Review responses:

Nikoru-the-silent-assassin -.-;;;;;; you shouldn't have done that.
Ril Yeah, fluff is better. I write fluff better than lemons. I need to write a lime.
Tamachan444 thanks!
Tha girl who likes Darren hayes thanks for the plushies ^_^ I'm gonna be hyper all weekend now!
Cloud-1-3-5 horny? I didn't need to know that, Baz. Glad to know you liked the lemon!
K Yami Yugi29 You think that was descriptive?! Read 'Sticks and Stones' and then tell me that was descriptive.
Amy Hirosaki t-the e-end…? *bursts out laughing* Don't worry, dear, it's not.

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"AAAAH!"

Ryou awoke with a jump as he heard his yami scream in the kitchen.

As he slowly ambled into the kitchen, he saw Bakura cringing in the corner, his eyes wide with fear and terror. He slowly outstretched his finger and pointed towards a boiling pot of water. "It tried to kill me."

Ryou chuckled as he strolled over to the water. But before he could reach it, his lover lunged forward and grabbed Ryou's shoulders, wrapping his arms firmly around Ryou's chest and pulling them back over to the wall.

After about a minute like this, Ryou slowly but surely pried himself from Bakura's grasp. Turning to face the tomb robber, Ryou looked him firmly in the eyes. "It won't kill you if you handle it properly."

Bakura stayed on Ryou like white on rice as the hikari slowly inched back towards the bubbling pot of water. As Ryou quickly turned the knob for the burner off, Bakura calmed down and walked over to the table, sitting down and putting his head into his hands.

As Ryou properly cooked some French toast, he and Bakura talked some (you know that can't be good).

"What do you want to do today?" Ryou asked.

Bakura shrugged. "Maybe we could get the Pharaoh no Baka and his hikari-twerp to throw some sort of party."

Ryou's eyes lighted up. "Yeah… we could invite Jou, Kaiba, Ishtar, Malik, Mai, Shizuka, Honda, Otogi, Mokuba…just not Anzu. She scares me."

Bakura agreed. "I think she scares us all, koi."

{Pharaoh no baka! Wakie wakie!} Bakura yelled through the mind link that yamis were capable of.

Yami jumped as he heard a voice in his head. {{Huh? What are you and who are you doing?}}

{Don't you mean who am I and what am I doing?}

{{No, I mean what are you and who are you doing.}}

{Well, I am a tomb robber and I am doing your hikari-}

{{WHAT?!}}

{Like I was saying, my hikari wants you and your hikari to throw some sort of shindig.}

{{Who is coming?}}

{Jou, Kaiba, Malik, Marik, Mai, Shizuka, Honda, Otogi, Mokuba…just not Anzu. She scares him.}

{{She scares us all. When can I expect you?}}

{We'll be there, say, three hours tops. Okies?}

Yami laughed. {Tomb robber, you are such a girl.}

Before Bakura could register what Yami meant, Yami closed the link and told Yugi what was going down the following day.

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As the invitees were informed of the little gathering, they arrived at Yugi's house and got themselves settled in laps and beanbag chairs. Meaning that Jou was in Kaiba's lap, Malik in Ishtar's, Shizuka was in between Otogi and Honda who seriously had a glaring problem, and Mokuba was talking to Jou. Mai was sitting by Mokuba, trimming and painting her nails gold and black (A/n: my school colors!).

As Ryou ambled into the house with armfuls full of food like Cheetos® and Sour Cream and Onion ™ Ruffles® chips, Yugi for some reason ran up and glomped him, which wasn't really helpful.

Prying his hikari off of a delirious Ryou, Yami smiled apologetically. "Yugi got into a five-pound-bag of sugar yesterday, and it still hasn't worn off." Bakura nodded, well knowing was it was like to have a hikari on a sugar high.

After about half an hour of sitting in awkward silence, Ishtar spoke up. "If we don't do something soon, I will make us all pay a nice visit to the Shadow Realm. We are wasting valuable time, which I could be using to screw Malik's brains out."

Furiously blushing, Malik stammered, "Why don't we play… Truth or Dare?"

Just then, a knock came from the door. A fellow walked in… he was 5'7", about the same build as Ryou, shortish dark hair with two eye-length bangs. His eyes… wow. They went blue, then dark blue, then green, then yellow in four definite rings as they went toward the pupil.

Baz merely smiled. "Surprised to see me?"

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I have a challenge for you all! Whoever can first guess who on this site is Baz will get brownie points and golden stars! *throws pixie stixs at reviewers* Enough said?