And welcome to another craptacular chapter of 'Heero Yuy Goes to Hell'! YAY!
Disclaimers: I don't own Wendee Lee (thank god), flaming Cheeze Whiz, the people who like to flame those of us who like yaoi (aka the anti-yaoi fans), Teen Titans, Gundam Wing, or Shin Tenchi Muyo.
Warning: Well, um...I'm being lazy. Lots of torture, well...torture for certain people I regret nothing I type here Is yaoi-licious even a word? It should be.
Chapter 8
More blissful, migraine inducing pink scenery. Raven and Starfire walked along beside Duo and Beast Boy, all of whom were engrossed in a deep, thoughtful conversation. "That bitch should die!" Duo pounded a fist in the air while the others nodded. "She ruins perfectly good characters...well, except for that annoying Sakuya chick." Raven made a face at just the name 'Sakuya', "Why did they even have to make that series? It was so pointless." The author got out her new trusty paper fan and bapped the four over their heads. "Ok, enough of that, we have to get on with the story." Beast Boy rubbed a hand over his green hair, "What story? I just though this was all mindless rambling." Duo and the others took shelter behind a nearby boulder. "What did you say?!?!" BB 'eeped' and ran to escape the wrath of the author. Only to run into the almost forgotten Sanc Kingdom School Girl Demons! Come on, we all know you missed them! "AH! My eyes! What are those things?" The demons continued painting their toenails for a minute before they realized they were being watched. "EEKK! A peeping Tom!" Our heroes sweatdropped. "Um, I think you have the wrong script guys." Duo handed the demons a sheaf of papers. "Ooooh, right!" While the creepoids tried to find their lines, Duo-tachi hightailed it past them.
Beast Boy glanced over his shoulder, "What was the point of that anyway?" Raven shrugged, "She must have felt that Hell was too light on the demons." "Ok, enough mocking me! Get going." The author pointed in the direction of yet another pink river. "Why is everything in this place pink?" Starfire studied the slowly flowing possible water. Duo poked at it with a branch. "I dunno, I heard there was a change of management or something. With all this pink, it was probably Relena or something." He chuckled and shook his head at the ridiculous idea. "Who is this Relena person?" Starfire got bored watching the crawl of the river. "Oh, just some crazy chick...at least I think she's a girl. She's been stalking my boyfriend for a while now." Starfire nodded, "Oh, ok." They all stood in silence for a moment. "Your boyfriend?!?" The three Teen Titans did a double take. The braided baka choked back a laugh at the expressions on their faces. "Dude, why didn't you tell us?" Beast Boy was eyeing Duo oddly and Raven raised an eyebrow at the green one, "Why would he need to? It's none of our business." Vash nodded, "That's right!" Everyone jumped about five feet in the air. "Who the heck are you?!" Duo still had a hand clasped over his chest where his heart was going about 500mph. Vash flashed a smile and a victory sign, "I was sent here to give you some direction!" Raven and Starfire were staring at him with hearts in their eyes. Duo and Beast Boy rolled their eyes. "Whaddya mean 'direction'?" BB was getting a crick in his neck looking up at the tall blonde. "Well, my employer has already had me send your...erm...boyfriend on his way to the center of Hell to kill Satan." Duo's eyes grew big at that news. "And he's probably going to need help, sooo....Hey! HEY!!" He reached up and tapped the author on the shoulder, "Quit watchin' cartoons!" Everyone laughed behind their hands, except Raven. She just stood there being all dark and expressionless. Vash went back to his big monologue, "But I've come to give you this." He handed his lovely gun to Duo. Yeah, lovely gun...great for blowing holes in all sorts of things! "And to tell you that you need to pass through Hell for Anti-Yaoi Fans." A manic grin spread over Duo's face as he looked at the gun in his hands, thinking thoughts of what he could use it for there. "It's in one of the parts of hell that hasn't been 'redecorated' yet." Raven looked like she wanted to cheer. The pink was getting to her worse than anyone. Don't believe the little pink clad Raven in her mind. Pink was NOT her favorite color. The Humanoid Typhoon was busily going over what looked like a checklist. "Ok, I think I covered everything. Time to go get some donuts!" He disappeared with an 'I Dream of Jeanie' style boing before anyone could ask for a donut too. Vash can be so selfish..."I wanted a donut!"
Duo found someplace to keep the gun, his jodhpurs being much easier to conceal a gun in than Heero's spandex, and they set off in the general direction the 'angel' had indicated. Following the shore of the bubblegum colored river, which was ever so slowly turning an odd algae infested blackish green. It was a welcome change from the pink. "I think I liked the pink river better." Starfire looked almost disappointed about the change. She was alone as far as that went. Even the author was glad to have something non-pink in the scenery. Beast Boy was standing on the far end of the group, away from Duo and all but trying to hide under Raven's cape. "Get out of my clothes!" Vein pounding in her forehead, Raven yanked her cape out of BB's grasp and glared. "He's not trying to hit on you or anything! He said he already has a boyfriend." Starfire wore her perpetually stupefied expression while Duo was trying not to laugh his head off at the green shape shifter. The argument stopped when they reached an area that looked like what Hell should. Jagged, dark boulders that were blessedly free of any pinkness covered the valley they'd arrived at. A large wooden sign proclaimed it to be 'Hell for Anti-Yaoi Fans'. Duo reached for his gun, wanting ever so much to put it to use on the people within. The screams coming from the groups of people that dotted the valley was music to our currently solo gay boy's ears. Our heroes went largely ignored by the 'inmates' as well as the demons tormenting them. There were groups with their eyes propped open with toothpicks and being forced to look at fan art depicting various yaoi-licious couples. Several people's eyes were bleeding. Other groups had their hands tied so as not to be able to plug their ears while they had 'story time'. Meaning a big, ugly School Girl demon sat in front of a semicircle of sinners (author: ::cackling evilly::) and reading lemon fics aloud. The Teen Titans grouped together like frightened children while Duo laughed maniacally. This was too good. Even the author was enjoying herself immensely. "Hey, didn't you promise your readers flaming cheeze whiz?" The author looked around, "Where?" Everyone else pointed upwards towards the disclaimer. "Oh, yes." She handed cans of said torture item to each member of the group. Starfire tried to eat hers. The others watched in shock at the smoke pouring from her ears. "That was delicious! May I have more?" The author sweatdropped. "No...you're supposed to use it on the inmates." The mini-skirt wearing alien looked so downcast that BB decided that he'd rather give her his can of flaming cheesey goodness instead of using it on the poor abused inmates. Duo, and even Raven, preferred to spray down the anti-yaoi fans and the school girl demons with the unlikely weapon. Once the cans were empty and most of the valley in cheesy flames, Duo et-al skipped through the flames singing 'We're off to go kill Satan! The blunderful Satan of Hell!'
A/N: You can tell I've been reading retarded flames. I just had to do it. Don't hurt me, it was fun! It was also a pointless chapter. Don't worry though. Also, I'm working on pics of some of the scenes so far. (even a few I haven't yet gotten to)
Disclaimers: I don't own Wendee Lee (thank god), flaming Cheeze Whiz, the people who like to flame those of us who like yaoi (aka the anti-yaoi fans), Teen Titans, Gundam Wing, or Shin Tenchi Muyo.
Warning: Well, um...I'm being lazy. Lots of torture, well...torture for certain people I regret nothing I type here Is yaoi-licious even a word? It should be.
Chapter 8
More blissful, migraine inducing pink scenery. Raven and Starfire walked along beside Duo and Beast Boy, all of whom were engrossed in a deep, thoughtful conversation. "That bitch should die!" Duo pounded a fist in the air while the others nodded. "She ruins perfectly good characters...well, except for that annoying Sakuya chick." Raven made a face at just the name 'Sakuya', "Why did they even have to make that series? It was so pointless." The author got out her new trusty paper fan and bapped the four over their heads. "Ok, enough of that, we have to get on with the story." Beast Boy rubbed a hand over his green hair, "What story? I just though this was all mindless rambling." Duo and the others took shelter behind a nearby boulder. "What did you say?!?!" BB 'eeped' and ran to escape the wrath of the author. Only to run into the almost forgotten Sanc Kingdom School Girl Demons! Come on, we all know you missed them! "AH! My eyes! What are those things?" The demons continued painting their toenails for a minute before they realized they were being watched. "EEKK! A peeping Tom!" Our heroes sweatdropped. "Um, I think you have the wrong script guys." Duo handed the demons a sheaf of papers. "Ooooh, right!" While the creepoids tried to find their lines, Duo-tachi hightailed it past them.
Beast Boy glanced over his shoulder, "What was the point of that anyway?" Raven shrugged, "She must have felt that Hell was too light on the demons." "Ok, enough mocking me! Get going." The author pointed in the direction of yet another pink river. "Why is everything in this place pink?" Starfire studied the slowly flowing possible water. Duo poked at it with a branch. "I dunno, I heard there was a change of management or something. With all this pink, it was probably Relena or something." He chuckled and shook his head at the ridiculous idea. "Who is this Relena person?" Starfire got bored watching the crawl of the river. "Oh, just some crazy chick...at least I think she's a girl. She's been stalking my boyfriend for a while now." Starfire nodded, "Oh, ok." They all stood in silence for a moment. "Your boyfriend?!?" The three Teen Titans did a double take. The braided baka choked back a laugh at the expressions on their faces. "Dude, why didn't you tell us?" Beast Boy was eyeing Duo oddly and Raven raised an eyebrow at the green one, "Why would he need to? It's none of our business." Vash nodded, "That's right!" Everyone jumped about five feet in the air. "Who the heck are you?!" Duo still had a hand clasped over his chest where his heart was going about 500mph. Vash flashed a smile and a victory sign, "I was sent here to give you some direction!" Raven and Starfire were staring at him with hearts in their eyes. Duo and Beast Boy rolled their eyes. "Whaddya mean 'direction'?" BB was getting a crick in his neck looking up at the tall blonde. "Well, my employer has already had me send your...erm...boyfriend on his way to the center of Hell to kill Satan." Duo's eyes grew big at that news. "And he's probably going to need help, sooo....Hey! HEY!!" He reached up and tapped the author on the shoulder, "Quit watchin' cartoons!" Everyone laughed behind their hands, except Raven. She just stood there being all dark and expressionless. Vash went back to his big monologue, "But I've come to give you this." He handed his lovely gun to Duo. Yeah, lovely gun...great for blowing holes in all sorts of things! "And to tell you that you need to pass through Hell for Anti-Yaoi Fans." A manic grin spread over Duo's face as he looked at the gun in his hands, thinking thoughts of what he could use it for there. "It's in one of the parts of hell that hasn't been 'redecorated' yet." Raven looked like she wanted to cheer. The pink was getting to her worse than anyone. Don't believe the little pink clad Raven in her mind. Pink was NOT her favorite color. The Humanoid Typhoon was busily going over what looked like a checklist. "Ok, I think I covered everything. Time to go get some donuts!" He disappeared with an 'I Dream of Jeanie' style boing before anyone could ask for a donut too. Vash can be so selfish..."I wanted a donut!"
Duo found someplace to keep the gun, his jodhpurs being much easier to conceal a gun in than Heero's spandex, and they set off in the general direction the 'angel' had indicated. Following the shore of the bubblegum colored river, which was ever so slowly turning an odd algae infested blackish green. It was a welcome change from the pink. "I think I liked the pink river better." Starfire looked almost disappointed about the change. She was alone as far as that went. Even the author was glad to have something non-pink in the scenery. Beast Boy was standing on the far end of the group, away from Duo and all but trying to hide under Raven's cape. "Get out of my clothes!" Vein pounding in her forehead, Raven yanked her cape out of BB's grasp and glared. "He's not trying to hit on you or anything! He said he already has a boyfriend." Starfire wore her perpetually stupefied expression while Duo was trying not to laugh his head off at the green shape shifter. The argument stopped when they reached an area that looked like what Hell should. Jagged, dark boulders that were blessedly free of any pinkness covered the valley they'd arrived at. A large wooden sign proclaimed it to be 'Hell for Anti-Yaoi Fans'. Duo reached for his gun, wanting ever so much to put it to use on the people within. The screams coming from the groups of people that dotted the valley was music to our currently solo gay boy's ears. Our heroes went largely ignored by the 'inmates' as well as the demons tormenting them. There were groups with their eyes propped open with toothpicks and being forced to look at fan art depicting various yaoi-licious couples. Several people's eyes were bleeding. Other groups had their hands tied so as not to be able to plug their ears while they had 'story time'. Meaning a big, ugly School Girl demon sat in front of a semicircle of sinners (author: ::cackling evilly::) and reading lemon fics aloud. The Teen Titans grouped together like frightened children while Duo laughed maniacally. This was too good. Even the author was enjoying herself immensely. "Hey, didn't you promise your readers flaming cheeze whiz?" The author looked around, "Where?" Everyone else pointed upwards towards the disclaimer. "Oh, yes." She handed cans of said torture item to each member of the group. Starfire tried to eat hers. The others watched in shock at the smoke pouring from her ears. "That was delicious! May I have more?" The author sweatdropped. "No...you're supposed to use it on the inmates." The mini-skirt wearing alien looked so downcast that BB decided that he'd rather give her his can of flaming cheesey goodness instead of using it on the poor abused inmates. Duo, and even Raven, preferred to spray down the anti-yaoi fans and the school girl demons with the unlikely weapon. Once the cans were empty and most of the valley in cheesy flames, Duo et-al skipped through the flames singing 'We're off to go kill Satan! The blunderful Satan of Hell!'
A/N: You can tell I've been reading retarded flames. I just had to do it. Don't hurt me, it was fun! It was also a pointless chapter. Don't worry though. Also, I'm working on pics of some of the scenes so far. (even a few I haven't yet gotten to)