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Chapter 13

"are we almost there, Shinra? I'm really hungry..." Lexi whined as she held her stomach.

"if you keep eating, Lexi, you'll get fat," Rick said, smirking.

"no i wont..." she said...looking at her size.

"yes you will, if you keep eating liek that, it all starts going to your butt," he said throwing Chappu blitzball at it, making her yelp and then glare, "then your arms," Rick takes a chunck of Lexi's arm, and wiggles it, making sure everyone sees. "then your thighs," he says pointing to her thick thighs, "then your chest..." he says observing her chest, getting a punch in the face. "but by then you're an ugly and fat bitch!" Rick laughed, as he rubbed his eye.

"i hate you so very much..." Lexi said and gave him another punch in the eye. Rick shut his eyes and fainted.

"wow, that was one heck of a blow..." Tidus said, looking down at Rick, who had X-es for eyes.

"...well, i guess we gotta drag him the rest of the way..." Leif sighed, grabbing Rick's wrist.

"Chappu, grab the other one so we can drag him," Leif said, pointing to Rick's limp hand.

"ok, ya?" Chappu said, smiling. He grabbed Rick's wrist and the group began walking again.

"don't you feel guilty for hurtin Rick all the time, Lexi?" Tidus asked.

"no, why should I? I didn't kill him or anything," she said looking away from him with her eyes shut.

"well, i mean, you punched him!"

"he had it coming ok? and you do too if you don't shut up," she said glaring at him with her two different eye colors.

"heheheh..." Tidus turned away from her, and became silent.

"aww, c'mon Lexi, you don't gotta be so mean to him like that," Leif laughed, looking at her.

"yah i do, he's..." Lexi looked over at TIdus who was talking to Evie and SHinra.

"he's what?"

"what?"

"finish your sentence." He said to her. Lexi couldn't remember what she was going to say, she was looking at him too long.

"heheh, me thinks you like the blond, ya?" Chappu said, chuckling.

"at the end of that sentence, you're supposed 2 say 'no'" Leif corrected.

"ok ok, me thinks you like the blond, no, ya?" Chappu corrected. Lexi laughed as Leif shook his head in dismay, but he had a smile on his face.

Meanwhile, Tidus was talkin to SHinra and Evie.

"why are you here with us? you're usually with them," Evie said, noticing him beside Shinra.

"why? because Lexi's being a bitch, that's why." SHinra laughed as an answer.

"what? she is!" Tidus said, frowning.

"Lexi isn't, she's just very protective of herself." SHinra thought, maybe he was wrong, or maybe he was right, or maybe LExi really was a bitch. Who knows...

"well, she's a very good friend of mine." Evie smiled as she watched Leif and Lexi laugh.

"ha, good friend, i don't think so...she's such a bitch..."

"is that all you're gonna call her?" Evie asked him.

"no, i'll find words later..." Evie rolled her eyes and Tidus began mummbling to himself how he's gonna dicipline her and everything. SHinra turned to Evie.

"so...uhh...Evie..."

"yes?" Evie looked at him with a smile.

Shinra became hot, his face began to blush and his heart pounded against his chest. What was he going to say?

"I-I-I..what a nice d-day we're having..." he coughed out, 'what the hell was that Shinra?! that was corney!' he thought.

"hmmm, yet it is," she smiled as she looked up to the sky.

"Look at that Leif..." Lexi gasped, "look at the cow!"

"yah...i know...Rick is gaining consiousness..." Leif said, sighing.

"no no no, the clouds! its a cow! ohh ohh now it's a flower!! look Leif!!"

Shirna and Evie gazed up together and they saw a flower shaped cloud. Evie and shinra laughed. it was a cute and sort of corney, but hey whatever worked, right?

"hey! let's play a game, ya?" Chappu said pipeing up.

"yah! what game?" Leif asked, as Rick stood up.

"well, Lexi can hide and we-" Chappu was interrupted by Rick.

"and find her! right! Lexi! hide!!" Rick exclaimed, pushing her forward.

"no! that's not how you play, ya?! she hides and we try to guess what number shes tinking of, ya?"

Everyone stared at him blankly.

"what?..." Lexi said bluntly.

"yah! let's play, ya?"

"that game doesn't make any sense...explain it again." Leif said,

"she hides, and we try to guess what number shes thinking of, ya? it's simple ya? Lexi, hide, ya?"

"no!" lexi exclaimed, looking forward as they kept walking.

"why not, ya?"

"because it's a loose shoopuf!!!!" Lexi ran the other way.

"ohh no you dont..." Tidus said grabbing her shoulder. he looked up and his eyes widened, "yes you do!!! RUN!" Tidus and her ran the other way.

"wait you two, that's not a shoopuf," Shinra said looking at it.

"then what is it!?!?!" Lexi and Tidus exclaimed.

"it's a float," SHinra answered,

"looks pretty heavy to me," Rick scoffed

"yah, that fat shupuff..." Leif agreed,

"hey! don't!! that's not very nice!" someone yelled from inside the float. the group exchanged glances, and from under the float came out a girl. She was a little bit shorter than Evie. SHe wore a yellow jumper with a pair of white boots. she had brown hair that was tied back in a half ponytail.

"what the hell?" Rick said outloud, "Sai?"

"hi Rick! Hi Leif!" she piped, excitedly. LExi growled in her throat.

"oh lord no..." Leif took a step back.

"huh?" Lexi blinked as he did, then asked, "you know her?"

"that's...Sai..." Leif gulped.

"hey, Leif are you still going out with that chick?" she asked, cuddling up to him.

"no...b-but i got someone in mind..." He answered, Rick and Chappu snickered.

"oh, who would that be?" she smiled sweetly at him.

"she's..."

"hey, sister, let go of him! obviously he's not comfortable with you grabbing at him liek that!" Lexi said pushing Sai away.

"and who are you?!"

"the names Lexi, who are you?" Lexi said as she glared at her.

"I'm Sai, are you Leif's girlfriend?" at that moment, everyone burst out laughing.

"what? what did i say?" Sai asked.

"hahah you think...ahahhaa" Rick began to cry.

"Lexi!? and Leif?! HAHAHA" Shinra laughed.

"heheh, good match but not possible, ya?" Chappu laughed.

"hahaha Lexi? it's funny that if Leif is gonna be her boyfriend then he MUST be desperate!" Tidus shot in. Lexi and Leif punched him in the eye.

"SHut up blondie!" Lexi growled.

"yeah, moron, you don't understand..." Leif sighed, and glanced over at Sai who was winking at him. he shuddered.

"where are you guys headed?" she asked picking up her float.

"Too Moonflow, then-" Shinra started.

"was i asking you?" Sai snapped, glaring at Shinra. he raised an eyebrow, shaking his head. Evie scoffed out a laugh.

"who are you with, Rick? A whore and a nerd, why didn't you two just stay here? with me?" Sai asked as they began walking with her.

"hey! i'm not a whore bitch!!" Lexi screamed, "and Evie isn't a nerd!!"

"i wasn't talking about her, i was talking about that Albino,"

"well...he's not a nerd! he makes your float look like Rick's dirty ass!" Lexi glared.

"Hey! i clean it every once in a while!!" Rick exclaimed, everyone inced away a little more.

"notice, she didn't stick up for you being albino..." Tidus whispered to Shinra.

"well, can't deny the obvious..." Shinra shrugged.

"okay you two, stop fighting." LEif sighed, he couldn't take it anymore. 'Why is Lexi always doing that, and Sai is just plain annoying! ugly to boot...' he thought.

"anything for you, Leif," Sai sighed dreamily and batted her lashes at him. Leif shook his head and sighed. 'i can't take this...we better get away fast...Save me Lexi!'

"wow...look at this place!" Lexi gasped as the view of the water came into sight. "C'mon Leif!" Lexi grabbed his hand but Sai pushed her aside, making Lexi fall on her face.

"ow..." she groaned and stood up too late to see Sai walking forward with Leif.

"uhg...ok whatever, c'mon Tidus, let's go see the lake!!" Lexi exclaimed, grabbing his hand and dragging him to the waters edge.

"there go the lovers, or the non-lovers..." Rick laughed, and walked ahead with Chappu.

"C-C-Care to take a toll, -er- roll -uhg-...uhh...uhhh..." Shinra said as he offered his arm.

Evie giggled, "of course," she greatfully accepted his arm and began walking.

"wow, look Tidus...it's beautiful..." Lexi gasped as she bent over to look into the water.

"yeah, it is..." Tidus smiled and looked down as well.

"do you think we'll get to stay up late enough to see the pyrflies?" Lexi asked with such curiosity, Tidus looked at her with a smile.

"i dunno, ask Shinra," LExi and Tidus turned around to ask Shinra but he was only half way away with Evie. You could almost hear his suttering and Evie giggling and laughing at some of his mistakes. Tidus and Lexi exchanged glances and laughed.

"Hey, Leif looks like you're having fun," Rick nudged his brothers ribs.

"help, make her let go!" Leif exclaimed quietly, Chappu and Rick laughed.

"well, lets get...get..get on th-th-that Shoe...-er- puff..." Shinra said once the two caught up.

"good call!" LExi exclaimed as she stood up with Tidus.

"Race ya," she said, and she and Tidus raced to the boarding area.

Everyone chased after them.

"heey wait up!!" Leif yelled trying to make Sai let go of him. He ended up dragging Sai to the boarding area.

"Hurry up you guys! let's go!!!" Lexi shouted from the top of the shupuff.

"yah! or else Lexi gets thrown into the water!" Tidus smiled,

"what?! oh no you don't! me and water don't mix,"

"you mean, whore and water don't mix..." Rick said

"SHUT UP RICK!!! COME OVER HERE SO I CAN HURT YOU!!" Lexi shouted at him.

once they caught up, Rick and Lexi were growling at eachother.

"ok you...you two stop..." shinra sighed, Evie smiled.

"Sai..." Leif sighed, gasping for breath. Tidus and Lexi looked behind.

"yes, sweetie?" Sai blinked and giggled.

"you're heavy, now let go..."

"big girls... there's always more to love" said rick under his breath. Chappu laughed and gave him a high five.

"so...you don't like water?" Tidus asked, smirking.

"nope...i hate water..." Tidus quickly picked Lexi up and put her over the rail.

"AH!! LET GO OF ME! PERVERT LET GO!!! GAAHHH!!!" She screamed.

"put her down, Tidus..." Shinra sighed, shaking his head.

"yes sir!" Tidus let go of Lexi over the rail. she screamed as loud as she could, water+crazy Besaide non-swimmer=death...

"heheh, just jokin Lex, i wouldnt drop you," Tidus grabbed her quickly and placed her on her feet.

"curse you!" she kicked his chin, "that wasn't funny!" Tidus toppled over in pain.

"Let go now, please..." Leif wheezed as he sat on the chair.

"So, Leif...why is that chick always hanging on to you?" he asked.

"because i love him, dumbass," Sai answered.

"and why are you here?"

"because i live on the other side of moonflow,"

"how do you know Leif and Rick?"

"We used to live here, then moved to Besaid." Leif said, still trying to push her off.

"i would too if i knew there was someone like her stalking me." Tidus shuddered. Sai shot a glare at him.

"we should play a game, ya?" Chappu said, smiling in his fobness.

"ok what game?"

"well, Lexi hides and we guess what number shes thinking of, ya?" Chappu smiled, everyone groaned, "what, ya?"

"no...we tried this already ol' Chap...it doesn't work..." Leif sighed,

"oh ya, ya...well then, let's make Tidus hide and guess what number he's thinking of, ya?"

"who said you could laugh?" Lexi snapped at Sai, she shut up quickly.

"haha, there's never a dull moment when you're around, Chappu," Tidus punched Chappu's arm playfully.

"haha, thanks ya?"

Lexi smiled and turned to the rail to watch the sun set into the blue water. The sky's orangy pink hue merged with the mirrored waves and became one. She sighed dreamily. Evie turned around too, and gazed out.

"it's beautiful, isn't it..." Evie smiled.

"yah..." Lexi said dreamily.

Shinra looked up from the commotion on the chairs and gazed at the two girls staring out to the horizon. the light reflecting off of thier skin, making them glow. Beautiful...

"don't tell me you're checking Lexi out again, do i have to explain taht she's fat? and fucking ugly?! geez, i don't know why you keep looking at her like that..." Rick said, "she may not be a slut, but god! shes trying to hard."

"Rick..." SHinra sighed, shaking his head.

"what?"

"DIE!!!" LExi exclaimed and threw her boot at him.

"GAHH!! THE PAIN!! MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL AL-BHED GREEN EYES!! GAAHH!!!" Rick exclaimed holding his eye and squirming on the floor.

"oh my god, are you people always like this? Leif! you should have stayed here! with me! you could have stayed sane!!" Sai pounced onto Leifs ARm and squeezed tight.

"GAHH!! NO!! LET GO!! IT HURTS!!! AHH!!!" Leif ran around in circles trying to push Sai off his arm.

"hey, Lexi, aren't you going to help him?" Evie asked, watching him run around. "he looks like he's going insane!"

"i dunno...should i?" Lexi turned to watch Leif run, then turned back to Evie, "naaahhhh..." Chappu, RIck and Tidus were laughing as hard as they could, Rick was crying.

"HAHAHA RICKS GONNA PISS HIS PANTS!! AHHAHAHA" LExi shouted, laughing. she couldn't help it.

"ahhh shut up good nights!" Rick shot back.

"hey! that wasn't my fault! Leif spilled the iced tea!!!" Lexi said, whining. Leif, Chappu and Shinra laughed, it was one of thier sleep overs.

"Here ish your shtop, thank yooh..." said the driver.

"ohh i hate you Rick." lexi glared as she kicked Rick down the stairs.

"ow, ow, ow, ow," Rick groaned as he fell off.

Shinra sighed, "not again..." they all walked down the stairs onto the dirt road once more.

"well, i guess we part ways here," Shinra said to Sai.

"hey! Leif aren't you gonna walk me home?" Sai whined as she tugged at Leifs arm.

"uhhhh, no..."

"why not?!" she whined.

"why not?!" Rick exclaimed, doing his cheap imitation.

"shut it, dick head."

"shut it, whore." Rick shot back with a glare, LExi gave him a high five.

"well, kiss me then," Sai shut her eyes and puckered her lips, then leaned forward.

"wha-what?" LEif looked at her, then back to his group...they were gone...they left him.

"uhhh uhhh..." LEif turned tail and ran, leaving Sai there by herself, waiting for something that was never going to come.

--change scene--

"hey!! you guys!!" Leif exclaiemd as he ran to catch up. he cloud hear them laughing.

"so, did you give her some lip?" Rick chuckled, "and i don't mean putting her down..." Chappu punched Rick in the arm and laughed.

"shut up Rick, as a matter a fact-"

"YOU DID?!?! HOW COULD YOU!!!" LExi gasped, believing him.

"no...i didnt...you didn't let me finish..." LEif chuckled and put Lexi in a playful headlock and messed up her hair.

"GAH! LEIF!" Lexi exclaimed as LEif let her go.

"heey!! leeiif!! waiiit!!" they heard Sai scream from behind, trying to catch up. everyone exchanged glances, and shouted, "RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"