Joey's in trouble,she's up the creek
she has a bun in the oven, but who's the father,
Pacey? Dawson? or should we look farther?
Jack's shacking up with his boyfriend soon,
Is it true love under the light of the moon?
Andie's gone crazy, she sees her dead brother,
she's not alone, so does her mother.
Jen's decided to join a nunnery, what does Henry think?
Of course, he's in a big stink.
Thats good old Capeside, and here we'll leave it,
8:30PM on Tuesday nights it used to be, alas no more,
Until next year, thats it.