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if the creator of one of these series ever did write crazy ass fan
fictions?
Warning: None, nice safe chappie here kids.
Chapter 9
We return to the darkened cell glimpsed in chapter six. The hallway and other cells are the kind that you see in any anime. Vash appeared with the neato 'boing' sound outside of said cell. "Hel-lo! Are you all awake?" A cheerful grin was plastered across his face, sure to piss off whoever it was in there. He was instantly greeted by a pair of reddish eyes. Botan tried to make herself look as attractive as one could when one has spent the past couple of months in a cramped cell without a shower. "How's it going, Vash?" The blond tried to shut off his sense of smell. "You know, if you can just appear here all the time to take orders, why can't you get us out of here?" The blue-haired ferry girl grumbled. All this time, trapped in here with a cranky toddler. "My father is going to kill me!" Koenma wailed loudly. Yet no matter how hugely he opened his mouth to whine, his pacifier never fell out. Must be some holy power or somethin'. Jorge was sitting in a corner, twitching something awful at the sound of Koenma's voice. He was contemplating whether or not he could escape through suicide. Probably not. He was stuck being Koenma's lackey for the rest of his loincloth wearing life. He is a thing to be pitied by all. Botan was still attempting to flirt with Vash, who was still trying not to breathe. "I've sent Heero to kill Relena. He's already picked up a few allies and I've sent his boyfriend and his friends to join them." Pacifier breath gave up on his whining for a moment. "Good, and what about Hiei and Kurama?" "They're waiting at the front lines for Heero and Duo to arrive." Everyone except Jorge (who was scheming of how to escape a lifetime of servitude) sweatdropped. They all knew exactly what those two were doing. The camera switched over to the barracks near the center of Hell. More specifically Hiei and Kurama's room. We'll just leave it at that. Back at the generic cell, everyone's face was a bit blue. They all shook their heads to rid themselves of the mental images. Except Botan, who started fantasizing about nekkie Kurama. "Um, good work. Just keep track of them." Koenma floated up to whisper in Vash's ear,"Make sure they have everything they need to beat her! I don't think I can stand being in a cell with these two any longer!!"
A/N: Short, but I felt like writing it. So there =p
Warning: None, nice safe chappie here kids.
Chapter 9
We return to the darkened cell glimpsed in chapter six. The hallway and other cells are the kind that you see in any anime. Vash appeared with the neato 'boing' sound outside of said cell. "Hel-lo! Are you all awake?" A cheerful grin was plastered across his face, sure to piss off whoever it was in there. He was instantly greeted by a pair of reddish eyes. Botan tried to make herself look as attractive as one could when one has spent the past couple of months in a cramped cell without a shower. "How's it going, Vash?" The blond tried to shut off his sense of smell. "You know, if you can just appear here all the time to take orders, why can't you get us out of here?" The blue-haired ferry girl grumbled. All this time, trapped in here with a cranky toddler. "My father is going to kill me!" Koenma wailed loudly. Yet no matter how hugely he opened his mouth to whine, his pacifier never fell out. Must be some holy power or somethin'. Jorge was sitting in a corner, twitching something awful at the sound of Koenma's voice. He was contemplating whether or not he could escape through suicide. Probably not. He was stuck being Koenma's lackey for the rest of his loincloth wearing life. He is a thing to be pitied by all. Botan was still attempting to flirt with Vash, who was still trying not to breathe. "I've sent Heero to kill Relena. He's already picked up a few allies and I've sent his boyfriend and his friends to join them." Pacifier breath gave up on his whining for a moment. "Good, and what about Hiei and Kurama?" "They're waiting at the front lines for Heero and Duo to arrive." Everyone except Jorge (who was scheming of how to escape a lifetime of servitude) sweatdropped. They all knew exactly what those two were doing. The camera switched over to the barracks near the center of Hell. More specifically Hiei and Kurama's room. We'll just leave it at that. Back at the generic cell, everyone's face was a bit blue. They all shook their heads to rid themselves of the mental images. Except Botan, who started fantasizing about nekkie Kurama. "Um, good work. Just keep track of them." Koenma floated up to whisper in Vash's ear,"Make sure they have everything they need to beat her! I don't think I can stand being in a cell with these two any longer!!"
A/N: Short, but I felt like writing it. So there =p