Summary: During the ten years while Goku is gone to train Uub. Vegeta and Gohan participate in the universal martial arts tournament, standing for the newly revived Vegeta-sei. But what happens when Videl and Hercule, standing for earth, is there? Slightly AU, since Vegeta-sei exists in my story and Gohan is a bit different. Rating: PG-13, just to be safe. Disclaimer: Well, if I did own Dragon Ball Z, which I do not by the way, would I be here, writing non-profitable fan fiction? NO!!!!! Genre: Action/adventure/general

Chapter 2—To prepare

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE FROM VEGETA-SEI!!!" "It means that I am from Vegeta-sei." The saiya-jin with shoulder-length, black, spiky hair said, amusedly. Gohan shouted, nearly as loud as his mother, Chi-chi the eardrum breaker. Ok, Gohan, take a deep breath. "But isn't it supposed to be destroyed!?" "Yes, but I wished them back." Came the gruff voice of the Saiya-jin prince. "But WHY!! And how come I wasn't informed of any of this?" "Because I can't stand this puny, stupid mud-ball of a planet any longer, especially with that idiot, coward, fraud, (and so, after half a hour), imbecile on TV every single day! I shall go back to Vegeta-sei and become the king, and you shall lead the Elites. You weren't informed because you might try to stop me, not that your puny power can affect me, I just don't feel like knocking you out." "ARE YOU KIDDING? Why would I want to stop you from making the wish, I can't wait to get off this mud-ball and to where we rightfully belong! (AN: see, told you he had changed) And I can't wait to escape that damn nosy daughter of the fraud; I swear she's worse than my mother! OH, and I can't wait to lead the elite soldiers, and make everyone of them at least Super Saiyans. We shall rule the universe MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (AN: OK, maybe that was a bit too far, just ignore the last bit)

Sweat drops on everyone's head.

Gohan, seeing everybody looking at him, quickly cleared his throat and said: "So Vegeta, when are we leaving?"

After arranging his face back to its usual Vegeta's Scowl(, Vegeta answered. "I'm glad that you are so enthusiastic about training a bunch of weaklings. We shall leave tomorrow. I want to leave immediately, but that onna said she needed time to pack all her clothes. "Ok Vegeta, I'll come back tomorrow morning. And may I bring Goten and my mother? I am sure they will be lonely without you guys here and me gone as well." Vegeta sighed, "fine brat." Goten nodded, and went to find the Demonic Duo, AKA Terrible Two, also Twin Terrors, you get the point. After he found Trunks and Goten in the kitchen, emptying it of all contents, he grabbed Goten and went off to find his mother gossiping with Bulma about the trip in the living room. Back at home. Chi-chi is calling Orange Star High School to remove Gohan from school. Gohan is celebrating his separation from the HFIL on earth—school, where the boys thought he was a nerd and taunted him (or at least tried, after he sent the football captain to the hospital with a pinky, they pretty much stopped bothering him), and the girls annoyed him to HFIL because of their constant giggling whenever he walked by. Speaking of school, Gohan remembered a certain nosy, snobby, and Chi-chi clone—Videl Satan. She would have been beautiful had she stopped acting like she was superior to everyone else just for being daughter of the greatest fraud in the history of the universe. Gohan always hated her for that. Personally, he thought one whose mother is stupid enough to mate with Hercule would probably have passed those genes to her daughter. Oh well, at least she is nothing like Hercule, and Videl's mom could have been raped. Wouldn't put it past him. Hercule Satan is number two on Gohan's most hated list, number one being his so called father. Goku, the good-for-nothing and stupid, naïveté who left his family in their time of need, and for what? A stupid tournament and food, his father's list of importance will be: 1. Food 2. Fighting 3. Earth 4. Family.
Gohan paused to pick up a piece of paper on the floor, it's last week's grocery list. He had no idea how it got in his room, and on the floor nonetheless, but suspected that it must have something to do with the Terrible Two. I can't wait for tomorrow.

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