A.N. Sokkla Saturdays 2020 October 3: "I lost my clothes and need to borrow yours"

"Azula, drop off Zuko at our uncles place and return back home. We will have some important meeting later today!" Ozai informed Azula of her duties for today. Azula was nineteen years old girl that was in her first semester in university, but for today she was still his dad's little daughter and had to do what she was told by her parents when she stayed at her parents' home instead of living in the dorm. It was autumn holidays and because of that Azula was staying at her parents' place. Her brother Zuko was one year older than her, but due to bad graduation grades in school he couldn't get into university and instead had to work at his uncle's tea house, in next city where he and Iroh was living. After the graduation form school and his failure to get into university, Zuko was exiled to live and stay at Iroh's place in nearby city with occasional visit to his parents' home that Ursa liked so much.

Azula took family car and after Zuko collected his things they hit the road and were on their way to next city.

"I need to pee!" In the middle of their journey Zuko started to growl.

"Oh, shut up. Could you hold it?" Azula replied to Zuko.

"I really need to WC." Zuko continued to growl.

"We can't stop here!" Zuko received angry response.

"Look like someone is in bad mood because someone wasn't fucked today!" Zuko joked at his sister.

"I am a virgin so of course no one fucked me!" Azula shoot back to Zuko. "Unlike you who stick it anywhere, I could have some serious side effects if I decided to live the life of debauchery."

"Details, details! Now stop somewhere or I will pee in car!" Zuko urged Azula.

Azula had to give up and stopped at nearest gas station. Zuko went to see to his needs while Azula decided to stay in car and wait for him to return. After Zuko returned back Azula decided that it may be good time for her too go to WC and maybe get some coffee. She knew that her brother can be complete fool so she took car keys with her instead of leaving them inside. Still that wasn't enough to prevent disaster from happening when Zuko sat near wheel and tried to pretend he was driving the car. Unlike Azula who got her driving license the first time she too driving exam, Zuko failed his five times already. That didn't mean he didn't know how to drive; he just doesn't have good enough skills to pass the exam. So, he was playing with the wheel and pedals when he accidentally released hand brake and car started to slowly move out of its place. By the time Zuko noticed what was happening the car was already out of his place and on its way to the road.

Azula returned back from shop with cup of coffee and noticed her car leaving. She had nothing else to do, but to drop her coffee and run after her leaving car with her foolish brother behind the wheel. The car was moving and there was no time to waste. Several minutes later Azula managed to reach and open driver side doors and screamed to Zuko, who was frantically trying to stop the car:

"Move it, fool!" It took a few seconds for Zuko to respond and some more for Azula to get back inside her car. That's when her next challenge started without any time for her to recover control and stop the car when it left the road and started to descend from the cliff. Azula tried as best as she could to control car's descend and to avoid any serious obstacles that could wreck the car and everyone inside it. Zuko screaming – "We all going to die!" – didn't help to alleviate the tension and if Azula wasn't busy trying to survive this ordeal, she would have slapped that fool to make him shut up. After ten minutes everything was over when the car ended up in the middle of mud-swamp.
"You don't know how happy I am that I was in WC before this ordeal or i will be sitting in huge pile of shit!" Zuko cleaned non-existing sweet from his forehead.

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are already a piece of shit!" Azula replied after she surveyed the situation. The car was stuck.

"Get out and push!" Azula commanded her brother. Zuko just growled at her before he left the car and tried to push it. Azula started the engine and tried to move the car. A lot of mud was pushed out from spinning wheel right into Zuko's face, turning him into some scary monster, then some stones come flying into his face and knocked him down unconscious. The car was freed and Azula tried to drive it out of swamp, but a hundred meters later it got stuck again and she turned around to tell Zuko to push it again.

"Where did that fool went?" Azula thought after failing to find him anywhere. She looked around and tried to move the car by herself but it didn't move. Finally, she decided that there is nothing she could do, stopped the engine and left the car. She looked for her handbag, but couldn't find it and without the bag she also hadn't a phone to call for service. Azula understood her situation: she could stay here and wait for someone to come and help her, which was highly unlikely since she was in the middle of nowhere, or she could go and look for help. Passive way wasn't her way and so she decided to abandon her car and look for help. That wasn't as easy as she thought with the mud all around her and not knowing what was hiding under it. Azula tripped several times and started to look like some kind of swamp monster when mud and weed stuck to her.

An hour later she managed to get out of swamp and reach solid ground. She looked terrible and smelled same as she looked, but then the luck shined upon her when she found small clean water river and decided to clean herself and her clothes. Azula undressed and completely naked jumped into river to wash all filth that she got from her travel through swamp. It was so good to get clean again, but that's when another disaster stuck her and when she returned back to the place where she left her clothes. She found that some of them were completely torn to shreds and unusable while other where missing. It all looked like some kind of animal or animals had some fun with them. Only her panties survived unharmed. She put them on and after some thought decided to take some huge leaves to cover her chest instead of taking what was left of her previous clothes. Then she started to look for any sign of civilization hoping that she could get some spare clothes there. Following the river was always good way to find your way back to civilization since most rivers flow to other rivers and later to sea.

Azula didn't know how long she was walking but she managed to reach small cabin on river bend. She moved toward the door and knocked on them with one hand while the other was holding leaves that covered her breasts.

"Hello. Could you help …" – Azula started to speak when the door was opened, but stopped when she saw who was standing there – "Fool!". Sokka opened doors and saw girl standing on his threshold that was using huge leaves cover her chest. They both where shocked to see each other.

"Can I come it?" Azula asked after she recovered from shock that this may be the first time a boy saw her only in her panties. Sokka was even more shocked by such view.

"Sure, please come it." Sokka moved out of way and let Azula inside.

"What happened? Do you need any kind of help?" Sokka asked Azula. He knew that girls don't randomly come to your place while being half naked and while he would like to entertain the idea that she may like him and come here because she was madly in love with him and wanted to offer herself to him, but he knew that girls like Azula wouldn't do such things.

"Umm … yes… could I borrow some of your clothes, Sokka?" Azula plead Sokka and was surprised when Sokka took out his t-shirt and offered it to her. Sokka turned his head away from Azula, but his eyes would constantly try to get a peek at Azula's nice body. It took some time for Azula to recover from this situation since she didn't expect that Sokka would offer his own shirt and then she took offered t-shirt, turned around, discarded her leave cover, and put on Sokka's t-shirt that still radiated his body heat. It was so good to have actual shit instead of rough leaves. Another long pause ensured after that since neither one knew what to do next. Sokka was standing bare-chested while Azula only had Sokka's shit and panties on.

"Do you want some tea?" Sokka asked Azula in his attempt to break the silence and as pretext to leave this odd scene.

"Yes, please." Azula replied and Sokka left to make some. He returned after several seconds and offered her a cup of steaming tea.

"Can I borrow your phone to call technical service to get my car out of swamp?" Azula broke the silence and asked Sokka after she sat near table.

"Sorry, I forgot mine in my car that broke down in the middle of way toward here. I called my father to get tow truck and then took my bags and went to wait for him here" Another pregnant silence stood after that statement when both Sokka and Azula understood that they may be stuck here for some time.

"While I like beautiful half-naked girl ending up on my threshold, … I can't but wonder what really happened and how you ended in this state." Sokka scratched back of his head sheepishly while trying and failing to avoid to look like a tomato since his face was blushing madly.

"It's just Zuzu being Zuzu and his fuckery dragged me into this huge mess!" Azula tasted her tea and started to explain what happened to her.

"He decided to play with my car and next thing I see… " – Azula took deep breath – " he is going off road and toward cliff. So i dropped everything I was caring and run after my car. I managed to jump in just in time before car started to descend from cliff and tried to control its descend as best as I could. We managed to survive and land in one piece in the middle of mud-swamp." Azula took another sip of her tea while being aware of how strange this setting could look for outsiders. She and Sokka were sitting near table barely clothed.

"I asked him to try to push the car and after the car was freed, he disappeared in unknown way."

"That's terrible!" Sokka looked shocked while thinking of all bad things that could happen and how it all could ended. "But that still don't explain where your clothes gone."

"Well… the car got stuck again and there was no way to get it out, so had nothing else, but to abandon it and look for any sign of civilization and got all dirty while trying to escape from swamp. Then I found a river and decided to wash away all that grime and dirt. So, I get out of my clothes and when I returned, I found only my panties. I had no other way, but to use what was at hand at the moment and went to look for help." Azula took another sip while Sokka kept his tea untouched since he was enthralled by her tale.

"Are you going to stay here bare-chested? Aren't there other clothes you could change into?"

"Yeah… about that…" Sokka scratched the bad of his head. "… there are no spare clothes here since this cabin was unused for a long time." Then Sokka tried to have a sip of his tea, but was very nervous and dropped cup out of his hands and spilled it on his trousers. With a load Aaa he jumped up and tried to get out of his trousers since the tea was still hot and Sokka was afraid that he may burn himself. Due to his quick reaction, he managed to avoid this fate or at least that's what his brains told to him and now he was standing only in his panties.

As if that wasn't enough trouble for him, his parents arrived at the place and entered the cabin.

"Sokka! Please tell me this isn't what it looks like?" Hakoda's voice boomed before Sokka's and Azula's backs and they turned around to face it.

"No, no, no! I am still too young to be grandpa." Hakoda put his hands on his head when familiar memory rouse to his mind.

"Mom, dad, this isn't how it looks like!" Sokka tied to explain the situation, but neither Hakoda, nor Kya were listening since they were lost in their fantasy or horror. Kya moved toward Azula, hugged her while placing her hands on her belly.

"Is the bun already in oven or do we still have time to do everything the proper way?" Kya massaged Azula's belly while shooting looks at Sokka and Azula.

"What? No! Of course not! Why would you think something like that?" Sokka was having hard time to find correct words.

"Honey, could you explain to our clueless son what are we talking?" Kya turned to Hakoda.

"Well… the last time i borrowed my shirt to a girl, you popped up nine months later." Hakoda answered sheepishly while recalling that memory.

"Mr and Mrs Southerns do you have any spare clothes I could change into. I kind of lost mine and don't know where they are." Azula tried to change the subject.

"Sure sweety, let me get back to car and get my bags." Kya released Azula and left the room.

"Don't tell me that a hare I saw with bra on his ears was not just illusion…" Hakoda tried to piece everything together. "Just what were you doing here?"

"Dad, this isn't how it looks like!" Sokka tried to explain everything once again, but his father didn't want to listen and instead lamented that he needs to get something to drink and left to get something to wash away all this horror.

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Kya was happy to provide Azula some clean clothes and now Azula looked presentable. She and Sokka excused themselves and told that they need to find Azula's lost brother. They were happy to leave his mad house. Sokka took the tow truck that Hakoda used to get here and went to look for Zuko.

"Let's go and check the nearby village. If I know your brother right, he may be trying to perform 'human transmutation' with some local girl." Sokka tried to joke and lighten the mood.

"Yeah, he is stupid enough to try that." Azula replied to Sokka. "And my car isn't going anywhere."

They were right, because once they turned into the main street of the village, they were greeted by naked Zuko running through it with angry woman chasing after him and brandishing huge pitchfork while shouting profanity about him defiling her daughter. Sokka turned and drove toward Zuko with Azula shouting that that fool needs to jump inside and after Zuko jumped inside they left the village and raging woman behind them. All that was left was to get Azula's car out of swamp and since Zuko was already naked he was ordered to take the rope and fix it to the car. It took some time, but in the end Sokka in the tow truck managed to drag Azula's car out of the swamp and on to the road. Naturally Zuko was all dirty after his jog through swamp and because of that Azula didn't let him sit in her car and he had to stay in tow-trucks back all the way until Sokka drove Azula's car to service and later drop him at Iroh's place. All this time Zuko felt like some kind of Tarzan since he was using only weeds to cover his important bits. Iroh was surprised to see Zuko in such state and ushered him to changing room. With this task done, Azula asked that Sokka drop her at her parents' place.

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"Where have you been, Azula?" Ursa growled at her daughter after she returned back home so late. It was already evening.

"I had a chance meeting with fate when my foolish brother decided to mess up with my car and we drove off cliff and got stuck in the middle of nowhere. I was so shocked by such action that I went to visit my boyfriend and then we lost the sense of time and place and were found in compromising position by his parents." Azula smirked Ursa knowing that even if she told full truth no one would believe her. "You should be lucky i and my brother got out of it alive and uninjured."

"He did what? My poor boy!" As expected Ursa ignored everything Azula told once she heard that her son could have died today.

"Oh, I forgot to mention that we found him running for his life naked with people with pitchforks chasing him for sticking his thing to places he wasn't supposed to do." Azula shouted at her leaving mother who went to look for her phone to call Zuzu and ask him what happened.