-Marik and Bakura are in the basement killing a dummy reincarnation of pharoah and going insane-
Marik:Die pharoah!! Diediediediedie!!! Gets out chainsaw
Bakura:Laughs evilyYes pharoah! Drop dead!!Gets out a knife and stabs it
Ryou:Walks in roomGuys,it's time to go.Stop killing the dummy pharoah.
Marik:Awww!!!Throws chainsaw on the floor leaving it on and makes it go crazy
Yugi:Turns to RyouAre they always this mental?
Ryou:Yup.
Bakura:Walks up the stairs behind Ryou What are we doing again?
Ryou:SighsWe're going to Anzu's house.Everyones gonna be there.
Marik:Including Yami?
Ryou:Slaps face in disappointmentYes and Yami.
Marik:I better go get my chainsaw then! Runs and trips down the stairs to get chainsaw
Ryou:Turns to readersI'm still the only sane one here.
Kaiba:Slaps him aside the head Hey!
Ryou:Hey,you're in Yugi's body still.You can't be sane!
Kaiba:Oh,right!
Bakura:Hears RyouNo you aren't. I'm sane still.
Ryou:Turns to Bakura once they go outsideYou mean you were actually sane when you found out Anzu had sex in your body with a guy?
Bakura:Hey,I fixed the furniture didn't I? Opens door to Anzu's house and frozen because of all the ponies around the house
Marik:Speaking of that incident,I saw we should do something about it.
Kaiba:Do something about what?
Bakura:What his sister did.
Ryou:Sits on a ponified couch Actually,I have to agree with that. We should get revenge.
Yugi:Since when do you agree with evil?
Ryou:Since when she took my saneness.
Anzu:You mean you guys-
Bakura:Oh please is everyone perverted? Of course not! You know just insane without the in?
Everyone:Oh...ok.
Ryou:Sheesh.So anyway.Stands on couch I say we get revenge!
Kaiba:Wait a minute,where is she Marik?
Marik:She's in America trying to find Michael Jackson.
Yugi:Great,that gives us time to get revenge!
Anzu:I don't know this is just like evil and we're friends and all-
Marik:WHO ASKED FOR YOUR OPINON YOU BITCH?!?! Takes out chainsaw and chases her around
Everyone:Silent for a few seconds until Bakura starts chasing with Marik
Bakura:She'll tell Ishizu! Everyone get her!!
Everyone but Fluffy:Start chasing her and ends up stuffing a bloody duct taped knifed still stuck up her back Anzu up in a trash bag and into the trash can outside
[Fluffy:Turns to readersYeah,just look and nod...gooood...]
Yami:Good thing tomorrows trash day.
Ryou:As somehow leader,I say we make an evil plot before Ishizu comes back!
Yugi:Amen Brotha!!
Ryou:And Yugi stop acting like a homie!! You ain't black!
Yami:Well if it's evil everyone follow me!!
Kaiba:Wait,why should we trust you?
Yami:Well if we have to get back at Ishizu we need to work together.
Marik:Where'd you get that off,a greeting card?
Ryou:Anyway let's go to Yami's Game Shop.Plus if its a trick we can do what we did to Anzu to him.
Yugi:Right!
Yami:Hikari you don't care?
Yugi:Of course not,Anzu was my girl and it was fun doing a bashing for once!
Marik:Let's go.
Everyone:Walks out the door except for Marik,Marik stuffing ponies in his shirt
Marik:Turns to readersEverywhere you go you need to do something evil!
Bakura:Stops for a second while everyones walkingRyou?
Ryou:Turns around from talking with YugiWhat Bakura?
Bakura:I'll meet you there in a while I need to go get something.
Ryou:Whatever.But bring back pizza ok?
Bakura:Ok.Runs the other way
Ryou:I wonder what he's up to...
Yami:Nods mentallyUh-huh...
-An hour later at Yami's Shop People are sitting on the floor or on a couch.-
Yugi:Can we start yet?
Ryou:No everyone has to be here.
Marik:Looks around boredWhere's the old man?
Yami:Grandpa?
Marik:Yeah wheres the geezer?
Yugi:Oh...he's gone.
Ryou:Did he die?
Yami:Ohhh no.He just went away.
Kaiba:To where?
Yugi:Oompa Loompa land.
Marik:Ohhhh....Nods in understanding
-Door opens and slams into the wall leaving a doorknob hole-
Bakura:Hey guys!!
Kaiba:Did you bring pizza?
Bakura:Yeah and something better!
Marik:A Las Vegas Showgirl?
Bakura:BlinksUmmm....no. But better!
Yugi:Takes pizzaWhat did you bring?
Bakura:Evil grinYami,meet mr.new cooking knife!!
Yami:Stares at a giant knife
Bakura:It was half off only today!
Everyone:Stares silence wide eyed
Bakura:MUAHAHAHA!!!!Chases Yami
Ryou:Shakes head in dissapointment Oh,shit...
Yugi:Stands upHey you can't put blood on my carpet!
Bakura:StopsI can't?
Yugi:No go to Yami's room!
Silence
Fluffy:Screw this!We need to finish the chapter!
Kaiba:So let's plot already!
Marik:Yes let's!
Ryou:Ok everyone take a peace of paper and pencil.We can plot on paper.
Bakura:I can live with that...
Ryou:MumblesAnd I thought you were sane.
-Hour later-
Ryou:Bangs head on a piece of paper where his evil plot isSHADDUP ALREADY!!!
Kaiba:Yes cease the kissyness!!
Yami:Tears paper in half distracted
Marik:Making out with Bakura
Bakura:Doing the same
Yugi:WILL YOU STOP ALREADY?!
Marik:Pulls awayWhats with you??
Ryou:You guys wont shutup!
Kaiba:Yes.
Bakura:Oh please it isn't like we're having sex!
Marik:Not that I'd have it with you or anything!
Yugi:But you guys don't even like eachother!
Marik:I know.
Yami:Why are you making out then??
Bakura:I put vodca in the pizza!
Everyone:Freezes
Bakura:Only on me and Mariks slice!
Ryou:Slaps Bakura aside the head Mental Freakshow!
Bakura:Hey!! I ain't a freakshow!
Ryou:If you're drunk you are.
Bakura:You saying you wanna fight?
Ryou:Oh bring it on!!!
-Background changes into arena Clash Colliseum like in Battle City-
Yami:In the ref suit with mike Welcome to the Clash in the Colliseum! Notices the fake hollogram people still cheering for KaibaDamn you Kaiba!!!
Kaiba:MUAHAHAHA!!! I don't need this!! Jumps out of the hollogram and dies falling out of the building
Yami:Weird...Anyway,in this corner we have the cute little angel Ryou!!Points
Ryou:Punching a punching bag dressed in red pants
Yami:Uhhh....And in this corner,we got the great main attraction in the freakshow Bakura!Points
Marik:He's going down!!!
Ryou:Using punching bag and starts laughing No doubt about that!
Yugi:Remember,the heart of the cards!!
Ryou:We ain't dueling!!
Yugi:Oh...YAY!!!
Yami:And let's start!!
Marik:Hold up card in a bikiniRound one!
Bakura:You goin down hikari!
Ryou:Yeah right!!
Ryou:Just you watch! Punches Bakura in the mouth
Bakura:Gets up from falling and feels blood from the punch I beg to differ.And plus why would I if I have a front seat for a beating?! Punches him in the stomach
-Seconds later-
Yami:And Bakura has one the first round.
Yugi:KICK HIS ASS RYOU!!!
Ryou:Hehe...I will! Dodges a punch and hurts Barry in the neckDie you bastard!
Bakura:Yeah right I'm gonna take my cake and steal yours too and eat it! Punches him aside the head
Ryou:Ooh you no touchy mah precious hair!! Slaps him with the boxing gloves aside the cheek
-About 20 minutes later-
Yami:And finally Bakura falls!!
Yugi:GET UP SWEAETIE!!!!!
Bakura:SHADDUP YOU DEADBEAT!!! Punches Yugi in the nose
Marik and Yami:Umm...YAAAYYYY!!!!!
Marik:Eating a muffin while watching the fight
Yami:And it's down to the last round,next one wins!
-5 minutes later-
Bakura:You goin down baby!
Ryou:Right...
Bakura:GigglesBaby...Baby...Baby...Wahh..Wahh...Wahh
Ryou:Don't...Call...Me...BABY!!!
-Later-
Yami:And Ryou wins!!!
Fake hollogram audience:Still cheering Kaiba
Yami:SHADDUP!!! THE PARENTS WHO MADE YOU ARE MADE FROM SEE THROUGH PEXIGLASS!!!! [That made no sense...]
Audience:Faints
Yugi:Ryou!! You won!!!
Ryou:Turns to Yugi with an evil grinWho said I was done?
Marik:Die pharoah!! Diediediediedie!!! Gets out chainsaw
Bakura:Laughs evilyYes pharoah! Drop dead!!Gets out a knife and stabs it
Ryou:Walks in roomGuys,it's time to go.Stop killing the dummy pharoah.
Marik:Awww!!!Throws chainsaw on the floor leaving it on and makes it go crazy
Yugi:Turns to RyouAre they always this mental?
Ryou:Yup.
Bakura:Walks up the stairs behind Ryou What are we doing again?
Ryou:SighsWe're going to Anzu's house.Everyones gonna be there.
Marik:Including Yami?
Ryou:Slaps face in disappointmentYes and Yami.
Marik:I better go get my chainsaw then! Runs and trips down the stairs to get chainsaw
Ryou:Turns to readersI'm still the only sane one here.
Kaiba:Slaps him aside the head Hey!
Ryou:Hey,you're in Yugi's body still.You can't be sane!
Kaiba:Oh,right!
Bakura:Hears RyouNo you aren't. I'm sane still.
Ryou:Turns to Bakura once they go outsideYou mean you were actually sane when you found out Anzu had sex in your body with a guy?
Bakura:Hey,I fixed the furniture didn't I? Opens door to Anzu's house and frozen because of all the ponies around the house
Marik:Speaking of that incident,I saw we should do something about it.
Kaiba:Do something about what?
Bakura:What his sister did.
Ryou:Sits on a ponified couch Actually,I have to agree with that. We should get revenge.
Yugi:Since when do you agree with evil?
Ryou:Since when she took my saneness.
Anzu:You mean you guys-
Bakura:Oh please is everyone perverted? Of course not! You know just insane without the in?
Everyone:Oh...ok.
Ryou:Sheesh.So anyway.Stands on couch I say we get revenge!
Kaiba:Wait a minute,where is she Marik?
Marik:She's in America trying to find Michael Jackson.
Yugi:Great,that gives us time to get revenge!
Anzu:I don't know this is just like evil and we're friends and all-
Marik:WHO ASKED FOR YOUR OPINON YOU BITCH?!?! Takes out chainsaw and chases her around
Everyone:Silent for a few seconds until Bakura starts chasing with Marik
Bakura:She'll tell Ishizu! Everyone get her!!
Everyone but Fluffy:Start chasing her and ends up stuffing a bloody duct taped knifed still stuck up her back Anzu up in a trash bag and into the trash can outside
[Fluffy:Turns to readersYeah,just look and nod...gooood...]
Yami:Good thing tomorrows trash day.
Ryou:As somehow leader,I say we make an evil plot before Ishizu comes back!
Yugi:Amen Brotha!!
Ryou:And Yugi stop acting like a homie!! You ain't black!
Yami:Well if it's evil everyone follow me!!
Kaiba:Wait,why should we trust you?
Yami:Well if we have to get back at Ishizu we need to work together.
Marik:Where'd you get that off,a greeting card?
Ryou:Anyway let's go to Yami's Game Shop.Plus if its a trick we can do what we did to Anzu to him.
Yugi:Right!
Yami:Hikari you don't care?
Yugi:Of course not,Anzu was my girl and it was fun doing a bashing for once!
Marik:Let's go.
Everyone:Walks out the door except for Marik,Marik stuffing ponies in his shirt
Marik:Turns to readersEverywhere you go you need to do something evil!
Bakura:Stops for a second while everyones walkingRyou?
Ryou:Turns around from talking with YugiWhat Bakura?
Bakura:I'll meet you there in a while I need to go get something.
Ryou:Whatever.But bring back pizza ok?
Bakura:Ok.Runs the other way
Ryou:I wonder what he's up to...
Yami:Nods mentallyUh-huh...
-An hour later at Yami's Shop People are sitting on the floor or on a couch.-
Yugi:Can we start yet?
Ryou:No everyone has to be here.
Marik:Looks around boredWhere's the old man?
Yami:Grandpa?
Marik:Yeah wheres the geezer?
Yugi:Oh...he's gone.
Ryou:Did he die?
Yami:Ohhh no.He just went away.
Kaiba:To where?
Yugi:Oompa Loompa land.
Marik:Ohhhh....Nods in understanding
-Door opens and slams into the wall leaving a doorknob hole-
Bakura:Hey guys!!
Kaiba:Did you bring pizza?
Bakura:Yeah and something better!
Marik:A Las Vegas Showgirl?
Bakura:BlinksUmmm....no. But better!
Yugi:Takes pizzaWhat did you bring?
Bakura:Evil grinYami,meet mr.new cooking knife!!
Yami:Stares at a giant knife
Bakura:It was half off only today!
Everyone:Stares silence wide eyed
Bakura:MUAHAHAHA!!!!Chases Yami
Ryou:Shakes head in dissapointment Oh,shit...
Yugi:Stands upHey you can't put blood on my carpet!
Bakura:StopsI can't?
Yugi:No go to Yami's room!
Silence
Fluffy:Screw this!We need to finish the chapter!
Kaiba:So let's plot already!
Marik:Yes let's!
Ryou:Ok everyone take a peace of paper and pencil.We can plot on paper.
Bakura:I can live with that...
Ryou:MumblesAnd I thought you were sane.
-Hour later-
Ryou:Bangs head on a piece of paper where his evil plot isSHADDUP ALREADY!!!
Kaiba:Yes cease the kissyness!!
Yami:Tears paper in half distracted
Marik:Making out with Bakura
Bakura:Doing the same
Yugi:WILL YOU STOP ALREADY?!
Marik:Pulls awayWhats with you??
Ryou:You guys wont shutup!
Kaiba:Yes.
Bakura:Oh please it isn't like we're having sex!
Marik:Not that I'd have it with you or anything!
Yugi:But you guys don't even like eachother!
Marik:I know.
Yami:Why are you making out then??
Bakura:I put vodca in the pizza!
Everyone:Freezes
Bakura:Only on me and Mariks slice!
Ryou:Slaps Bakura aside the head Mental Freakshow!
Bakura:Hey!! I ain't a freakshow!
Ryou:If you're drunk you are.
Bakura:You saying you wanna fight?
Ryou:Oh bring it on!!!
-Background changes into arena Clash Colliseum like in Battle City-
Yami:In the ref suit with mike Welcome to the Clash in the Colliseum! Notices the fake hollogram people still cheering for KaibaDamn you Kaiba!!!
Kaiba:MUAHAHAHA!!! I don't need this!! Jumps out of the hollogram and dies falling out of the building
Yami:Weird...Anyway,in this corner we have the cute little angel Ryou!!Points
Ryou:Punching a punching bag dressed in red pants
Yami:Uhhh....And in this corner,we got the great main attraction in the freakshow Bakura!Points
Marik:He's going down!!!
Ryou:Using punching bag and starts laughing No doubt about that!
Yugi:Remember,the heart of the cards!!
Ryou:We ain't dueling!!
Yugi:Oh...YAY!!!
Yami:And let's start!!
Marik:Hold up card in a bikiniRound one!
Bakura:You goin down hikari!
Ryou:Yeah right!!
Ryou:Just you watch! Punches Bakura in the mouth
Bakura:Gets up from falling and feels blood from the punch I beg to differ.And plus why would I if I have a front seat for a beating?! Punches him in the stomach
-Seconds later-
Yami:And Bakura has one the first round.
Yugi:KICK HIS ASS RYOU!!!
Ryou:Hehe...I will! Dodges a punch and hurts Barry in the neckDie you bastard!
Bakura:Yeah right I'm gonna take my cake and steal yours too and eat it! Punches him aside the head
Ryou:Ooh you no touchy mah precious hair!! Slaps him with the boxing gloves aside the cheek
-About 20 minutes later-
Yami:And finally Bakura falls!!
Yugi:GET UP SWEAETIE!!!!!
Bakura:SHADDUP YOU DEADBEAT!!! Punches Yugi in the nose
Marik and Yami:Umm...YAAAYYYY!!!!!
Marik:Eating a muffin while watching the fight
Yami:And it's down to the last round,next one wins!
-5 minutes later-
Bakura:You goin down baby!
Ryou:Right...
Bakura:GigglesBaby...Baby...Baby...Wahh..Wahh...Wahh
Ryou:Don't...Call...Me...BABY!!!
-Later-
Yami:And Ryou wins!!!
Fake hollogram audience:Still cheering Kaiba
Yami:SHADDUP!!! THE PARENTS WHO MADE YOU ARE MADE FROM SEE THROUGH PEXIGLASS!!!! [That made no sense...]
Audience:Faints
Yugi:Ryou!! You won!!!
Ryou:Turns to Yugi with an evil grinWho said I was done?