Disclaimer: Still don't own GW, Sailor Moon, Teen Titans, the Puppetpals,
Inu Yasha, or Mystery Date.
Warnings: Pretty safe chapter, just a few thoughts about Naraku in a maid outfit.
Author's Note: For anyone who's read 'Samurai Cat Goes to Hell', Sesshoumaru is playing something like Ubersaurus Rex's role. Yes, I hear you say "But wouldn't Treize be more appropriate?" And I say, yes, he would. But I wanted Fluffy. And I'm never asking my mom the name of anyone again. It's Ayumi Hamasaki, not Hanagashi -.- Oh yeah, Chibis, don't worry about the whole Raven/Starfire thing. It's mostly there to annoy my little rendition of Raven. She's so cute when that vein stands out in her forehead. And I couldn't do that to poor Beast Boy anyway ::glomps BB::
BB: X_X AHH! Get the crazy lady off of me!!
M: And I couldn't do it to Raven either, she'd end up killing Star. And anyways, they're too young for anything to happen with them.
Audience: But what about Heero and Duo? They're pretty young.
M: Yeah, but they're so much more mature.
::camera pans over to Duo, who has acquired hand puppets of Puppetpal Clem and Puppetpal Mitch::
Duo: How do you like it now, you sadist!! ::uses Clem to bonk Mitch over the head repeatedly::
Audience: ::sweatdrop::
M: Ahaha, I think we'll just get on with the story.
Chapter 6
Sesshoumaru was nearly comatose when Relena finally came to what little senses she had. "Now, someone seems to have sent an angel to tell Heero he has to kill me." All the council members pretend to be shocked at this. "Dorothy has been sent to try and dissuade him, just to be on the safe side. Who knows how he could have been convinced that I have to be assassinated." Everyone looked away from her, each coming up with a million reasons. At this point, Dorothy (complete with brand new head) came strolling in. "Well? How did it go? Where's Heero?" Dorothy shoved Chibi- Usa out of her chair and sat. "He shot me." The little pink haired brat was busy beating tiny fists against Dorothy's shoulder, as if that would make her move. With one flick of an eyebrow, Chibi-Usa was sent flying across the room. No one really cared. "Shot you?" "Yes, are you deaf?" Relena didn't hear the comment. "You must have done something wrong then. I'm quite sure my plan was fool proof."
Sesshoumaru decided he should speak up before he had to sit through yet another fit of Relena being herself. Before he could open his mouth, a deadly writer's block reared up before him snarling fit to make any writer hide under their bed and whimper for their mommy. Sesshoumaru stepped on it. "Arigato, Fluffy!" The other council members snickered at 'Fluffy'. Fluffy glared fit to put any other bishi to shame, "Stop calling me that!!!" Relena looked confused at the whole exchange, glancing around and totally oblivious to the author who would like nothing more than to squish the evil little girl and be done with it. "You had a suggestion?"
The dog demon spared a final glare at the author before turning back to Relena. "This Heero of yours seem to be the violent type," Yeah, like Fluffy isn't a bit violent too. "I would suggest sending some of the better fighters that have been sent to," his nose wrinkled at the new name, "the 'Happy Reeducation Facility for the Peacefully Challenged'." Blah. It just didn't roll off the tongue the same way Hell for the Violent did. There was going to be a lot of work needed to fix this place back up. He held up a hand at Relena's expression. "I know how you despise using such actions, but I think that it would work better than any of your plans." The Queen of the Underworld looked like she wanted to either scream or cry, because in some teeny tiny half a brain cell she had, she knew it was better. But then, the sooner she had Heero, the sooner she could move into Heaven. She'd already had the ruler up there locked up, and here the camera switched to show a few shadowy figures in a dark cell, so moving in would be no trouble. Relena nodded her head. "Go ahead then." She dismissed him with an imperious flick of the hand before turning to the other council members. "Ok, while he's doing that, why don't we play..." she pulled out a tattered old box, "Mystery Date!!!"
Sesshoumaru quickly left the building that housed the Council Chamber. 'I really hope she dies a painful death!' He fluffed his boa angrily as he boarded his private transport. A transport that was blessedly Jaken free. It's nice having a personal servant to wait on you hand and foot, but the little toady thing really needed replacing. As the transport headed towards the former Hell for the Violent, Fluffy contemplated a good replacement. Preferably someone taller than two foot nothing that doesn't smell like swamp gas. "Well, get rid of the freaky fur and monkey mask and Naraku would be good." His mind wandered around thoughts of Naraku in a little maid outfit serving him chocolate martinis. "Um, sir? We're here." Snapping out of his strange train of thought, Sesshoumaru stepped out of the vehicle and faced the pink, barbwire topped gates. "Time to build an army."
A/N: Short! Damned writer's blocks. They're breeding in my clothes hamper, I think. ::goes back to making mascots with yaoi click animations:: hehe, blushing Hiei ^_^ And does anyone have some ideas for Fluffy's little death squad. Not characters I like though...I'm going to be killing most of them off.
Warnings: Pretty safe chapter, just a few thoughts about Naraku in a maid outfit.
Author's Note: For anyone who's read 'Samurai Cat Goes to Hell', Sesshoumaru is playing something like Ubersaurus Rex's role. Yes, I hear you say "But wouldn't Treize be more appropriate?" And I say, yes, he would. But I wanted Fluffy. And I'm never asking my mom the name of anyone again. It's Ayumi Hamasaki, not Hanagashi -.- Oh yeah, Chibis, don't worry about the whole Raven/Starfire thing. It's mostly there to annoy my little rendition of Raven. She's so cute when that vein stands out in her forehead. And I couldn't do that to poor Beast Boy anyway ::glomps BB::
BB: X_X AHH! Get the crazy lady off of me!!
M: And I couldn't do it to Raven either, she'd end up killing Star. And anyways, they're too young for anything to happen with them.
Audience: But what about Heero and Duo? They're pretty young.
M: Yeah, but they're so much more mature.
::camera pans over to Duo, who has acquired hand puppets of Puppetpal Clem and Puppetpal Mitch::
Duo: How do you like it now, you sadist!! ::uses Clem to bonk Mitch over the head repeatedly::
Audience: ::sweatdrop::
M: Ahaha, I think we'll just get on with the story.
Chapter 6
Sesshoumaru was nearly comatose when Relena finally came to what little senses she had. "Now, someone seems to have sent an angel to tell Heero he has to kill me." All the council members pretend to be shocked at this. "Dorothy has been sent to try and dissuade him, just to be on the safe side. Who knows how he could have been convinced that I have to be assassinated." Everyone looked away from her, each coming up with a million reasons. At this point, Dorothy (complete with brand new head) came strolling in. "Well? How did it go? Where's Heero?" Dorothy shoved Chibi- Usa out of her chair and sat. "He shot me." The little pink haired brat was busy beating tiny fists against Dorothy's shoulder, as if that would make her move. With one flick of an eyebrow, Chibi-Usa was sent flying across the room. No one really cared. "Shot you?" "Yes, are you deaf?" Relena didn't hear the comment. "You must have done something wrong then. I'm quite sure my plan was fool proof."
Sesshoumaru decided he should speak up before he had to sit through yet another fit of Relena being herself. Before he could open his mouth, a deadly writer's block reared up before him snarling fit to make any writer hide under their bed and whimper for their mommy. Sesshoumaru stepped on it. "Arigato, Fluffy!" The other council members snickered at 'Fluffy'. Fluffy glared fit to put any other bishi to shame, "Stop calling me that!!!" Relena looked confused at the whole exchange, glancing around and totally oblivious to the author who would like nothing more than to squish the evil little girl and be done with it. "You had a suggestion?"
The dog demon spared a final glare at the author before turning back to Relena. "This Heero of yours seem to be the violent type," Yeah, like Fluffy isn't a bit violent too. "I would suggest sending some of the better fighters that have been sent to," his nose wrinkled at the new name, "the 'Happy Reeducation Facility for the Peacefully Challenged'." Blah. It just didn't roll off the tongue the same way Hell for the Violent did. There was going to be a lot of work needed to fix this place back up. He held up a hand at Relena's expression. "I know how you despise using such actions, but I think that it would work better than any of your plans." The Queen of the Underworld looked like she wanted to either scream or cry, because in some teeny tiny half a brain cell she had, she knew it was better. But then, the sooner she had Heero, the sooner she could move into Heaven. She'd already had the ruler up there locked up, and here the camera switched to show a few shadowy figures in a dark cell, so moving in would be no trouble. Relena nodded her head. "Go ahead then." She dismissed him with an imperious flick of the hand before turning to the other council members. "Ok, while he's doing that, why don't we play..." she pulled out a tattered old box, "Mystery Date!!!"
Sesshoumaru quickly left the building that housed the Council Chamber. 'I really hope she dies a painful death!' He fluffed his boa angrily as he boarded his private transport. A transport that was blessedly Jaken free. It's nice having a personal servant to wait on you hand and foot, but the little toady thing really needed replacing. As the transport headed towards the former Hell for the Violent, Fluffy contemplated a good replacement. Preferably someone taller than two foot nothing that doesn't smell like swamp gas. "Well, get rid of the freaky fur and monkey mask and Naraku would be good." His mind wandered around thoughts of Naraku in a little maid outfit serving him chocolate martinis. "Um, sir? We're here." Snapping out of his strange train of thought, Sesshoumaru stepped out of the vehicle and faced the pink, barbwire topped gates. "Time to build an army."
A/N: Short! Damned writer's blocks. They're breeding in my clothes hamper, I think. ::goes back to making mascots with yaoi click animations:: hehe, blushing Hiei ^_^ And does anyone have some ideas for Fluffy's little death squad. Not characters I like though...I'm going to be killing most of them off.