Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, InuYasha, YuYu Hakusho, Ranma ½,
Sailor Moon, or any of the other animes I've borrowed characters from. If I
did I'd be one happy girl.
Warnings: Nothing much, more pinkness, fluffiness, hints of shonen ai, and
more silliness.
Notes: I claim this writer's block in the name of Heero's thong! (jams pole
bearing said article of clothing on it into the writer's block)
Chapter 3
Sesshoumaru was on his way to Hell's council chamber. Naturally, I mean, who else would be on Hell's High Council? Well, you will see who else is there if Fluffy would hurry up already and get there! Fluffy, "It's Sesshoumaru and I'll walk as slowly as I please, human." The author grumbled, "You know, I could have you replaced if you don't cooperate." Sesshoumaru stopped dead in his tracks. "You can't do that! No one could replace me!" He was answered with a loud snapping of authorial fingers. Into the hallway sauntered your favorite thief and mine, Youko Kurama (fan girls: YAY!!). Beware: The following scene depicts why fluffy uber bishonen shouldn't be in the same room. Youko reached out and grabbed His Royal Fluffiness's...umm...fluffy O_o, intent on stealing the interesting item of apparel. "Ooohh, nice. I'm sure it would look much better on me." Breaking out of the shock that anyone would dare to touch him, Sesshoumaru hauled off and sissy slapped Kurama. "Wait, 'sissy slapped'?" Sesshoumaru glared, "I don't sissy slap and you know it!" Meanwhile, Youko was strutting around wrapped in Sesshoumaru's boa looking for Hiei. Sesshoumaru grabbed the youko by his fluffy silver tail, "Give me back my BOA!!" Youko Kurama let out an indignant squeak. (fan girls: Kawaii!) What ensued was a very interesting fight between fluffy whip wielding demon bishies. There was much flaring of long pale hair and various amazing attacks the author doesn't feel like describing. You'll just have to use your imagination. Finally tiring of the battling bishi action, the author separated the now mussed up fluffies. "Now, I need Sesshoumaru to go to the council chamber. You, Kurama," And here the author snapped her fingers again, reverting him from fluffy silver haired youkoness to redheaded human like bishiness. "I'll need you later. Go 'play' with Hiei for a while or something." Looking very happy at the prospect of spending time with his vertically challenged Jaganashi, Kurama dashed out of the picture. That out of the way, Sesshoumaru continued his walk.
Finally reaching the doors to the chamber and opening them, we meet the other members of the Council. Whoopee. Oh, wait there are still readers here. The Council Chamber was, wait, come on, guess. That's right! It was pink! Glorious vomit inducing pinkness! As Sesshoumaru took his seat at the table we take a moment to make silly faces at each of the other council members. Seated to left of our cuddly boa wearing doggie demon was Kodachi Kuno, on her left was (shudder) Chibi-Usa aka Cotton Candy Head, further along was Ayeka. Even more annoying characters were seated around the table, but the author can't come up with ANYONE more annoying than Ayeka or Chibi-Usa at the moment, so we'll just leave it at this for now. "Are we all here, then?" An irritating and disturbingly familiar voice came from the far end of the table. "Yes, Satan," The assembled Council replied. The camera panned across the table to rest on 'Satan'. And if you haven't guessed who it is by now I have absolutely no sympathy for you. Relena stood, "Right then. And stop with this 'Satan' stuff. I am the Queen of the Underworld!" Her eyes glazed over and she began mumbling, "It's the only way to get my Heero...MY Heero...Heeeeeeerrrrooooooo." The Council members looked at each other uncomfortably as their leader slipped into her own twisted little fantasy world. 'I can't believe that this ningen is the ruler of Hell. She must've followed Satan around for a month at least just talking about her plans.' Sesshoumaru's face minutely twisted, showing his distaste, 'Satan's probably on some tropical island enjoying himself right now while we're stuck with this.' The other Council members started playing card games, playing with dollies, and eating cookies while they awaited Relena's return to semi-sanity.
A/N: Sorry bout the shortness of the chapter, but like I said Writer's Block! X_X Chapter four is already in the works. I hope it will be funnier.
Chapter 3
Sesshoumaru was on his way to Hell's council chamber. Naturally, I mean, who else would be on Hell's High Council? Well, you will see who else is there if Fluffy would hurry up already and get there! Fluffy, "It's Sesshoumaru and I'll walk as slowly as I please, human." The author grumbled, "You know, I could have you replaced if you don't cooperate." Sesshoumaru stopped dead in his tracks. "You can't do that! No one could replace me!" He was answered with a loud snapping of authorial fingers. Into the hallway sauntered your favorite thief and mine, Youko Kurama (fan girls: YAY!!). Beware: The following scene depicts why fluffy uber bishonen shouldn't be in the same room. Youko reached out and grabbed His Royal Fluffiness's...umm...fluffy O_o, intent on stealing the interesting item of apparel. "Ooohh, nice. I'm sure it would look much better on me." Breaking out of the shock that anyone would dare to touch him, Sesshoumaru hauled off and sissy slapped Kurama. "Wait, 'sissy slapped'?" Sesshoumaru glared, "I don't sissy slap and you know it!" Meanwhile, Youko was strutting around wrapped in Sesshoumaru's boa looking for Hiei. Sesshoumaru grabbed the youko by his fluffy silver tail, "Give me back my BOA!!" Youko Kurama let out an indignant squeak. (fan girls: Kawaii!) What ensued was a very interesting fight between fluffy whip wielding demon bishies. There was much flaring of long pale hair and various amazing attacks the author doesn't feel like describing. You'll just have to use your imagination. Finally tiring of the battling bishi action, the author separated the now mussed up fluffies. "Now, I need Sesshoumaru to go to the council chamber. You, Kurama," And here the author snapped her fingers again, reverting him from fluffy silver haired youkoness to redheaded human like bishiness. "I'll need you later. Go 'play' with Hiei for a while or something." Looking very happy at the prospect of spending time with his vertically challenged Jaganashi, Kurama dashed out of the picture. That out of the way, Sesshoumaru continued his walk.
Finally reaching the doors to the chamber and opening them, we meet the other members of the Council. Whoopee. Oh, wait there are still readers here. The Council Chamber was, wait, come on, guess. That's right! It was pink! Glorious vomit inducing pinkness! As Sesshoumaru took his seat at the table we take a moment to make silly faces at each of the other council members. Seated to left of our cuddly boa wearing doggie demon was Kodachi Kuno, on her left was (shudder) Chibi-Usa aka Cotton Candy Head, further along was Ayeka. Even more annoying characters were seated around the table, but the author can't come up with ANYONE more annoying than Ayeka or Chibi-Usa at the moment, so we'll just leave it at this for now. "Are we all here, then?" An irritating and disturbingly familiar voice came from the far end of the table. "Yes, Satan," The assembled Council replied. The camera panned across the table to rest on 'Satan'. And if you haven't guessed who it is by now I have absolutely no sympathy for you. Relena stood, "Right then. And stop with this 'Satan' stuff. I am the Queen of the Underworld!" Her eyes glazed over and she began mumbling, "It's the only way to get my Heero...MY Heero...Heeeeeeerrrrooooooo." The Council members looked at each other uncomfortably as their leader slipped into her own twisted little fantasy world. 'I can't believe that this ningen is the ruler of Hell. She must've followed Satan around for a month at least just talking about her plans.' Sesshoumaru's face minutely twisted, showing his distaste, 'Satan's probably on some tropical island enjoying himself right now while we're stuck with this.' The other Council members started playing card games, playing with dollies, and eating cookies while they awaited Relena's return to semi-sanity.
A/N: Sorry bout the shortness of the chapter, but like I said Writer's Block! X_X Chapter four is already in the works. I hope it will be funnier.