So far,we're right after school,Yami's somewhere curled up in a ball because of what recently happened in the cafeteria,Yugi and Anzu went off somewhere,Kaiba went somewhere with Joey since Jou thought it was Yugi,Marik is off exploding live frogs by feeding them cherry bombs, and we start with Ryou and Bakura at their house-

Ryou:Typing on the computer

Bakura:Hey,Ryou?

Ryou:Turns aroundWhat?

Bakura:What's for dinner?

Ryou:Wrinkles eyebrow Why should I care?

Bakura:We're out of food.

Ryou:I went shopping on Friday! What happened to it?

Bakura:You know what happened before we switched bodies?

Ryou:Wait...

-Flashback.Bakura and Ryou are in the back hard with food and a slingshots-

Bakura:You sure this will work?

Marik:Please I'm sure.Just stay quiet.

Bakura:Alright.I'll learn after you.

Marik:Sits on the floor and makes a squeaky soundC'mere little people... I won't hurt you...

Bakura:Snickers behind him

Marik:Quiet! Here comes a squirrel!

Brainless Squirrel:Prances over to Marik

Marik:Pets the squirrel Alright...NOW!!!

Bakura:Takes out duct tape and tapes the squirrel

Marik:Hurry up! Holds the squirrel downHurry and break out the food!

Bakura:Stuffs in food inside the squirrel

Marik:Stuff as much as you can!

Bakura:Right!Keeps stuffing food We're all out!

Marik:Good!It's fat enough.Picks up the squirrelHelp me duct tape it more!

Minutes later

Bakura:Hiding in the bushes with MarikWho are we going to get?

Marik:Points over somewhere There's Ryou!

Bakura:No not Ryou.He'll skin our asses.There's Otogi!

Marik:Perfect.Let's get the pretty boy!

Bakura:Gets out the slingshotReady?

Marik:Grabs the squirrelYup!

Bakura:Puts it on the slingshot

Marik:Aim...

Bakura and Marik:FIRE!!!

Brainless Squirrel:???Flies toward Otogi

Bakura:Hey Otogi!!

Otogi:Turns aroundWhat? AGH!!!Gets hit by the squirrel

Marik:High fives BakuraDirect hit!

Bakura:Not only that,I stuffed a mini bomb in there so...

Brainless squirrel:Explodes into Otogi's hair

Otogi:Nooo!! I'm melting!! Melts into a puddle

Marik:Muahahah!!

-End Flashback-

Ryou:Right.Order pizza.

Bakura:Ok.Runs off

Ryou:Stares back at computerStupid homework.How can you make a fake celebrity ID if Michael Jackson is both races? ARGHH!!Slams head into computer keyboardI swear if-

Oohh...Yugi

Ryou:Whoah,what was that?

Yugi you're such a sex god...

Ryou:Oh shit Anzu's in my head!!

Ooh don't touch there...

Ryou:SHIT!!!

GiggleOh you're so sexy as Kaiba-

ANZU SHADDUP!!!

Whoah,what?

Anzu what are you doing?

Making love with Yugi...

GulpIn Bakura's body?!

There's a problem?

You bet! He's going to kill you!

Well like I...oh Yugi that's damn nice...

Anzu?

Yugi...Oh!

Ryou:Bangs head againSTOP THE VOICES!!!

Bakura:Hears Ryou yelling and walks inWhat voices?

Ryou:Eh,nothing.I'm going to go see Ishizu.

Bakura:Whatever.

-Ishizu and Marik's house-

Ryou:Slams fists into the door

Ishizu:Opens doorYes?

Ryou:Can you stop the spell already?!

Ishizu:Why no sireebob!

Ryou:Why?

Ishizu:I have my reasons...Turns seeing Marik in Yami's body and starts drooling

Ryou:WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?

Ishizu:Calm down!

Ryou:CALM DOWN? THERE'S VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!

Ishizu:I can't believe you treat me like this!I spared you!

Ryou:Spared me?! You tortured me!

Ishizu:THAT'S IT! I'm changing you!!!

Ryou:Stops the insanityChange? What kind of change

Ishizu:You want to go crazy? Fine! Pours stuff on his head

Ryou:NOOO MY SANITY!!!

-Back at Ryou's house-

Bakura:Hears the doorbell ringPizzas here!Opens door

Ryou:At the door with a chainsaw on Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeees Ryoooooo!!!

Bakura:Erm...Ryou?

Ryou:Laughs evilyIshizu made me insane!! Can't...stop....going...CRAZY!!!

Bakura:Looks up toward the sky Finally,I have a son and one I can be proud of!