Sirius: I'm bored.
Remus: Uh-oh. That's never a good thing.
James (in high voice): Here, Snivellus Snivellus Snivellus....
Peter: looks excited
Remus (thinking): Great, here we go again. And this time no Lily around. Yep, just terrific.
Sirius: Oooooh, look, something shiny!
James: quits calling Snape to watch
Peter: looks disappointed (mutters) Darned shiny thing....
Sirius: walks over to shiny ball that looks like one of those lawn decoration thingymabobbers and touches it
Alyssa, Squidward, Tevan, Merry (the hobbit whose last name I can't remember), Mrs. Desaire, some random old guy on a bike, me, Hannah, and an elk: appear out of nowhere
James, Remus, and the random old guy on a bike: YOU IDIOT!
Hannah and I: Yay! A lot of shiny things!
Sirius: Yay! More people who like shiny things!
Tevan: Yay! I get to meet the Marauders and Layna doesn't!
Squidward (looking at Mrs. Desaire): Yay! Somebody to wrestle with!
Mrs. Desaire: Yay! Lots of people that I can yell at for talking!
Elk: Yay! Grass!
Peter: Yay! A talking elk!
Alyssa: Why is everybody saying ÔYay'?
Merry: Yay! Somebody else who's thinking that!
Alyssa: Grrrrrrrrr.
Hannah: Hey, that's my line! How rude!
Me: James, are you shiny?
Sirius: Hey, why didn't I think of that?
James: Umm, no.
Random old guy on a bike: My bike is shiny, though.
Hannah, Sirius, and I: Yay! Something shiny!
Hannah: Oh, cool, that elk is shiny, too!
Elk: Who, me? looks alarmed, steals the old guy's bike to get away from us
Sirius: Nooooooo! The shiny elk is getting away on the shiny bike! Somebody get him! Hey, Alyssa, your earring is shiny.
Alyssa: Uh.....help?
Merry: Don't worry ---
James: Be happy!
Merry: No, no, I'm supposed to say, ÔDon't worry, I'll save you!
James: Oh.
Merry: Don't worry, I'll save you! Hai-YAH!
Tevan: Ahem, I'm the one who knows martial arts here.
Merry: Yes, but I have a sword.
Tevan: Okay, fair point. Let's BOTH defend her!
Alyssa (thinking): Oh, boy... a hobbit and Layna's brother both trying to protect me from a fictional character who wants my shiny earring.
Remus: Hey, how come I haven't said anything since I yelled at Sirius? looks around, trying to glare at the author, but she's not in her usual spot
Me: Yoo-hoo, I'm over here!
Remus: Oh yeah. starts chasing me
Me: I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that. OY, TEVAN, MERRY! OVER HERE!
Hannah: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Come back, shiny elk! Mrs. Desaire, you have to help me bring them back!
Betty: Your call did not go through. Will you please hang up, and try your call again.
Jaden: Hey, Betty is MY name! starts doing a can-can and tries to join Remus in attacking the author at the same time
Merry: cuts a hole in Jaden's can-can dress with his sword
Jaden: Oh no! My giant top hat is missing!
Squidward: walks over wearing Jaden's giant top hat Where did you come from?
Jaden: Uhhhh, Turkmenistan.
Squidward: Well, stop saying you can draw me committing suicide! AAAAAAAARGH! Attacks Jaden and knocks him unconcious
Merry: Wakes up Jaden, dances, and eats french fries And THAT'S why you shouldn't steal my best friend's lemons.
Jaden: looks horrified Not again....And that dancing was really scary.
Me (calling after Merry): You know, as nice as it is to see Jaden get harassed by the fictional characters that he abuses regularly, Remus is about to attack me.
Remus: Who me? Whatever gave you that idea? I'm just standing here listening to Eminem, which I don't get because I don't even know who Eminem is.
Me: Oh, in that case, I'll just go trick Jaden into eating tofu now.
Kati's trampoline: appears out of nowhere
Me: How handy. Oh wait, why do I need a trampoline?
Tevan: Unlike Candy. Back off, Sirius! The earring is MINE!
Alyssa: looks scared, runs away, and cowers on the trampoline
Me: Well, I suppose that's a good use for it. Hey, Jaden, did you know tofu is really good?
Jaden: Really? Is it better than lemons?
Hannah: holds out bowl of tofu See for yourself.
Jaden: Mmmffffffwwwww.
Hannah: Something about potatoes, right?
Me: Dunno. Let's squish him.
Hannah and I: Jump on Jaden repeatedly
Jaden: Fffffffmmmmmuuuuuu!! spits out tofu I mean, get off me! Ouch!
Me: holds out bowl of tofu, which Jaden grabs Wow, you actually like it! takes picture of this monumental event
Jaden: dislocates his shoulder trying to not be in the picture
Tevan: Hey! I resemble that! The tofu comment, I mean!
Me: Don't you mean Ôresent'?
Tevan: points to cardboard cutout of himself with a neon sign that says Ôthe tofu comment' over it No.
Me: Oh. I see.
Peter: runs over and sits on Jaden What? You two stopped jumping.
Hannah: So? We changed our minds.
Me: We did? Ow! Oh, yeah, we did...
Jaden: Ooooooooouuuuuuffffffmmmmm..... uuuugggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sirius: Perhaps that's how they talk in Turkmenistan.
Hannah: No, his mouth is just full of tofu.
Sirius: Is tofu shiny?
Hannah: Good question. Jaden, is tofu shiny?
Jaden: Mmmmmmfffffffff.
Me: Hey, MF! Mezzo forte!
Squidward: I think that's a no.
Betty: Let's un-tofu Jaden.
James: Why? I happen to like gorillas, thank you very much.
Betty: Because that way, we can throw water balloons at him.
Tevan: Ummm... why?
Betty: To find out if tofu is shiny, of course!
Random old guy on a bike: Sounds like a plan to me!
Me: All in favor of un-tofuing Jaden and throwing water balloons at him, say ÔCUCUMBER!'!
Everybody except Jaden, Squidward and Merry: CUCUMBER!
Squidward and Merry: CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER!!!!!!!!!
Jaden: Nnnnnnnnllllllll!
Sirius: Are cucumbers shiny? conjures watermelons and untapes Jaden
Squidward: Hang on, why do we all have watermelons?
Sirius: Oh, they were supposed to be water BALLOONS, weren't they? Oh well, let's throw these watermelons at him!
Me (in extremely high voice): NYUK NYUK NYUK!!! no one notices, they're too busy pelting Jaden with watermelons but missing because of his reflexes developed by dodging cameras for several years
THE END (maybe) Last minute A/N before I post this: When I wrote this, I put astrics around the actions, but on the preview they're not showing up, so I dunno if they will on here or not. But they WERE in there originally!
Remus: Uh-oh. That's never a good thing.
James (in high voice): Here, Snivellus Snivellus Snivellus....
Peter: looks excited
Remus (thinking): Great, here we go again. And this time no Lily around. Yep, just terrific.
Sirius: Oooooh, look, something shiny!
James: quits calling Snape to watch
Peter: looks disappointed (mutters) Darned shiny thing....
Sirius: walks over to shiny ball that looks like one of those lawn decoration thingymabobbers and touches it
Alyssa, Squidward, Tevan, Merry (the hobbit whose last name I can't remember), Mrs. Desaire, some random old guy on a bike, me, Hannah, and an elk: appear out of nowhere
James, Remus, and the random old guy on a bike: YOU IDIOT!
Hannah and I: Yay! A lot of shiny things!
Sirius: Yay! More people who like shiny things!
Tevan: Yay! I get to meet the Marauders and Layna doesn't!
Squidward (looking at Mrs. Desaire): Yay! Somebody to wrestle with!
Mrs. Desaire: Yay! Lots of people that I can yell at for talking!
Elk: Yay! Grass!
Peter: Yay! A talking elk!
Alyssa: Why is everybody saying ÔYay'?
Merry: Yay! Somebody else who's thinking that!
Alyssa: Grrrrrrrrr.
Hannah: Hey, that's my line! How rude!
Me: James, are you shiny?
Sirius: Hey, why didn't I think of that?
James: Umm, no.
Random old guy on a bike: My bike is shiny, though.
Hannah, Sirius, and I: Yay! Something shiny!
Hannah: Oh, cool, that elk is shiny, too!
Elk: Who, me? looks alarmed, steals the old guy's bike to get away from us
Sirius: Nooooooo! The shiny elk is getting away on the shiny bike! Somebody get him! Hey, Alyssa, your earring is shiny.
Alyssa: Uh.....help?
Merry: Don't worry ---
James: Be happy!
Merry: No, no, I'm supposed to say, ÔDon't worry, I'll save you!
James: Oh.
Merry: Don't worry, I'll save you! Hai-YAH!
Tevan: Ahem, I'm the one who knows martial arts here.
Merry: Yes, but I have a sword.
Tevan: Okay, fair point. Let's BOTH defend her!
Alyssa (thinking): Oh, boy... a hobbit and Layna's brother both trying to protect me from a fictional character who wants my shiny earring.
Remus: Hey, how come I haven't said anything since I yelled at Sirius? looks around, trying to glare at the author, but she's not in her usual spot
Me: Yoo-hoo, I'm over here!
Remus: Oh yeah. starts chasing me
Me: I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that. OY, TEVAN, MERRY! OVER HERE!
Hannah: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Come back, shiny elk! Mrs. Desaire, you have to help me bring them back!
Betty: Your call did not go through. Will you please hang up, and try your call again.
Jaden: Hey, Betty is MY name! starts doing a can-can and tries to join Remus in attacking the author at the same time
Merry: cuts a hole in Jaden's can-can dress with his sword
Jaden: Oh no! My giant top hat is missing!
Squidward: walks over wearing Jaden's giant top hat Where did you come from?
Jaden: Uhhhh, Turkmenistan.
Squidward: Well, stop saying you can draw me committing suicide! AAAAAAAARGH! Attacks Jaden and knocks him unconcious
Merry: Wakes up Jaden, dances, and eats french fries And THAT'S why you shouldn't steal my best friend's lemons.
Jaden: looks horrified Not again....And that dancing was really scary.
Me (calling after Merry): You know, as nice as it is to see Jaden get harassed by the fictional characters that he abuses regularly, Remus is about to attack me.
Remus: Who me? Whatever gave you that idea? I'm just standing here listening to Eminem, which I don't get because I don't even know who Eminem is.
Me: Oh, in that case, I'll just go trick Jaden into eating tofu now.
Kati's trampoline: appears out of nowhere
Me: How handy. Oh wait, why do I need a trampoline?
Tevan: Unlike Candy. Back off, Sirius! The earring is MINE!
Alyssa: looks scared, runs away, and cowers on the trampoline
Me: Well, I suppose that's a good use for it. Hey, Jaden, did you know tofu is really good?
Jaden: Really? Is it better than lemons?
Hannah: holds out bowl of tofu See for yourself.
Jaden: Mmmffffffwwwww.
Hannah: Something about potatoes, right?
Me: Dunno. Let's squish him.
Hannah and I: Jump on Jaden repeatedly
Jaden: Fffffffmmmmmuuuuuu!! spits out tofu I mean, get off me! Ouch!
Me: holds out bowl of tofu, which Jaden grabs Wow, you actually like it! takes picture of this monumental event
Jaden: dislocates his shoulder trying to not be in the picture
Tevan: Hey! I resemble that! The tofu comment, I mean!
Me: Don't you mean Ôresent'?
Tevan: points to cardboard cutout of himself with a neon sign that says Ôthe tofu comment' over it No.
Me: Oh. I see.
Peter: runs over and sits on Jaden What? You two stopped jumping.
Hannah: So? We changed our minds.
Me: We did? Ow! Oh, yeah, we did...
Jaden: Ooooooooouuuuuuffffffmmmmm..... uuuugggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sirius: Perhaps that's how they talk in Turkmenistan.
Hannah: No, his mouth is just full of tofu.
Sirius: Is tofu shiny?
Hannah: Good question. Jaden, is tofu shiny?
Jaden: Mmmmmmfffffffff.
Me: Hey, MF! Mezzo forte!
Squidward: I think that's a no.
Betty: Let's un-tofu Jaden.
James: Why? I happen to like gorillas, thank you very much.
Betty: Because that way, we can throw water balloons at him.
Tevan: Ummm... why?
Betty: To find out if tofu is shiny, of course!
Random old guy on a bike: Sounds like a plan to me!
Me: All in favor of un-tofuing Jaden and throwing water balloons at him, say ÔCUCUMBER!'!
Everybody except Jaden, Squidward and Merry: CUCUMBER!
Squidward and Merry: CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER!!!!!!!!!
Jaden: Nnnnnnnnllllllll!
Sirius: Are cucumbers shiny? conjures watermelons and untapes Jaden
Squidward: Hang on, why do we all have watermelons?
Sirius: Oh, they were supposed to be water BALLOONS, weren't they? Oh well, let's throw these watermelons at him!
Me (in extremely high voice): NYUK NYUK NYUK!!! no one notices, they're too busy pelting Jaden with watermelons but missing because of his reflexes developed by dodging cameras for several years
THE END (maybe) Last minute A/N before I post this: When I wrote this, I put astrics around the actions, but on the preview they're not showing up, so I dunno if they will on here or not. But they WERE in there originally!