-Mariks house on Monday-

Marik:In the showerStupid pharoah... I will make him give me that puzzle. One way or another.Soap...soapsoap...Lookas down DAMN THAT'S SMALL!!I ain't touchin that!Grabs towel and walks out of the bathroomEven if I have to go to the bathroom.

Ishizu:Marik,why did you scream you know...Drools at Yami's wet body

Marik:This is all your fault sis.Turns toward his roomThere's nothing under this thing anyway.And you ain't even goin near it!

Ishizu:Hmph!Goes off to her room

Marik:I will get my revenge...today.

-Kaiba's mansion-

Kaiba:So let's just pretend it's normal,ok?

Anzu:That's gonna be hard.Being a guy and all.

Yugi:She's right.We don't even look like ourselves.

Yami:We'll have to live with it for now.

Kaiba:Right.

-Ryou and Bakura's house-

Ryou:Banging on the bathroom door OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!

Bakura:Shutup!

Ryou:Leans on the doorWhat are you doing anyway?!

Bakura:Make-up!

Ryou:Make-up?

Bakura:Opens door making Ryou fall How do you like it?

Ryou:Erm...Pretty?

Bakura:Thanks.Let's go!

-Domino High-

Kaiba:So we know what to do?

Ryou:Right.

Yami:Let's go!

Bakura:Where's Marik?

Ryou:Who cares?

Bakura:Hmm...Anzu better not do anything embarrasing...Watches her from far away

Ryou:Oh I'm sure she won't.

Anzu:Hey,Yugi?

Yugi:What?

Anzu:You still love meh though I look like a guy?

Yugi:Of course!

Anzu:Good!Kisses him

Ryou:I mean what can Anzu do?

Bakura:You're right I gue-OH SHIT!!

People:Watch 'Bakura' and 'Kaiba' make out and laugh

Kaiba:Nooo!!!

Yami:Ooh...

Bakura:I'M NOT GAY!!!

Yami:Let's get to class...

-Math 101-

Teacher:Alright,we got a math test.Let's start!MUAHAHA!!

People:Sweatdrops

Bakura:%%The square root of...Oh crap! I'll just get answers from Ryou.Thinking is too hard!RyouNothing...Ryou...?HELOOO!!No answer!Crap I'll just think myself.%%

Ryou:%%I didn't study.Shit.MAybe Bakura had luck.

Bakura?

....

Baku?

....

BAKURA

Eep!

Bakura...

Who is this?

Ryou,duh.Who's this?

Anzu...

AGH!! You're in my mind link!

Why?

I guess when you guys switched the mind link stayed thre.

Cool!We can be mind sisters!

Brothers.But no.

Why not?

Because

Cause why?

Cause.

Why?

Bye!

Ryou:%%It's me and my Yami's mind link.Not hers.%%

-Lunch,everyone is siting in a group-

Anzu:So how'd everyone do?

Kaiba:I did good.

Yami:Me too.

Ryou:Me three.

Yugi:Uhh...Kaiba?

Kaiba:What?

Yugi:You failed in chemistry.

Kaiba:WHAT!!?!?

Yugi:It exploded...kinda.

Kaiba:Bastard!I'll kill you!

Bakura:Anyone seen Marik?

Yami:There he is.What's he wearing?

Anzu:Assless pants,a half tank top,and a boombox.

Ryou:That can't be good...

Bakura:SmilesIt can be evil though!

Marik:Stands up on a table Fellow puny mortals! I am going to show my school spirit through dance!Observe!

Anzu:Damn Yami you look good in assless pants!

Yami:Really?

Marik:Hit it!Music plays and he starts wildly dancing

Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana

Shake that thing Miss Annabella

Shake that thing yan Donna Donna

Jodi and Rebecca

Woman Get busy, Just shake that booty non-stop

When the beat drops

Just keep swinging it

Get jiggy

Get crunked up

Percolate anything you want to call it

Oscillate you hip and don't take pity

Me want fi see you get live 'pon the riddim when me ride

And me lyrics a provide electricity

Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'

Can you done know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fame

Its all good girl turn me on

'Til a early morn'

Let's get it on

Let's get it on 'til a early morning

Girl it's all good just turn me on

Woman don't sweat it, don't get agitate just gwaan rotate

Can anything you want you know you must get it

From you name a mentuin

Don't ease the tension just run the program gals wan pet it

Just have a good time

Gal free up unu mind caw nobody can dis you man won't let it can

You a the number one gal

Wave you hand

Make them see you wedding band

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fame

Its all good girl turn me on

'Til a early morn'

Let's get it on

Let's get it on 'til a early morning

Girl it's all good just turn me on

Woman Get busy , Just shake that booty non-stop

When the beat drops

Just keep swinging it

Get jiggy

Get crunked up

Percolate anything you want to call it

Oscillate you hip and don't take pity

Me want fi see you get live 'pon the riddim when me ride

And me lyrics a provide electricity

Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'

Can you done know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fame

It's all good girl turn me on

'til a early morn'

let's get it on

let's get it on 'til a early morning

girl…it's all good just turn me on

Yo, Shake that thing

Miss Kana Kana shake that thing

Yo, Annabella shake that thing

Miss Donna Donna

Yo Miss Jodi yu'r di one and Rebecca shake that thing

Yo shake that thing

Yo Joanna shake that thing

Yo Annabella shake that think

Miss Kana Kana

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame

gal a call me name and its me fame

Its all good girl turn me on

'Til a early morn'

Let's get it on

Let's get it on 'til a early morning

Girl it's all good just turn me on

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame

gal a call me name and its me fame

Its all good girl turn me on

'Til a early morn'

Let's get it on

Let's get it on 'til a early morning

Girl it's all good just turn me on

Let's get it on 'til a early morning

Girl it's all good just turn me on

People:Point and laugh

Bakura:That was hot...But not in the gay way.

Ryou:Right...

Yami:Hides in arms

Marik:THANK YOU!!!Remember,I'm a gaywad!

Kaiba:Let's get to class.

Ryou:See ya guys!

Yami:Starts walking but feels someone grab his wrist

Teacher:You thought you could get away couldn't you?

Yami:...What...?

Teacher:It's time for your phsycology session!

Yami:Oh...right.

Teacher:Let's go!

Yami:%%Shit...%%