Sweetest of all
Chapter 5:
In about twenty minutes Malik and Marik were over at Bakura's house and they were all in the living.
"Okay the first thing we need to do..." Malik said looking through the phone book, "Is find someplace that will marry gay couples."
Marik tilted his head, "I didn't think they had places like that in Domino."
"Of course they do." Malik flipped through the book a little more. "Aha!"
"Did you find something?" Marik and Bakura peeked over his shoulder.
Malik sighed, "Yeah, I did. I don't know if you'd want this place though..."
"Why not?"
"The name is 'Donnie's chapel of gay and awkward marriages'."
Bakura twisted his mouth, "Awkward?"
Marik was laughing, "I...I can't believe they have something like that!"
"Do you want it? It's the only one in the book."
"Fine. Let's go." Bakura went towards the door, Malik and Marik followed.
Malik took the address from the phone book, and when they got there it didn't look so bad from the outside. And when they got inside it looked really nice. Of course, they still hadn't met the manager.
When they went up to the secretary's desk and Malik did all the talking, "Hi."
"Hello." She looked up. "How may I help you?"
"Yeah, we want to do a wedding here."
"Ooh! Well, follow me." She got up and went down the hall. "Here at Donnie's house of gay and awkward marriages we take interest in all kinds of marriages."
She stopped at a door and motioned for them to go in, "Enjoy."
They walked inside and the door shut behind them, a woman was inside already sitting down, "Hello, this room is the threesome special. I see you are three males and..."
"Wait a minute!" Marik shouted. "We aren't a threesome."
"You're not?"
"Hell no!" Bakura added.
"Oh. Well then, who's getting married?"
Malik pointed to Bakura, "Him and his boyfriend."
"Yeah," Marik folded his arms, "Were here as friends."
"Well then, you need the homosexual room. Down the hall and to your left."
Malik, Marik, and Bakura walked out and went to the door down the hall and to their left. It said on the front: 'Mr. Donnie'
They walked inside and saw a pink and white room with one man sitting at a fuzzy desk, "Hello!"
"Uh, hi." Malik looked around. "Were here for..."
"Oh, I know! Lisa told me..." he got up and shook Malik's hand, "I'm Donnie."
Marik lifted an eyebrow, "So, you're the boss?"
"I sure am! So, which one of you delicious little boys is getting married?"
Bakura hesitated but then raised his hand, "Me, and my name is Bakura."
Donnie got real close to him, "Goodie! So, what's your fiancé's name?"
"Ryou."
"He sounds fabulous! So..." He pulled out two forms, "Which package would you like? Package A or B?"
"What's the difference?"
"Package A comes with a cake, and Package B comes with a flower girl. The structure is basically the same though... you know, priest and a beautiful hall. The normal things."
Bakura looked at Malik and Marik who shrugged. He sighed, "I guess package A. What flavor is the cake gonna be?"
"Coconut!" Donnie jumped up and down, "Don't you just love coconut?!"
"I never had it before."
"Oh my goodness! You poor depraved baby!" Donnie coed and then went to his desk, "Here." He held up a picture to Bakura.
Bakura, Malik, and Marik looked at it. It was a picture of Donnie butt-naked sitting on top of a gigantic coconut cake.
"Come on and lick it," Donnie made his voice seductive. "I swear, you can almost taste it..."
Bakura turned green in the face and backed up. Malik pushed the picture away, "Let's just get this over with."
"Alrighty then, follow me!" Donnie walked out of the room and to the church part of it. There were no pictures of Jesus or any saints, but Michael Jackson was there... and a lot of other famous weirdo's.
There were lots of people running around very busy like. Donnie went up to the altar and pulled out a clipboard. "Okay... do you like what you see?"
"Excuse me?" Bakura took one footstep back.
"I mean, all the decorations."
"Oh, well yeah. Their nice."
"Would you like them for your wedding?"
"Sure."
"Great. Listen up, are these two going to be the best men?" he pointed at Marik and Malik.
"Uh do you guys want to be best men?" Bakura asked.
"Sure."
"Well then. All that's left is the fitting."
"Fitting?"
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At Ryou's granny's house they were having a nice visit. Mostly because his granny was talking and she never let's anyone else do any talking.
"And when I was young I had to feed the ducks and the cows... and I didn't get a video game break like young folk do today... No sir, I had to walk 15 miles in the rain and snow just to go to the bathroom..." She was going on and on.
Ryou had lost interest in her, all he could think about was Bakura. 'I wonder if Bakura's gotten the wedding all together... he shouldn't have much trouble with Marik and Malik. Oh, they might make it worse. I almost can't believe I'm going to marry him.'
"Ryou? Ryou are you listening to me?!" Granny was hitting him with her cane.
"Hmm? Oh, yes granny. I am listening."
"Good. Young people today just don't listen..."
"Granny, can I tell you something?"
"Go ahead."
"Well," Ryou blushed a little. "I'm getting married."
"Really? Oh that's wonderful. I bet she's a beautiful young lady, Ryou."
"The person I'm marrying is very beautiful...but it's a he, not a she."
Ryou's mom bit her lip and held her head, "Oh god..."
His dad gave a half smile, "Well, he's a very nice young man."
Granny looked from side to side, "This is some modern day joke? It isn't funny. What's her name, Ryou?"
"His name is Bakura."
"Please stop playing and tell granny her name, Ryou." His mom took his hand in hers. "Please."
Ryou looked at her with dark eyes. "I can't believe you! You are so ashamed of me and Bakura that you wont even admit it! What kind of mother are you?!"
She stood up, "The kind that wont let you ruin our good name with your disgusting acts! Do you know the rough time you're in for if you marry this guy! I forbid you do it!"
"You can't forbid me to do anything! I'm eighteen now! And I'm in love with someone! Why can't..." he lowered his voice. "Why can you be happy for me?"
"..." She sat down and let the tears run down her face onto her skirt.
Ryou was in tears now too. "Please mother... I want you to me proud of me..." he started to walk upstairs, "But I won't change myself for you..."
Granny sighed, "This would have never happened if you'd sent him to the farm. If he were on the farm he'd have no time to fall in love with boys... nope, he'd be too busy tending the cows, chickens, ducks, pigs, and whittling..."
Chapter 5:
In about twenty minutes Malik and Marik were over at Bakura's house and they were all in the living.
"Okay the first thing we need to do..." Malik said looking through the phone book, "Is find someplace that will marry gay couples."
Marik tilted his head, "I didn't think they had places like that in Domino."
"Of course they do." Malik flipped through the book a little more. "Aha!"
"Did you find something?" Marik and Bakura peeked over his shoulder.
Malik sighed, "Yeah, I did. I don't know if you'd want this place though..."
"Why not?"
"The name is 'Donnie's chapel of gay and awkward marriages'."
Bakura twisted his mouth, "Awkward?"
Marik was laughing, "I...I can't believe they have something like that!"
"Do you want it? It's the only one in the book."
"Fine. Let's go." Bakura went towards the door, Malik and Marik followed.
Malik took the address from the phone book, and when they got there it didn't look so bad from the outside. And when they got inside it looked really nice. Of course, they still hadn't met the manager.
When they went up to the secretary's desk and Malik did all the talking, "Hi."
"Hello." She looked up. "How may I help you?"
"Yeah, we want to do a wedding here."
"Ooh! Well, follow me." She got up and went down the hall. "Here at Donnie's house of gay and awkward marriages we take interest in all kinds of marriages."
She stopped at a door and motioned for them to go in, "Enjoy."
They walked inside and the door shut behind them, a woman was inside already sitting down, "Hello, this room is the threesome special. I see you are three males and..."
"Wait a minute!" Marik shouted. "We aren't a threesome."
"You're not?"
"Hell no!" Bakura added.
"Oh. Well then, who's getting married?"
Malik pointed to Bakura, "Him and his boyfriend."
"Yeah," Marik folded his arms, "Were here as friends."
"Well then, you need the homosexual room. Down the hall and to your left."
Malik, Marik, and Bakura walked out and went to the door down the hall and to their left. It said on the front: 'Mr. Donnie'
They walked inside and saw a pink and white room with one man sitting at a fuzzy desk, "Hello!"
"Uh, hi." Malik looked around. "Were here for..."
"Oh, I know! Lisa told me..." he got up and shook Malik's hand, "I'm Donnie."
Marik lifted an eyebrow, "So, you're the boss?"
"I sure am! So, which one of you delicious little boys is getting married?"
Bakura hesitated but then raised his hand, "Me, and my name is Bakura."
Donnie got real close to him, "Goodie! So, what's your fiancé's name?"
"Ryou."
"He sounds fabulous! So..." He pulled out two forms, "Which package would you like? Package A or B?"
"What's the difference?"
"Package A comes with a cake, and Package B comes with a flower girl. The structure is basically the same though... you know, priest and a beautiful hall. The normal things."
Bakura looked at Malik and Marik who shrugged. He sighed, "I guess package A. What flavor is the cake gonna be?"
"Coconut!" Donnie jumped up and down, "Don't you just love coconut?!"
"I never had it before."
"Oh my goodness! You poor depraved baby!" Donnie coed and then went to his desk, "Here." He held up a picture to Bakura.
Bakura, Malik, and Marik looked at it. It was a picture of Donnie butt-naked sitting on top of a gigantic coconut cake.
"Come on and lick it," Donnie made his voice seductive. "I swear, you can almost taste it..."
Bakura turned green in the face and backed up. Malik pushed the picture away, "Let's just get this over with."
"Alrighty then, follow me!" Donnie walked out of the room and to the church part of it. There were no pictures of Jesus or any saints, but Michael Jackson was there... and a lot of other famous weirdo's.
There were lots of people running around very busy like. Donnie went up to the altar and pulled out a clipboard. "Okay... do you like what you see?"
"Excuse me?" Bakura took one footstep back.
"I mean, all the decorations."
"Oh, well yeah. Their nice."
"Would you like them for your wedding?"
"Sure."
"Great. Listen up, are these two going to be the best men?" he pointed at Marik and Malik.
"Uh do you guys want to be best men?" Bakura asked.
"Sure."
"Well then. All that's left is the fitting."
"Fitting?"
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At Ryou's granny's house they were having a nice visit. Mostly because his granny was talking and she never let's anyone else do any talking.
"And when I was young I had to feed the ducks and the cows... and I didn't get a video game break like young folk do today... No sir, I had to walk 15 miles in the rain and snow just to go to the bathroom..." She was going on and on.
Ryou had lost interest in her, all he could think about was Bakura. 'I wonder if Bakura's gotten the wedding all together... he shouldn't have much trouble with Marik and Malik. Oh, they might make it worse. I almost can't believe I'm going to marry him.'
"Ryou? Ryou are you listening to me?!" Granny was hitting him with her cane.
"Hmm? Oh, yes granny. I am listening."
"Good. Young people today just don't listen..."
"Granny, can I tell you something?"
"Go ahead."
"Well," Ryou blushed a little. "I'm getting married."
"Really? Oh that's wonderful. I bet she's a beautiful young lady, Ryou."
"The person I'm marrying is very beautiful...but it's a he, not a she."
Ryou's mom bit her lip and held her head, "Oh god..."
His dad gave a half smile, "Well, he's a very nice young man."
Granny looked from side to side, "This is some modern day joke? It isn't funny. What's her name, Ryou?"
"His name is Bakura."
"Please stop playing and tell granny her name, Ryou." His mom took his hand in hers. "Please."
Ryou looked at her with dark eyes. "I can't believe you! You are so ashamed of me and Bakura that you wont even admit it! What kind of mother are you?!"
She stood up, "The kind that wont let you ruin our good name with your disgusting acts! Do you know the rough time you're in for if you marry this guy! I forbid you do it!"
"You can't forbid me to do anything! I'm eighteen now! And I'm in love with someone! Why can't..." he lowered his voice. "Why can you be happy for me?"
"..." She sat down and let the tears run down her face onto her skirt.
Ryou was in tears now too. "Please mother... I want you to me proud of me..." he started to walk upstairs, "But I won't change myself for you..."
Granny sighed, "This would have never happened if you'd sent him to the farm. If he were on the farm he'd have no time to fall in love with boys... nope, he'd be too busy tending the cows, chickens, ducks, pigs, and whittling..."