Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or any of the gang. WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *Starts crying*
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Chapter 7: Meeting the Gang
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After we left Lady Keade's hut, finding out the rest of the gang had left yesterday to the North, hearing 'bout rumors. We started walking the way. Me and InuYasha were deep in an argument 'bout something stupid.
"You are a yokai!" InuYasha said.
"Am NOT!" I yelled.
"Then why do you smell so kuoso much like one!" he yelled.
"I have no idea!" I yelled back.
"Well ya gotta be!" he shouted.
"Well I ain't! You thought I was Kagome last night, so you could be wrong", I said.
"Yea, and the first time we met, you thought I was Kikyo", Kagome said.
"Feh", was all InuYasha did. I stuck my tongue out at him. He looked at me like he wanted to rip my head off. I just gave him an innocent smile. He growled at me. I stuck my tongue out at him again.
"What were we arguing 'bout again?" I asked him.
"What! You little wench! You forgot already!" he yelled.
"Hey! Don't yell at me! I have a short term memory!" I yelled at him.
"I was saying you were a yokai", he said, his eye twitching.
"Oh yeah. Oh, I am not! And I'm not a wench, baka!" I said, sticking my tongue out at him.
"Why you little!" he said, starting to chase me.
"Kagome, HELP!" I screamed.
"Huh? Oh, sit boy", Kagome said casually.
InuYasha went head first to the ground, mumbling things like "stupid wenches", you know, the usual. When the spell wore off, he saw me standing in front of him, laughing my head of.
"Wench, don't laugh at me!" he said.
"Baka, I have a name, Melissa. Oh and I'll laugh at you if I wanna. And I'm not a wench!" I said to him.
"Yea, I have a name too, InuYasha. And I'm not baka!" he said.
"I know, I've used it, and yes you are baka", I said.
"Am not"
"Are to"
"Am not"
"Are to"
"Am not"
"Are to"
"Oh, shut up! You two are getting on my nerves", guess who?
We stopped, but I did stick my tongue out at them. We continued walking. When the sun started to set, we finally met up with the other three. As soon as Miroku saw me, well ya know.
"Hello, lovely lady. Will you bear my child?" Miroku asked me.
"Huh? What did you say?" I asked. I had been listening to my c.d.
"Will you bear me a son?" he asked me again, this time groping me.
"You HENTAI! I'M THIRTEEN YEARS OLD! YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO THINK I'D EVER SAY YES! AND DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN, OR I'LL PERSONALY MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE!" I yelled at him.
"Uh-huh" was all he could say.
"Go Melissa. Go Melissa. Go, go, go!" Kagome and Sango were cheering me on.
I was so red in the face; I was the color of InuYasha's kimono.
"I don't think he'll bother you anymore", Shippo said.
"You can never be to sure with that hentai", said InuYasha.
"Sorry, everybody, this is my little half sister, Melissa", Kagome introduced me.
"Huh, oh, hey everybody", I said, coming out of a daze.
"Melissa, this is Shippo, Sango, and that hentai is Miroku", Kagome said.
"Hey", they all said.
"Miroku, don't touch her, or I'll help her", said Kagome.
"Don't worry, I learned my lesson", Miroku said.
"Just don't touch me!" I said.
"Would ya'll just shut up, and go to sleep!!" InuYasha almost yelled.
"Aiight, I'm tired anyways", I said.
"Same here", said everybody else.
Bai bai! Going to sleep now.
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Glossary Yokai-demon Kuoso-damn Hentai-pervert Bai bai-bye bye
Same as everything else.
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Chapter 7: Meeting the Gang
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After we left Lady Keade's hut, finding out the rest of the gang had left yesterday to the North, hearing 'bout rumors. We started walking the way. Me and InuYasha were deep in an argument 'bout something stupid.
"You are a yokai!" InuYasha said.
"Am NOT!" I yelled.
"Then why do you smell so kuoso much like one!" he yelled.
"I have no idea!" I yelled back.
"Well ya gotta be!" he shouted.
"Well I ain't! You thought I was Kagome last night, so you could be wrong", I said.
"Yea, and the first time we met, you thought I was Kikyo", Kagome said.
"Feh", was all InuYasha did. I stuck my tongue out at him. He looked at me like he wanted to rip my head off. I just gave him an innocent smile. He growled at me. I stuck my tongue out at him again.
"What were we arguing 'bout again?" I asked him.
"What! You little wench! You forgot already!" he yelled.
"Hey! Don't yell at me! I have a short term memory!" I yelled at him.
"I was saying you were a yokai", he said, his eye twitching.
"Oh yeah. Oh, I am not! And I'm not a wench, baka!" I said, sticking my tongue out at him.
"Why you little!" he said, starting to chase me.
"Kagome, HELP!" I screamed.
"Huh? Oh, sit boy", Kagome said casually.
InuYasha went head first to the ground, mumbling things like "stupid wenches", you know, the usual. When the spell wore off, he saw me standing in front of him, laughing my head of.
"Wench, don't laugh at me!" he said.
"Baka, I have a name, Melissa. Oh and I'll laugh at you if I wanna. And I'm not a wench!" I said to him.
"Yea, I have a name too, InuYasha. And I'm not baka!" he said.
"I know, I've used it, and yes you are baka", I said.
"Am not"
"Are to"
"Am not"
"Are to"
"Am not"
"Are to"
"Oh, shut up! You two are getting on my nerves", guess who?
We stopped, but I did stick my tongue out at them. We continued walking. When the sun started to set, we finally met up with the other three. As soon as Miroku saw me, well ya know.
"Hello, lovely lady. Will you bear my child?" Miroku asked me.
"Huh? What did you say?" I asked. I had been listening to my c.d.
"Will you bear me a son?" he asked me again, this time groping me.
"You HENTAI! I'M THIRTEEN YEARS OLD! YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO THINK I'D EVER SAY YES! AND DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN, OR I'LL PERSONALY MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE!" I yelled at him.
"Uh-huh" was all he could say.
"Go Melissa. Go Melissa. Go, go, go!" Kagome and Sango were cheering me on.
I was so red in the face; I was the color of InuYasha's kimono.
"I don't think he'll bother you anymore", Shippo said.
"You can never be to sure with that hentai", said InuYasha.
"Sorry, everybody, this is my little half sister, Melissa", Kagome introduced me.
"Huh, oh, hey everybody", I said, coming out of a daze.
"Melissa, this is Shippo, Sango, and that hentai is Miroku", Kagome said.
"Hey", they all said.
"Miroku, don't touch her, or I'll help her", said Kagome.
"Don't worry, I learned my lesson", Miroku said.
"Just don't touch me!" I said.
"Would ya'll just shut up, and go to sleep!!" InuYasha almost yelled.
"Aiight, I'm tired anyways", I said.
"Same here", said everybody else.
Bai bai! Going to sleep now.
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Glossary Yokai-demon Kuoso-damn Hentai-pervert Bai bai-bye bye
Same as everything else.