exclaimed.
"There!" Sarah said,"I shall return when you need my help again."
Everyone turned to see where Sarah was pointing. It was an island. In the Caribbean. Hence the name, Pirates of the Caribbean.
"Is this the pirate's island?" Jackie asked Sarah.
But Sarah was no where to be seen.
"She's gone!" Kianna exclaimed.
"Where are Jack and Legolas?" Catie asked.
"Good question!" Jackie said,"I haven't seen them since Legolas stopped rhyming."
"Great. Rachel and Darwin are still missing. Legolas is missing again and now
Jack is missing too!" Kianna summed up everything.
Where have Rachel, Darwin, Jack, and Legolas gone? Make sure to read the next chapter to find out!
Please don't flame my story if you aren't going to leave your e-mail. If you are going to insult my story, or me stand up for what you're saying and don't be a coward and run away.
Please review. You may read no further unless you review my story! Muwuahahaha! JK! Read on but please review when you're done!
BTW, later on in the chapter, the characters tell stories. If they sound familiar, that is because my friend THECheeseTurkey uses them in her stories. I, however, am the person who wrote them. Please do not use them without my permission. If you want to use them, e-mail me at Jackie692aol.com or LaughElf13aol.com
(This is THECheeseTurkey butting in! Yeah, I put this story up for Jackie and just wanted to say HI! To everyone! Love the turkey story, Partner in cheesy crimes! Just had to ask you to PLEASE SPACE in-between paragraphs! I would make my job easier! Thankies! Bye for now! !)
We left our characters on a boat sailing out to sea after encountering Will Turner and possibly insane women named Saxifraga Sarmentosa. Shortly after boarding the boat, Legolas popped up, speaking only in rhyme. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
......................... ...
"Hey it's Legolas!" Raige shouted.
"Einstein walks among us!" Catie announced sarcastically.
"So do aliens and Elvis." Kianna said happily.
"Maybe you aren't so smart. Perhaps you could take up art. If you don't have to look up the meaning, when you're done the....what rhymes with meaning?" Legolas started.
"Beaning, Deaning, Cleaning, Preening." Jackie suggested.
"When you're done the preening!" Legolas finished.
"Well, you jolly ol' chap! What're ya thinkin'? That doesn't make one jolly bit of sense!" Jack exclaimed.
"Oh go buy a hat!" Carlos said.
"Why don't you?" Jack asked.
"Okay!" Carlos said as he jumped off the boat.
Everyone ran to see where he had gone.
"Where is he?" Jackie wondered.
"He's gone" Kianna said!
"Well chaps, old Carthingy seems to be M.I.A. Let's carry on with our jolly ol' tasks" Jack suggested.
"Land ho!" shouted Raige from the front of the boat.
"Land ho!" Catie shouted from the front of the boat.
"So we've heard."Jackie said.
"Well I said it first!" Raige said.
"No you didn't!" Catie announced,"I did!"
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Whatever!" Kianna intervened.
"The point is we see land all covered in sand. And a group of people dressed as a band." Legolas announced.
"You're right! I think it's Bermuda. Do you think that's where the pirates landed?" Raige asked.
"No. Probably on their island in the Caribbean. That's the only place I can think of." Legolas said.
"How do you know?" Catie asked,"And why aren't you rhyming?"
"I'm smart" Legolas announced,"And nothing rhymes with Caribbean."
"Riiiiiiiight" Jackie said.
"Don't say that! It makes me feel stupid!" Raige complained.
"Let's play a game!" Kianna suggested.
"The story game!" said Jackie.
"Oooh yeah!" Kianna agreed.
"All you do is make up a story explaining something!" Raige said.
"Okay."
"Sure."
"Count me in!"
"Ditto!" a new voice called.
"Who's that?!" Jackie asked as she jumped backward in shock, karate- chopping Catie in the leg.
"Oww!" Catie complained.
"Baby" Raige said.
"Stop talking about yourself" Catie shot back.
"Don't fight! Be nice!" the stranger called. Clad in a long black cloak with a purple lining, the stranger was certainly a strange sight. She was uncommonly tall with a pair of dark jeans that looked excellent with a violet colored shirt with long, draping, peasant sleeves. If you had seen the outfit on anyone else it would have looked awful, yet on this strange person it was comely.
"The name's Sarah. And I'm the person you have been waiting for." Sarah said.
"You're just in time for the game! Can I start?" Jackie asked.
"Sure" was the general reply.
"Here it goes:
Every November we celebrate a special holiday called Thanksgiving. In another land far far away from here, a group of people called the Turkanawanaijuwedafochs, or the Turkas as they are more commonly known, celebrate a holiday quite similar. A symbol of this holiday is a picture of a turkey. Little do they know, the turkey is a fearsome beast. Especially the evil turkey! Dundundundunnnn."
"It all started when the Turkas and Jonas became friends. The Turkas forgot their alliance with the turkeys and cooked the leader turkey, also known as the Kabob for dinner. This infuriated the turkeys! A small council met. They called themselves the Wanna Kill Those Who Killed and Roasted the Great and Powerful Kabob. Or W.K.T.W.K.R.G.P.K. Needless to say, their name was not spoken often."
"Anyway, they set out to kill the Turkas. They were not aware that the Jonas were powerful magicians and had taught the Turkas all they knew.
The turkeys were walking straight into a trap.
The moment the turkey army arrived, they were sprinkled with potion and a dead oak tree was dropped on their heads"
"The potions took the turkeys skin and it began to melt. The feathers all fell off and exposed a rough green surface. Their legs and feet grew feathers, their beaks shrunk until they looked more like a horn than a beak. The turkey's eyes changed colors until they were a kaleidoscope, destined to spin around forever.
The mutant turkeys were unconscious thanks to the oak trees. The moment they woke up, they discovered that the Turkas had left them deserted in a large corn field. This was the biggest mistake that the Jonas and Turkas ever made.
The angry turkeys didn't know that their brains had been partially melted. The turkeys were all insane. All but one turkey who immediately called a meeting to order.
"Order! Order in the house! We have been insulted by the Turkas. They are now our enemies. We must destroy them! We shall be THE EVIL TURKEYS! To war!" the wannabe Kabob shouted.
The turkeys instantly got confused about what they were supposed to do. Instead of charging after the Turkas, they scattered in every direction. Even to this day, their descendants roam the hills, wreaking havoc wherever they go." Jackie finished.
"Ahhhhh! Scary story!" Kianna called out," My turn next!"
"Okay!"
"Okay, this is about why elves have pointed ears: Once upon a time, elves had normal ears. Elfen birthday parties are a big celebration. One elfin queen had her party at a large swimming pool and invited every elf alive to come. They played in the pool for days. Finally they all got out, with pruny hands and water stuck in their ears. The next day, a seven year drought began. Everything died. Except the elves, for they had water stuck in their ears and whenever they were thirsty, they tilted their heads and water came pouring out. The elves approached the great fairy goddess of the rain, Renria and asked her to stop the drought. Renria said,' In a couple days.' and the elves left happy. Unfortunately, they had drank almost all of the water in their ears and while sucking the last few drops out, their ears shriveled up until they were pointy. Renria laughed at this sight. Her plan had worked! She let the rain fall down and wake all of the dreaming people who the elves had assumed were dead. The rain wiped away their sanity and they begged to hear the thunder and then they screamed." Kianna said.
"Ditch the Hilary Duff and get on with the story!" Raige shouted.
"Clam your chickens!" Catie said.
"I don't have chickens!" Raige said.
"Well buy some at the grocery store!"
"Those aren't real chickens dummy!"
"Well put a plastic chicken underneath the egg and then break them and pretend that the chicken hatched!"
"Why don't I just go to a stupid farm?"
"Because we are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!"
"Then where would I go to a grocery store?"
"I don't know!"
"Rewind!" Kianna interrupted," So the rain fell and creatures began to inhabit the Earth again. All was well, for the elves loved their new ears!" Kianna finished proudly.
"Such truth I have never heard," Sarah put in," I am the person you are waiting for. It is I who will lead you to your destination..."
"Where's that?" Raige asked.
"You seek someone..."
"Yes..." Raige agreed.
"I know where they are," Sarah said.
"Where?!" everyone exclaimed.
"There!" Sarah said,"I shall return when you need my help again."
Everyone turned to see where Sarah was pointing. It was an island. In the Caribbean. Hence the name, Pirates of the Caribbean.
"Is this the pirate's island?" Jackie asked Sarah.
But Sarah was no where to be seen.
"She's gone!" Kianna exclaimed.
"Where are Jack and Legolas?" Catie asked.
"Good question!" Jackie said,"I haven't seen them since Legolas stopped rhyming."
"Great. Rachel and Darwin are still missing. Legolas is missing again and now
Jack is missing too!" Kianna summed up everything.
Where have Rachel, Darwin, Jack, and Legolas gone? Make sure to read the next chapter to find out!