Ryou:BlinksWait!
Yami:Already at the steering wheelWhat?
Ryou:How are we going to get to the Shadow Realm...in a car...and 4 people?
Bakura:You know that's a good question. We don't need to go in a car. But also we need to get there somehow.Plus there's one flaw in Ryous plan.
Ryou:There is?
Bakura:If we're in someone elses body,with a mill. item,we can't go. The shadows will kill us.
Yugi:He's right.They'll think we actually stole the items thanks to that bastard Ishizu.
Yami:Shit.
Ryou:Looks down the roadSpeaking of the devil...Goes in the carWe should get going somewhere.
Yugi:But we can't go anywhere!!!
Bakura:I know! We can go to Canada!
Yami:Canada?! We can't go there by car!
Bakura:Who said we have to go by car! We can go by power!
Yugi:Power?
Bakura:The power ofRaises hands to make a rainbowImaaaaginaaaatioooon!!
Ryou:He's finally cracked.
Yami:Yup.Can we just drive off without him?
Ryou:NO!!!
Yami:Why?
Ryou:He's my Yami! If you leave him, I'm leaving too!Clings to Bakura who pushes Ryou off
Yugi:There's a farm down over there.Why don't we go there?
Yami:Sure.Not like we have anywhere else to go.
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Meanwhile...
Ishizu:Driving on the freeway on a motor-bikeThere's nothing they can do to get away from me!I'll kill them and make sure the rats-Ooh! DairyQueen!!!
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Anywayz
All four people:Running away from the hillbillies
One HillyBilly:DIE YOU WITCHES!!!
Yami:Running at the same pace as BakuraYou really shouldn't have ruined the Cotton Eye Joe song they were playing! Have you any manners?!
Bakura:If I did,I left em in the toilet 5000 years ago pharoah!
Yugi:Next time,don't use the man-eating bug to grab their attention!
Ryou:Jumps onto Bakuras backRun faster!
Bakura:Now isn't the time for piggyback rides but I'll deal with it.I still have another 1000 years in me!
Yugi:Hops on Yamis pack tooGo dammit!
Yami:Plops face forward on the ground with Bakura trailing behind
Bakura:KneelsTHAT'S IT!!! I CANNOT BE A DAMN GIRL ANYMORE!!!Takes out knife from his pocket
Ryou:Bakura no!
Bakura:Stares at knife then at RyouNo what?
Yami:Don't kill yourself!
Bakura:LaughsI'm not gonna kill myself.Throws knife toward hillybillys head and reaches deeper into pocketHere's my deck!
Yugi:You want to duel?
Ryou:You are so weird!
Bakura:Not that...Takes out a cardI summon Magic Box!
Magic Box:Pops out of nowhere
Yami:Tomb Robber...
Bakura:Goes inside one of the boxes
Yugi:Oh,that! That is smart!
Bakura:Seconds later after the knifes and stuff walks out of the box as Bakura
Ryou:Hugs BakuraYou're Bakura again!
Yami:Wait...who's in the other box? That card is suppose to...
Everyone:Stares at Anzu stabbed everywere
Bakura:MUAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi:Can we get going now?
Bakura:Wait.Gets out the man eating bug againGo bug! Eat dinner! Runs off with everyone else
Yami:So where to?Our car is on the other side!
Bakura:Makes rainbowImaaaaginaaaation!!!
Yami:Get serious!
Yugi:He may have a point there Yami.
Yami:What hikari?
Yugi:Get your winged dragon of Ra out!
Yami:You're right!Reaches for pocket Dammit! I'm still in Mariks body! He has my deck!
Ryou:Smooth.Now what?
Yami:All we have is Bakuras deck.How can that help?
Bakura:CoughsI have a blue eyes black dragon...
Yugi:How'd you get Kaiba's card if it was in my deck?!
Ryou:GlaresStill a tomb robber.Geestelijke buitenissig!!!!
Bakura:What was that?
Ryou:It's mental freak in dutch.
Yugi:Oh...Interesting...
Yami:Use the damn card!!!
Bakura:We need to sacrifice 1 person!
Ryou:What?! Who are we going to sacrifice?
Yami:Looks around all of them
Yugi:I don't wanna go into a soul card!
Bakura:Hurry! They're coming closer!
Yami:Who though?
Ryou:I'll go.
Bakura:No! Not you!
Ryou:Just hurry and summon the card!
Bakura:No! I forbid-
Ryou:Just do it! Get the Blue Eyes to attack me already! You'll know what to do after it.
Bakura:Tears in eyesFine...Takes out Blue Eyes Attck Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
Blue Eyes:Attacks Ryou
Ryou:Disappears in an instant
Bakura:Sighs sadlyAttack again Blue Eyes!Points to hillbillies
Hillbillies:ACK! IT'S THE SON OF THE DAMN MONKEY UNCLE!!!Burn into ashes
Yami:Let's start walking back to the car.
Yugi:Right.
Bakura:Walks slowly
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Nightfall
Yami:Driving the car snickering So to Canada Bakura?
Bakura:In the back seat grumbling Who cares? We're all gonna die anyway.
Yugi:In front watching the sky Yami?
Yami:What?
Yugi:What did Ryou mean by us knowing what to do after he goes to the graveyard?
Yami:I don't know Yugi.Turns to Bakura What do you think?
Bakura:I think we're all gonna die.
Yami:Already at the steering wheelWhat?
Ryou:How are we going to get to the Shadow Realm...in a car...and 4 people?
Bakura:You know that's a good question. We don't need to go in a car. But also we need to get there somehow.Plus there's one flaw in Ryous plan.
Ryou:There is?
Bakura:If we're in someone elses body,with a mill. item,we can't go. The shadows will kill us.
Yugi:He's right.They'll think we actually stole the items thanks to that bastard Ishizu.
Yami:Shit.
Ryou:Looks down the roadSpeaking of the devil...Goes in the carWe should get going somewhere.
Yugi:But we can't go anywhere!!!
Bakura:I know! We can go to Canada!
Yami:Canada?! We can't go there by car!
Bakura:Who said we have to go by car! We can go by power!
Yugi:Power?
Bakura:The power ofRaises hands to make a rainbowImaaaaginaaaatioooon!!
Ryou:He's finally cracked.
Yami:Yup.Can we just drive off without him?
Ryou:NO!!!
Yami:Why?
Ryou:He's my Yami! If you leave him, I'm leaving too!Clings to Bakura who pushes Ryou off
Yugi:There's a farm down over there.Why don't we go there?
Yami:Sure.Not like we have anywhere else to go.
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Meanwhile...
Ishizu:Driving on the freeway on a motor-bikeThere's nothing they can do to get away from me!I'll kill them and make sure the rats-Ooh! DairyQueen!!!
---
Anywayz
All four people:Running away from the hillbillies
One HillyBilly:DIE YOU WITCHES!!!
Yami:Running at the same pace as BakuraYou really shouldn't have ruined the Cotton Eye Joe song they were playing! Have you any manners?!
Bakura:If I did,I left em in the toilet 5000 years ago pharoah!
Yugi:Next time,don't use the man-eating bug to grab their attention!
Ryou:Jumps onto Bakuras backRun faster!
Bakura:Now isn't the time for piggyback rides but I'll deal with it.I still have another 1000 years in me!
Yugi:Hops on Yamis pack tooGo dammit!
Yami:Plops face forward on the ground with Bakura trailing behind
Bakura:KneelsTHAT'S IT!!! I CANNOT BE A DAMN GIRL ANYMORE!!!Takes out knife from his pocket
Ryou:Bakura no!
Bakura:Stares at knife then at RyouNo what?
Yami:Don't kill yourself!
Bakura:LaughsI'm not gonna kill myself.Throws knife toward hillybillys head and reaches deeper into pocketHere's my deck!
Yugi:You want to duel?
Ryou:You are so weird!
Bakura:Not that...Takes out a cardI summon Magic Box!
Magic Box:Pops out of nowhere
Yami:Tomb Robber...
Bakura:Goes inside one of the boxes
Yugi:Oh,that! That is smart!
Bakura:Seconds later after the knifes and stuff walks out of the box as Bakura
Ryou:Hugs BakuraYou're Bakura again!
Yami:Wait...who's in the other box? That card is suppose to...
Everyone:Stares at Anzu stabbed everywere
Bakura:MUAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi:Can we get going now?
Bakura:Wait.Gets out the man eating bug againGo bug! Eat dinner! Runs off with everyone else
Yami:So where to?Our car is on the other side!
Bakura:Makes rainbowImaaaaginaaaation!!!
Yami:Get serious!
Yugi:He may have a point there Yami.
Yami:What hikari?
Yugi:Get your winged dragon of Ra out!
Yami:You're right!Reaches for pocket Dammit! I'm still in Mariks body! He has my deck!
Ryou:Smooth.Now what?
Yami:All we have is Bakuras deck.How can that help?
Bakura:CoughsI have a blue eyes black dragon...
Yugi:How'd you get Kaiba's card if it was in my deck?!
Ryou:GlaresStill a tomb robber.Geestelijke buitenissig!!!!
Bakura:What was that?
Ryou:It's mental freak in dutch.
Yugi:Oh...Interesting...
Yami:Use the damn card!!!
Bakura:We need to sacrifice 1 person!
Ryou:What?! Who are we going to sacrifice?
Yami:Looks around all of them
Yugi:I don't wanna go into a soul card!
Bakura:Hurry! They're coming closer!
Yami:Who though?
Ryou:I'll go.
Bakura:No! Not you!
Ryou:Just hurry and summon the card!
Bakura:No! I forbid-
Ryou:Just do it! Get the Blue Eyes to attack me already! You'll know what to do after it.
Bakura:Tears in eyesFine...Takes out Blue Eyes Attck Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
Blue Eyes:Attacks Ryou
Ryou:Disappears in an instant
Bakura:Sighs sadlyAttack again Blue Eyes!Points to hillbillies
Hillbillies:ACK! IT'S THE SON OF THE DAMN MONKEY UNCLE!!!Burn into ashes
Yami:Let's start walking back to the car.
Yugi:Right.
Bakura:Walks slowly
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Nightfall
Yami:Driving the car snickering So to Canada Bakura?
Bakura:In the back seat grumbling Who cares? We're all gonna die anyway.
Yugi:In front watching the sky Yami?
Yami:What?
Yugi:What did Ryou mean by us knowing what to do after he goes to the graveyard?
Yami:I don't know Yugi.Turns to Bakura What do you think?
Bakura:I think we're all gonna die.