Chapter 2: Educating the uneducated.
"Excuse me, I have a few questions that I'd like answered." Said Lord
Elrond, raising his hand to gain the girls attention.
"Yes..." Said Claire
"Well I'd like to know-"
Elrond was cut off by a large wailing coming from the hallway, a moment
later Legolas appeared, in his night gown, looking rather dishevelled.
"There's a Troll in my Bedroom!!" he wailed.
"Ah yes Legolas you decided to join us then?" Claire said, smiling at him.
Legolas looked up at the two girls, and stopped running.
"The authors are here!!!"
He turned and began to run the other way, back towards the troll. Rosie
raised her pink, fluffy club up in the air and brought it down hard,
connecting with Legolas' head. The elf collapsed in a pile on the floor,
unconscious.
"We'll have to fill him in later, we can't delay training for much longer,
otherwise we won't be on schedule for the final performance." Sara said,
surveying the pile of Elf over her clipboard.
"What was it you wanted to ask Lord Elrond?"
"Well...what I'm sure we'd all like to know is; what is this Harry Potter
that you speak of; why is Boromir and SAURON here; and why should we be
listening to you?"
"you will find out the answer to your first question soon, as we have a
little surprised planned for you, Boromir and SAURON are here because we
needed them to play certain roles in the performance, don't worry, we have
installed the latest 3.3 billion megahertz anti-evil training chip into
Sauron's metal skull, so that if he even thinks about plotting to take over
Middle earth then he will be electrified, so I wouldn't touch him if I were
you as he seems to be constantly buzzing. In answer to your final
question," Sara's face grew into a cold glare, making Lord Elrond tremble,
"you are doing this because we want you to, and because we are the authors
you will do anything we say, got that?"
"Yes."
"Excuse me?"
"Yes Miss Powell." He groaned.
"Good, now that that's sorted, I'd like to tell you which characters you
are going to play. Claire if you would do the honours."
Claire raised an eyebrow at Sara and walked down the stairs muttering about
being treated like a dogsbody.
She walked around handing people envelopes with their names on; they looked
at them curiously before opening them to see what was inside...
Welcome Middle Earthlings,
You have been chosen to play a part in The Royal
Acting Theatre of Gondor. The role you will play is the role of........................in
the performance of Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban. Firstly you
need to be educated in the world of Harry Potter, so we have brought in the
videos especially for you to watch (Please ask Miss Ramsden or Miss Powell
if you don't know what a video is). Once you have watched the video, you
will be taking part in the Acting in Character Training School (A.C.T.S) to
teach you how to act well to suit your role.
The final performance will be in 5 months, and will be performed to the
whole of Middle Earth.
Signed
Miss S Powell and Miss C Ramsden.
(If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask, we don't bite.
Hard)
Many of the cast looked at the names of the people they were going to be
playing, inquisitively. They had no idea who Hagrid or Hermione Granger was
or any of the others for that matter. After people had stopped talking
about who they were going to be, they turned once more to the fearful
dictatress' that stood in front of them.
"To educate you, we have a special treat, you are all going to sit down and
watch the first three Harry Potter films, we would have made you read the
books but we realise that some of you are probably slower readers than
others, so that idea would take too long." Claire said.
Sara reached behind the curtains, and pulled out a large wide screened
television, with built in DVD player.
"Now we are going to leave you whilst you watch all three, they are two and
a half hours long, each. Have fun, and if any of you even think of trying
to escape you will have Rosie here to deal with, she likes to play." Sara
announced.
Sara walked down the steps, hoisted a now dazed Legolas onto her shoulder,
and walked out. Claire just stood in shock, watching her walk off with the
prince while she was left with no one, so she walked down towards Boromir,
in hope that she could have him.
"CLAIRE don't you even think about it, I only have Legolas because I have
to fill him in on all the things he's missed!"
"But I won't take him for long, I just want to start training him."
"Don't assume that I was born yesterday, come on...NOW!"
Claire stormed out of the room, and decided to go and have a look round
Minis Tirith, after all it wasn't every day you got to go round the main
city of Gondor, in middle earth.
Seven and a half hours later...
Claire walked back into the hall, feeling refreshed and ready to tackle
anything, or anyone...
The people's of Middle Earth, looked amazed, they now knew what Harry
Potter was.
"I Hope you have a better understanding of your characters." She said
taking her place on the stage.
They all just nodded, confused. Sauron raised his arm.
"Yes?"
"Why do I always have to be the bad guy? Why can't I be the good guy for
once? Or at least the bad guy that doesn't get beaten by a puny hobbit or a
stupid human teenager."
"Excuse me, but my character is not stupid, he is the main character and
the hero!"
"He is stupid." Said King Thranduil
"You leave Harry Potter alone!" Shouted Arwen, coming to her husband's
defence.
"Thank you my love, but I think I can handle this one, if anybody says
anything nasty about my character again, I will kick them out of MY CITY!"
Before King Thranduil and Sauron could retort, Claire cut in, not wanting a
fight between the canonicals, because although that would be funny she
needed her crew to be focused.
"OI!!! Did I tell you that you could start arguing and shouting at each
other? No I did not, now has anyone seen Miss Powell?"
Various people said no, some claimed that she hadn't been back since they
started watching Harry Potter.
"Right that's it, you lot amuse yourselves while I go find her." She left
the hall once again, and marched towards Sara's bedroom, with shouts of
'Harry Potter is the best' and 'no he's not!' following her all the way.
(A/N: I cannot properly begin the acting training until I have a full set
of cast, so please fill in the form and send it in, I need people to play
the weasleys, and the Dursleys, I also need people to play backstage parts,
thank you to those who have already applied, you will be included in
forthcoming chapters.)
Email the form to: superstarpowellhotmail.com, I will get back to you
a.s.a.p
Name:
Age:
Species:
Lust object (not allowed more than 3):
Personality Traits:
Favourite Harry Potter character:
Favourite part of the Prisoner of Azkaban:
In no more than 20 words tell us what you would do if you were in a hall
with the entire cast of Lord of the Rings:
Prefered role, that has not already been taken:
"Excuse me, I have a few questions that I'd like answered." Said Lord
Elrond, raising his hand to gain the girls attention.
"Yes..." Said Claire
"Well I'd like to know-"
Elrond was cut off by a large wailing coming from the hallway, a moment
later Legolas appeared, in his night gown, looking rather dishevelled.
"There's a Troll in my Bedroom!!" he wailed.
"Ah yes Legolas you decided to join us then?" Claire said, smiling at him.
Legolas looked up at the two girls, and stopped running.
"The authors are here!!!"
He turned and began to run the other way, back towards the troll. Rosie
raised her pink, fluffy club up in the air and brought it down hard,
connecting with Legolas' head. The elf collapsed in a pile on the floor,
unconscious.
"We'll have to fill him in later, we can't delay training for much longer,
otherwise we won't be on schedule for the final performance." Sara said,
surveying the pile of Elf over her clipboard.
"What was it you wanted to ask Lord Elrond?"
"Well...what I'm sure we'd all like to know is; what is this Harry Potter
that you speak of; why is Boromir and SAURON here; and why should we be
listening to you?"
"you will find out the answer to your first question soon, as we have a
little surprised planned for you, Boromir and SAURON are here because we
needed them to play certain roles in the performance, don't worry, we have
installed the latest 3.3 billion megahertz anti-evil training chip into
Sauron's metal skull, so that if he even thinks about plotting to take over
Middle earth then he will be electrified, so I wouldn't touch him if I were
you as he seems to be constantly buzzing. In answer to your final
question," Sara's face grew into a cold glare, making Lord Elrond tremble,
"you are doing this because we want you to, and because we are the authors
you will do anything we say, got that?"
"Yes."
"Excuse me?"
"Yes Miss Powell." He groaned.
"Good, now that that's sorted, I'd like to tell you which characters you
are going to play. Claire if you would do the honours."
Claire raised an eyebrow at Sara and walked down the stairs muttering about
being treated like a dogsbody.
She walked around handing people envelopes with their names on; they looked
at them curiously before opening them to see what was inside...
Welcome Middle Earthlings,
You have been chosen to play a part in The Royal
Acting Theatre of Gondor. The role you will play is the role of........................in
the performance of Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban. Firstly you
need to be educated in the world of Harry Potter, so we have brought in the
videos especially for you to watch (Please ask Miss Ramsden or Miss Powell
if you don't know what a video is). Once you have watched the video, you
will be taking part in the Acting in Character Training School (A.C.T.S) to
teach you how to act well to suit your role.
The final performance will be in 5 months, and will be performed to the
whole of Middle Earth.
Signed
Miss S Powell and Miss C Ramsden.
(If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask, we don't bite.
Hard)
Many of the cast looked at the names of the people they were going to be
playing, inquisitively. They had no idea who Hagrid or Hermione Granger was
or any of the others for that matter. After people had stopped talking
about who they were going to be, they turned once more to the fearful
dictatress' that stood in front of them.
"To educate you, we have a special treat, you are all going to sit down and
watch the first three Harry Potter films, we would have made you read the
books but we realise that some of you are probably slower readers than
others, so that idea would take too long." Claire said.
Sara reached behind the curtains, and pulled out a large wide screened
television, with built in DVD player.
"Now we are going to leave you whilst you watch all three, they are two and
a half hours long, each. Have fun, and if any of you even think of trying
to escape you will have Rosie here to deal with, she likes to play." Sara
announced.
Sara walked down the steps, hoisted a now dazed Legolas onto her shoulder,
and walked out. Claire just stood in shock, watching her walk off with the
prince while she was left with no one, so she walked down towards Boromir,
in hope that she could have him.
"CLAIRE don't you even think about it, I only have Legolas because I have
to fill him in on all the things he's missed!"
"But I won't take him for long, I just want to start training him."
"Don't assume that I was born yesterday, come on...NOW!"
Claire stormed out of the room, and decided to go and have a look round
Minis Tirith, after all it wasn't every day you got to go round the main
city of Gondor, in middle earth.
Seven and a half hours later...
Claire walked back into the hall, feeling refreshed and ready to tackle
anything, or anyone...
The people's of Middle Earth, looked amazed, they now knew what Harry
Potter was.
"I Hope you have a better understanding of your characters." She said
taking her place on the stage.
They all just nodded, confused. Sauron raised his arm.
"Yes?"
"Why do I always have to be the bad guy? Why can't I be the good guy for
once? Or at least the bad guy that doesn't get beaten by a puny hobbit or a
stupid human teenager."
"Excuse me, but my character is not stupid, he is the main character and
the hero!"
"He is stupid." Said King Thranduil
"You leave Harry Potter alone!" Shouted Arwen, coming to her husband's
defence.
"Thank you my love, but I think I can handle this one, if anybody says
anything nasty about my character again, I will kick them out of MY CITY!"
Before King Thranduil and Sauron could retort, Claire cut in, not wanting a
fight between the canonicals, because although that would be funny she
needed her crew to be focused.
"OI!!! Did I tell you that you could start arguing and shouting at each
other? No I did not, now has anyone seen Miss Powell?"
Various people said no, some claimed that she hadn't been back since they
started watching Harry Potter.
"Right that's it, you lot amuse yourselves while I go find her." She left
the hall once again, and marched towards Sara's bedroom, with shouts of
'Harry Potter is the best' and 'no he's not!' following her all the way.
(A/N: I cannot properly begin the acting training until I have a full set
of cast, so please fill in the form and send it in, I need people to play
the weasleys, and the Dursleys, I also need people to play backstage parts,
thank you to those who have already applied, you will be included in
forthcoming chapters.)
Email the form to: superstarpowellhotmail.com, I will get back to you
a.s.a.p
Name:
Age:
Species:
Lust object (not allowed more than 3):
Personality Traits:
Favourite Harry Potter character:
Favourite part of the Prisoner of Azkaban:
In no more than 20 words tell us what you would do if you were in a hall
with the entire cast of Lord of the Rings:
Prefered role, that has not already been taken: