Falicfa the Fearsome Disclaimer: "Hey Joey, guess what?" "What?" "I don't own LOTR!" "No way!" "Yeah way!" "Wow..." "Guess what else?" "What?" "I don't own POTC!" "Say what?" "I don't own POTC!" "The things you learn in a disclaimer...." I do own all of my original characters, Jackie, Rachel, Darwin, Catie, Kianna, Raige, Falicfa, Sarah, Joey the Squirrel, etc." We left off with Jackie, Catie, Raige, and Kianna on a boat heading for the pirates island. They had just spotted an island when they discovered that Sarah had left and Jack and Legolas had gone missing... "WOW! Look at that!" Kianna screamed with excitement. "What?" Raige asked as he walked over and stood next to her. "It's a whole fleet of pirate ships!" Kianna exclaimed pointing towards the horizon. "Cool! Let's watch them and see what they do!" Raige suggested. "Okay. I wonder if they are going to dock at the island right in front of us that we are heading toward?" Kianna wondered. "Wow! Then we would meet real pirates!" Raige said excitedly. "You guys are really...." Catie said as she walked over,"different. If the pirate fleet is headed toward that island, they're most likely going to attack." "You think?" Kianna wondered. "OMG LOOK!" Jackie sceamed. "What?" "It's Jack and Legolas!!" Jackie announced. Three heads turned to look where Jackie was pointing. "Oh no!" Kianna screamed. "What are we going to do?" Raige asked. "They're going to make them do the Frodo Chicken Dance! How humiliating..." Kianna mused. Three pairs of puzzled eyes turned to look at Kianna. "Good people captive on pirate ship=Bye-bye good people," Raige said to Kianna "Ohhhh," Kianna said. "Some people think they are soooo smart! But are they? NO!" Catie said to a person in particular. "Oh shut your mouth," Raige said. "Jackie, he's being mean again!" Catie complained. "Don't invade Catie's personal bubble," Jackie announced," Respect all personal bubbles!" "Whatever," Raige said. "Well what are we waiting for?" Jackie asked," If we don't do something soon..." Everyone present knew what would be filled into the blank. "I wonder if they have one of those plank thingies?" Kianna wondered. A large chunk of spaghetti hit Kianna in the head as she was talking. "Oww..." "Call me crazy but...are they throwing spaghetti at us?" Jackie asked. "It's undercooked!" Kianna complained. "Ki, don't eat pirate's spaghetti!" Catie said. "Guys, lets do something!" Raige announced, "We cannot sit around all day. We must fight back! We need to rescue Jack and Legolas! Then Rachel and Darwin!" "Hmm....I have this box of mushrooms..."Jackie added. "So, they throw spaghetti, we throw mushrooms?" Catie asked. "Uh...yeah that sounds about right." Raige said. Kianna smiled,"Mushrooms are fungi." "Let's just do this!" Jackie said as she grabbed a handful of mushrooms," Wait, where have the pirate ships gone?" The four friends looked around, puzzled. "Lllookkk..."Kianna stuttered,"Ththey'are riightt thththere." Jackie, Catie, and Raige turned around to where Kianna was pointing. Three pirate ships were anchored right next to their boat. Five pirates stood at the ready, grappling hooks in their hands, waiting for the signal to board. A tall, female with short blonde hair and blue spectacles stood atop the mast, a sword in her hand. A bandana was wrapped around her head, exposing just a bit of her hair. She was dressed in various colors of silks and seemed quite confident. "Ahoy mates! Prepare to board!" the female pirate said. The four friends looked at each other nervously. This couldn't be good. Suddenly, a major brain wave went through Kianna's head. "They're not immortal! They must be just as scared as we are! If we show no fear, they will get scared." Kianna announced. A quick discussion between the four decided that one of Kianna's plans was better than no plan. They did their best to look fearful. Kianna reached into her pocket and took out a bag of balloons and a pump. She proceeded to pump air into a balloon until it was long and skinny. A quick twist of her wrist made it a sword. Kianna raised her balloon sword up high and screamed," VAST MATEYS!" The pirate crew took one look at her and ran off the side of their boat. The female perched upon the mast sighed and swung down, landing neatly on their ship. "Hi," the pirate said," My name is Falicfa." "I'm Jackie." "Raige." "Catie." "I'm a pirate!" Kianna announced, holding her "sword" up again. One of the crew popped up next to her and made a request. "Can you make me a balloon unicorn?" "Sure," Kianna said," They don't really exist though." "Sure they do," the man said," If you go to the farm and bring a carrot to a horsie..." Kianna curled her hand into an "o" shape and stuck it on her forehead. Then she handed him his unicorn. "Sorry about that," Falicfa continued," These folks were never meant to be pirates." "You guys could join one of those reenactments of pirates," Raige suggested," You sure look the part." "What a great idea!" Falicfa said. She gathered up her crew and togetehr they left for Hollywood. "Wow, I feel like the Wizard of Oz." Raige said. "Yeah considering you're a big fake!" Catie said. "Guys! Let's grab Jack and Legolas and get out of here. We need to search the island for the ship that took Rachel and Darwin!" Jackie said. "You know what? I can't take this abuse anymore!" Catie yelled," I'm leaving to go join the Mermaid Club!" Catie jumped off the side of the boat and before their very eyes, grew gills and a tail. "I can't take this either! I'm leaving too!" Raige said," I will fulfill my dream of being a seagull!" Raige grabbed hold of a large rope and swung himself into the air. He grew feathers and a beak and was off to steal sandwiches from unsuspecting beachgoers. "I guess it's just us now..." Jackie said. "I guess so..." Kianna said, her eyes beginning to water up. "No no! Don't cry!" Jackie said. Kianna's eyes filled with tears. Slowly, one slipped through her defenses and trickled down her cheek. Suddenly, she was flat out bawling. "It's okay Kianna," a voice said. The two looked around to see Jack and Legolas standing behind them. Kianna quickly wiped away her tears. "Tsk tsk natum. Let's stop being fountains and start being brave rescuers!" Jack suggested. "Okay. I just...Catie...Raige...Carlos...Darwin...Rachel...everyone's leaving. I don't want to be the last person left." Kianna said slowly. "I'm not going anywhere," Jackie said. "Count me in." "Ditto." "Thanks guys..." Kianna said smiling," Can we go get lunch? I'm starving!" Good ol' Kianna!