Disclaimer: I still don't own GW, or Sailor Moon, or Inu-Yasha. I don't own
the songs 'Evolution' or 'Otome Ranman'. Quit bugging me about it
already.
Warnings: Um, same old same old, though there is actually some seriousness here. Woe is me, I'm being halfway serious!
Chapter 4
Heero was ready to jump overboard. For the past twenty-five minutes he had been subjected to Jaken trying to sing Hangashi Ayumi's 'Evolution'. The problem not totally being Jaken's voice, but the fact that he knew almost none of the words to the song. Twenty-five minutes of "Mumble mumble kitto, mumble mumble boku, mumble I don't know the words because she sings too damned fast! Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow wow wow yeah!" It could push anyone over the edge of insanity. Heero looked out of the corner of his eye at Wufei and was horrified. Wu-man was tapping his foot and seemed to be enjoying the croaking, mangled song. Shrinking away from him, Heero asked, "Where are we going again?" Wufei stopped his toe tapping. "We're going to get reinforcements. You're going to be taking on Satan, you'll need all the help you can get." The toe tapping resumed as toady finally stopped singing 'Evolution'...and started singing 'Otome Ranman'. 'This really IS hell,' Heero thought as they continued onwards.
They finally reached their destination and upon disembarking Heero kicked Jaken into the viscous pink river and watched him sink with a satisfied smirk. He turned back to let Wufei lead him into the large pink and evilly girly building. 'I wonder how much longer I could stand this before going blind' Wu walked along, humming under his breath. He stopped before the doors with a big grin, "Welcome to Hell for Mad Scientists and Other Useful Characters the Author Couldn't Find a Place For!" Wu-wu coughed and gasped for breath, "Kisama! If you make me say that one more time I'll run my katana through you!" The author simply stuck her tongue out at the enraged Justice Boy. "Wufei...there's something sticking out of your hair." Heero grabbed the long, light blond strands of hair that were hanging from the left side of Wu's head. "Um, this onna is stressing me out so badly that I'm going grey?" He yanked the hair out of Heero's grasp and threw open the doors. Inside were a small handful of familiar faces and many others that Spandex Boy didn't recognize at all. He did see Dr. J and quickly tried to hide behind Wufei from the freaky and now black t-shirt wearing scientist. He seemed convinced that he was a certain blond idiot, as he posed and flexed his non-existent muscles. Heero whimpered as he was led through the crowd, hoping no one would take notice of him. He stopped hiding when he heard a familiar laugh. Looking out from behind his human shield, Heero was shocked. There was Duo, his Duo, with two girls sitting in his lap! One had short dark blond hair, the other had waves of aqua hair flowing over her shoulders. "So Haruka," Duo patted the blond on the bottom, causing her to giggle, "How about we all..." He trailed off when he saw Heero. "Oh, Hey buddy! I was wonder when you'd show up." Ignoring Heero's hurt expression he rambled on, "Hell isn't all that bad! There's lots of great people, and the girls are all easy!" The black clad pilot gave a theatrical wink. "B- but Duo...koi..." Heero looked on the verge of tears. Here was Duo, he'd found him so quickly, but he wasn't the same. Oh sure, he was cheerful and talkative, but he was acting as though he and Heero were just friends. Duo was eyeing him strangely, "Koi? Dude, what the hell? Did you hit your head or something?" He got up from the chair, shedding the two girls and walked up to the distraught Japanese pilot. "Are you ok?" He placed a hand on Heero's forehead, "You look like you're gonna pass out." Duo tried to jerk back when the other boy grabbed his shoulders and pulled him close. "Have you forgotten?" Heero's voice was hoarse, "Forgotten about us?" He looked into Duo's eyes, tears welling in his own at the look of disgust on the violet eyed boy's face. He shoved Duo away, turning his back on where he lay on the ground. "Wufei, what is this? This can't be real..." His voice broke, "That can't be Duo." His eyes fixed on Wufei, or rather the person in Wufei's clothing. The Black ponytail was gone and in its place was long light blond hair, hugely forked eyebrows stood out from a face bearing a snooty expression. "Oh, but it is real Heero." Dorothy chuckled, "Death opened his eyes to reality." She shuddered, "Gayness is gross!" Heero snarled and pulled his gun, aiming at the blond. The entire room emptied in a flash. Not as in, everyone ran for the exits, more as in everyone simply went poof and were gone. Keeping his gun trained on Dorothy, he asked "What's going on?" The female Wufei impersonator shrugged, "I just follow orders and I was ordered to lead you here so you would see Duo enjoying being heterosexual. Then maaaaayyybeee you would go for my boss." Heero shuddered, "Relena, right?" Dorothy nodded, "Smart boy. You know, she took over Heaven and Hell to get you." Heero shook his head, 'Damned crazed girl.' He raised his voice, "So I was sent here to kill Relena?" "Yeah, that's about the size of it. Though I'm not about to let you." Dorothy pulled a gun of her own, pointing it at the Perfect Soldier. Heero didn't care, he now had a legitimate reason to kill his stalker and he wasn't about to let this spiky eyebrowed freak stop him. He pulled the trigger and Dorothy's brains splattered across the pink carpeting. Well, that was easy. Heero stepped over the still twitching corpse and made his way to the doors. A small gurgling voice made him stop, hand halfway to the doorknob. "It's not going to be that easy." He turned and looked at the body on the floor. A small lump was forming on the neck stump, with little beady eyes and a small mouth. He wrinkled his nose at it, "Why would it be. That would ruin the fun." He left the building and walked away from it, picking a random direction and plunging off into the pink terrain.
A/N: Reviews darnit! (huggies her one faithful reader) Everyone tell your friends! I need some more readers! And maybe some ideas too -.-;
Warnings: Um, same old same old, though there is actually some seriousness here. Woe is me, I'm being halfway serious!
Chapter 4
Heero was ready to jump overboard. For the past twenty-five minutes he had been subjected to Jaken trying to sing Hangashi Ayumi's 'Evolution'. The problem not totally being Jaken's voice, but the fact that he knew almost none of the words to the song. Twenty-five minutes of "Mumble mumble kitto, mumble mumble boku, mumble I don't know the words because she sings too damned fast! Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow wow wow yeah!" It could push anyone over the edge of insanity. Heero looked out of the corner of his eye at Wufei and was horrified. Wu-man was tapping his foot and seemed to be enjoying the croaking, mangled song. Shrinking away from him, Heero asked, "Where are we going again?" Wufei stopped his toe tapping. "We're going to get reinforcements. You're going to be taking on Satan, you'll need all the help you can get." The toe tapping resumed as toady finally stopped singing 'Evolution'...and started singing 'Otome Ranman'. 'This really IS hell,' Heero thought as they continued onwards.
They finally reached their destination and upon disembarking Heero kicked Jaken into the viscous pink river and watched him sink with a satisfied smirk. He turned back to let Wufei lead him into the large pink and evilly girly building. 'I wonder how much longer I could stand this before going blind' Wu walked along, humming under his breath. He stopped before the doors with a big grin, "Welcome to Hell for Mad Scientists and Other Useful Characters the Author Couldn't Find a Place For!" Wu-wu coughed and gasped for breath, "Kisama! If you make me say that one more time I'll run my katana through you!" The author simply stuck her tongue out at the enraged Justice Boy. "Wufei...there's something sticking out of your hair." Heero grabbed the long, light blond strands of hair that were hanging from the left side of Wu's head. "Um, this onna is stressing me out so badly that I'm going grey?" He yanked the hair out of Heero's grasp and threw open the doors. Inside were a small handful of familiar faces and many others that Spandex Boy didn't recognize at all. He did see Dr. J and quickly tried to hide behind Wufei from the freaky and now black t-shirt wearing scientist. He seemed convinced that he was a certain blond idiot, as he posed and flexed his non-existent muscles. Heero whimpered as he was led through the crowd, hoping no one would take notice of him. He stopped hiding when he heard a familiar laugh. Looking out from behind his human shield, Heero was shocked. There was Duo, his Duo, with two girls sitting in his lap! One had short dark blond hair, the other had waves of aqua hair flowing over her shoulders. "So Haruka," Duo patted the blond on the bottom, causing her to giggle, "How about we all..." He trailed off when he saw Heero. "Oh, Hey buddy! I was wonder when you'd show up." Ignoring Heero's hurt expression he rambled on, "Hell isn't all that bad! There's lots of great people, and the girls are all easy!" The black clad pilot gave a theatrical wink. "B- but Duo...koi..." Heero looked on the verge of tears. Here was Duo, he'd found him so quickly, but he wasn't the same. Oh sure, he was cheerful and talkative, but he was acting as though he and Heero were just friends. Duo was eyeing him strangely, "Koi? Dude, what the hell? Did you hit your head or something?" He got up from the chair, shedding the two girls and walked up to the distraught Japanese pilot. "Are you ok?" He placed a hand on Heero's forehead, "You look like you're gonna pass out." Duo tried to jerk back when the other boy grabbed his shoulders and pulled him close. "Have you forgotten?" Heero's voice was hoarse, "Forgotten about us?" He looked into Duo's eyes, tears welling in his own at the look of disgust on the violet eyed boy's face. He shoved Duo away, turning his back on where he lay on the ground. "Wufei, what is this? This can't be real..." His voice broke, "That can't be Duo." His eyes fixed on Wufei, or rather the person in Wufei's clothing. The Black ponytail was gone and in its place was long light blond hair, hugely forked eyebrows stood out from a face bearing a snooty expression. "Oh, but it is real Heero." Dorothy chuckled, "Death opened his eyes to reality." She shuddered, "Gayness is gross!" Heero snarled and pulled his gun, aiming at the blond. The entire room emptied in a flash. Not as in, everyone ran for the exits, more as in everyone simply went poof and were gone. Keeping his gun trained on Dorothy, he asked "What's going on?" The female Wufei impersonator shrugged, "I just follow orders and I was ordered to lead you here so you would see Duo enjoying being heterosexual. Then maaaaayyybeee you would go for my boss." Heero shuddered, "Relena, right?" Dorothy nodded, "Smart boy. You know, she took over Heaven and Hell to get you." Heero shook his head, 'Damned crazed girl.' He raised his voice, "So I was sent here to kill Relena?" "Yeah, that's about the size of it. Though I'm not about to let you." Dorothy pulled a gun of her own, pointing it at the Perfect Soldier. Heero didn't care, he now had a legitimate reason to kill his stalker and he wasn't about to let this spiky eyebrowed freak stop him. He pulled the trigger and Dorothy's brains splattered across the pink carpeting. Well, that was easy. Heero stepped over the still twitching corpse and made his way to the doors. A small gurgling voice made him stop, hand halfway to the doorknob. "It's not going to be that easy." He turned and looked at the body on the floor. A small lump was forming on the neck stump, with little beady eyes and a small mouth. He wrinkled his nose at it, "Why would it be. That would ruin the fun." He left the building and walked away from it, picking a random direction and plunging off into the pink terrain.
A/N: Reviews darnit! (huggies her one faithful reader) Everyone tell your friends! I need some more readers! And maybe some ideas too -.-;