Disclaimer: Still don't own Gundam Wing, any of Rumiko Takahashi's works,
Galaxy Angel, Saber Marionette, Cardcaptor Sakura, Trigun, or anything else
for that matter.
Warnings: Cattle prods, muppet vilinazation, characters abusing the lack of censorship, slight (forced) shoujo ai. I doubt I spelled Snuffleupugus correctly.
Chapter 5
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we rejoin the real Duo Maxwell. "Um...Duo? Where did you get that spray paint?" The black clad loud mouth tried to hide said can. "What spray paint?" The author pointed, "The can that you just shoved down the back of your jodhpurs." Duo made a show of hitting himself on the forehead and looking sheepish, "Oh that can!" He pulled it from the waistband of his pants. "Some little Chihuahua gypsy lady with a saxophone gave me it." But anyway, we shall take this moment to admire Duo's handy work. A very large section of the scenery was no longer covered in evil pinkness. In its place was an enormous mural depicting the final battle in Endless Waltz. "Ooooohhh, pretty. Ok, I forgive you. Now get going. You need to pick up some friends." Tossing the now empty paint can into a nearby trash can labeled 'Keep Hell Clean', Duo plodded onwards. Shortly, he found himself facing a large pink wall, topped with pink barbed wire. Sounds of utmost anguish could be heard from within the pink prison. Duo quickly scaled the wall, having had plenty of practice doing such things. Dozens of fuzzy, disturbing looking puppet things were marching between rows of 'inmates'. They consisted of various people known for their violent tendencies...and some not, probably just there for the hell of it. Ranma, Inu Yasha, Bloodberry, Panther, Knives, Meilin, Forte, and a few others. They were all chained to desks while the Sesame Street gang sang happy, cavity inducing songs of friendship and all that good crap. The inmates screamed. Whenever one would try to escape their desk, a muppet would shock them with a cattle prod. Cruel and unusual punishment. Duo tried to make himself small as possible against the wall as a big furry turd with a trunk made it's way through the crowd, conversed with Elmo and was soon leading three figures into the large pink building behind the rows of desks. Duo felt he had to stop them; he didn't like the feel of this. Jumping from the wall, he followed closely until they reached a large chamber. The three inmates were forced down in front of a large chair. Seated there was Big Bird. The horror! The horror! "Now," the Bird started in it's extremely grating voice, "you three have been acting up. Grover is still in the infirmary from your actions. We're here to help you! To help you get over your violent ways." Starfire blinked, "But we have done nothing wrong." She looked at her companions, "Right?" Beast Boy nodded, "Right, you're all just tormenting everyone for your amusement!" The large yellow bird shrugged, "Be that as it may, you need to be punished." Duo felt that this was a good moment for him, as the hero, to step in. Flinging his braid over his shoulder, he struck a Sailor Moon style pose, and sweatdropped at being forced into such a thing. "I refuse to say her lines!" "Fine then, I already got you to do the pose so I'm happy." Duo gave a growl reminiscent of Heero's and stalked towards the overgrown canary. The author handed him a nifty mini version of Deathscythe's energy scythe. "Thank you!" Before the bird could so much as utter some sort of anti-violence phrase he was decapitated. The furry turd with a trunk grabbed Duo by his braid and yanked him off balance. Realizing their chance at freedom, the three Teen Titans made quick work of the Snuffleupugus, alternatively frying, levitating, and flattening it. Duo blinked at the three, "What are you guys doing here." Beast Boy shrugged, "Dunno, but the author loves us and we kick ass, so here we are." He looked at what he just said, "Whoa, I got to say ass! Hey, I said it again! Ass ass ass!!" BB grinned hugely, "Take that Cartoon Network censors!" Starfire looked puzzled (doesn't she always?) and asked, "What is this 'ass' word? And why does Beast Boy derive such joy from saying it?" Raven shrugged. "And aren't there supposed to be two more of you guys?" Raven shrugged again, "Yeah, didn't see them." The author decided to step in. "Well, I'm not that fond of Robin or Cyborg. And with Robin out of the way, I can have Raven and Starfire together! I just love opposites." Everyone facefaulted. "Uhh, yeah. Let's go before those puppet things find us." And so, our hero continues on with his new allies. "I am not kissing Starfire." Starfire's eyes widened, "Why would you kiss me Raven?" The subject of the question crossed her arms, "Because the author is dirty minded." "I am not! I just think you two would look cute together!" Huffing, the author continued, "Anyways, it's not like I'm gonna make you do anything." Raven pointed to the warning at the top of the page. "Then what's with the 'shoujo ai (forced)'?" The author ignored her. "My story, I can do what I want. Now go and get out of here before I sic the whole of Muppettdom on you!" The four poor unfortunate characters ran for their lives.
Warnings: Cattle prods, muppet vilinazation, characters abusing the lack of censorship, slight (forced) shoujo ai. I doubt I spelled Snuffleupugus correctly.
Chapter 5
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we rejoin the real Duo Maxwell. "Um...Duo? Where did you get that spray paint?" The black clad loud mouth tried to hide said can. "What spray paint?" The author pointed, "The can that you just shoved down the back of your jodhpurs." Duo made a show of hitting himself on the forehead and looking sheepish, "Oh that can!" He pulled it from the waistband of his pants. "Some little Chihuahua gypsy lady with a saxophone gave me it." But anyway, we shall take this moment to admire Duo's handy work. A very large section of the scenery was no longer covered in evil pinkness. In its place was an enormous mural depicting the final battle in Endless Waltz. "Ooooohhh, pretty. Ok, I forgive you. Now get going. You need to pick up some friends." Tossing the now empty paint can into a nearby trash can labeled 'Keep Hell Clean', Duo plodded onwards. Shortly, he found himself facing a large pink wall, topped with pink barbed wire. Sounds of utmost anguish could be heard from within the pink prison. Duo quickly scaled the wall, having had plenty of practice doing such things. Dozens of fuzzy, disturbing looking puppet things were marching between rows of 'inmates'. They consisted of various people known for their violent tendencies...and some not, probably just there for the hell of it. Ranma, Inu Yasha, Bloodberry, Panther, Knives, Meilin, Forte, and a few others. They were all chained to desks while the Sesame Street gang sang happy, cavity inducing songs of friendship and all that good crap. The inmates screamed. Whenever one would try to escape their desk, a muppet would shock them with a cattle prod. Cruel and unusual punishment. Duo tried to make himself small as possible against the wall as a big furry turd with a trunk made it's way through the crowd, conversed with Elmo and was soon leading three figures into the large pink building behind the rows of desks. Duo felt he had to stop them; he didn't like the feel of this. Jumping from the wall, he followed closely until they reached a large chamber. The three inmates were forced down in front of a large chair. Seated there was Big Bird. The horror! The horror! "Now," the Bird started in it's extremely grating voice, "you three have been acting up. Grover is still in the infirmary from your actions. We're here to help you! To help you get over your violent ways." Starfire blinked, "But we have done nothing wrong." She looked at her companions, "Right?" Beast Boy nodded, "Right, you're all just tormenting everyone for your amusement!" The large yellow bird shrugged, "Be that as it may, you need to be punished." Duo felt that this was a good moment for him, as the hero, to step in. Flinging his braid over his shoulder, he struck a Sailor Moon style pose, and sweatdropped at being forced into such a thing. "I refuse to say her lines!" "Fine then, I already got you to do the pose so I'm happy." Duo gave a growl reminiscent of Heero's and stalked towards the overgrown canary. The author handed him a nifty mini version of Deathscythe's energy scythe. "Thank you!" Before the bird could so much as utter some sort of anti-violence phrase he was decapitated. The furry turd with a trunk grabbed Duo by his braid and yanked him off balance. Realizing their chance at freedom, the three Teen Titans made quick work of the Snuffleupugus, alternatively frying, levitating, and flattening it. Duo blinked at the three, "What are you guys doing here." Beast Boy shrugged, "Dunno, but the author loves us and we kick ass, so here we are." He looked at what he just said, "Whoa, I got to say ass! Hey, I said it again! Ass ass ass!!" BB grinned hugely, "Take that Cartoon Network censors!" Starfire looked puzzled (doesn't she always?) and asked, "What is this 'ass' word? And why does Beast Boy derive such joy from saying it?" Raven shrugged. "And aren't there supposed to be two more of you guys?" Raven shrugged again, "Yeah, didn't see them." The author decided to step in. "Well, I'm not that fond of Robin or Cyborg. And with Robin out of the way, I can have Raven and Starfire together! I just love opposites." Everyone facefaulted. "Uhh, yeah. Let's go before those puppet things find us." And so, our hero continues on with his new allies. "I am not kissing Starfire." Starfire's eyes widened, "Why would you kiss me Raven?" The subject of the question crossed her arms, "Because the author is dirty minded." "I am not! I just think you two would look cute together!" Huffing, the author continued, "Anyways, it's not like I'm gonna make you do anything." Raven pointed to the warning at the top of the page. "Then what's with the 'shoujo ai (forced)'?" The author ignored her. "My story, I can do what I want. Now go and get out of here before I sic the whole of Muppettdom on you!" The four poor unfortunate characters ran for their lives.